I AM A WIZARD!!!
Author's note: Hello there! For those of you who don't know, this is a parody of the I AM CANADIAN commercial some of you might've seen on television (and yes, I am Canadian!). If one of you has already done one of these, please don't flame me...I didn't know of anyone who had written one of these when I wrote it...please review, constructive criticism is fine, but no flames or unhelpful comments like "this sux"...thanx a bunch!
I'm not a Muggle, or a goblin.
I do live in a castle (sometimes), and eat Chocolate Frogs, and own a broomstick.
And I do know Harry, Ron and Hermione from Hogwarts, and I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a Minister of Magic, not an all-powerful whatever-Muggles-call-them.
I speak Mermish and Gobbledegook, but NOT Troll.
And I pronounce it Her-my-oh-nee, NOT Herm-own-ninny.
I can proudly sew my school's crest on my robes.
I belong in Gryffindor, NOT Slytherin.
Transfiguration, NOT the Dark Arts.
And that the snake is certainly not a proud and noble animal!
Beauxbatons is a school, Viktor Krum is a Quidditch Player.
And it's You-Know-Who, not Voldemort, YOU-KNOW-WHO!
Wizards live on every landmass!
The first (and only) players of Quidditch!
And the best part of the magical society!
My name is [insert name].
AND I AM A WIZARD!!!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Hogwarts, and all other related ideas are property of J.K. Rowling (Applause! Applause!). The "I AM CANADIAN" commercial is property of Molson Canadian (I think). Please don't sue me!
Author's note: Hello there! For those of you who don't know, this is a parody of the I AM CANADIAN commercial some of you might've seen on television (and yes, I am Canadian!). If one of you has already done one of these, please don't flame me...I didn't know of anyone who had written one of these when I wrote it...please review, constructive criticism is fine, but no flames or unhelpful comments like "this sux"...thanx a bunch!
I'm not a Muggle, or a goblin.
I do live in a castle (sometimes), and eat Chocolate Frogs, and own a broomstick.
And I do know Harry, Ron and Hermione from Hogwarts, and I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a Minister of Magic, not an all-powerful whatever-Muggles-call-them.
I speak Mermish and Gobbledegook, but NOT Troll.
And I pronounce it Her-my-oh-nee, NOT Herm-own-ninny.
I can proudly sew my school's crest on my robes.
I belong in Gryffindor, NOT Slytherin.
Transfiguration, NOT the Dark Arts.
And that the snake is certainly not a proud and noble animal!
Beauxbatons is a school, Viktor Krum is a Quidditch Player.
And it's You-Know-Who, not Voldemort, YOU-KNOW-WHO!
Wizards live on every landmass!
The first (and only) players of Quidditch!
And the best part of the magical society!
My name is [insert name].
AND I AM A WIZARD!!!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Hogwarts, and all other related ideas are property of J.K. Rowling (Applause! Applause!). The "I AM CANADIAN" commercial is property of Molson Canadian (I think). Please don't sue me!