Note: This is just really stupid.

Disclaimer: No I don't own this.

It was a beautiful sunny day at the Xaiver Institute for the gifted. Jean Grey was lying on a blanket on the large grounds of the Institute when Scott rode up on one of the horses that Xaiver owned. She looked up at him when he jumped off the steed's back. He ran over to her leaving the horse standing there. He knelt down to her and said, "I love you!" and she said, "I love you too!" they start kissing when the horse disgusted by their behavior canters over them and tramples them to death.

Rogue was doing her homework in her room when the door bursts open. Logan rushed into the room and confessed his undying love for her. And she confessed hers. They start making love when the rampaging horse gallops into the room accompanied by many furry rodents and tramples the two while the rodents started eating them.

Kurt was eating a peanut- butter, cucumber, Mayo, pineapple, and Nair sandwich. Then Kitty rushed into the room. "Kurt!" she yelled. "Everyone is confessing their undying love for each other and I thought I would confess mine!" She jumped on top of him and started humping him. "Oh kitty!" Kurt screamed. Upstairs the horse and the small rodent animals heard Kurt's cry and sped off down the hallway; leaving the trampled half eaten bodies behind. When they got there, a rabid lama joined the fight against the humans. They bit, trampled, and ripped limb from limb the two lovers. (See a pattern here?)

Xaiver was on his giant computer when Storm busted down the door. "Professor!" she shouted. "Everyone is confessing their undying love for each other and then getting killed by ravenous beasts!" The professor didn't move. "Professor?" Still no movement. Then Storm looked at the computer screen. The Professor was writing an email to her. It read:

Dear Storm,

I love you. I have loved you ever since I found you in the dark alley ways of AAARRRGGGGGG!!!

AAARRRGGGGGG? what did he mean? "Professor?" she turned the chair around and there sitting in it was the horse. He pounced upon her. "AAARRRGGGGGG!" She screamed. And the animals, killing everyone, took over the mansion. But the question remains, who let the dangerous animals loose? In the distance you can hear laughing. Zooming to a disorderly house. There inside was Lance, Peitro, Todd, and Fred all laughing their heads off. "Yeah!" Lance yelled. "Now we can rule the world!!!"

~ the end