A/N: Yeah, this is just some really random idea that I came up with. I mean, most people think Sev's Animagus form would be a bat, raven, shark or thestrals or something creepy like that.

So…what if he's a unicorn? Me thinks he would be very annoyed. Me thinks one Lucius Malfoy would be very amused. So this was born. 3 To Snucius!

Disclaimer: Me owns nothing but the plot.

Lucius stared at him, covering his mouth with his hand. "Oh…my…God." He struggled to force out.

"Is it really that bad? What am I?" Snape's voice echoed in his head telepathically.

"You're…a…a…" He trailed off and removed his hand from his mouth, revealing his smirk.

"I'm a what?" He demanded, stomping his…hoof?

"You're a unicorn." He finished, lips quirking into a wider smirk. "Oh, my God! You're a unicorn!" He began to full-out laugh.

"I'm a unicorn?" He squealed, backing up.

"Yeah, c'mon over here…look at your reflection." He pointed at the glassy surface of the lake.

Severus gaped at it, tilting his head side to side to examine himself. "My horn looks sharp at least…" He said hesitantly.

"And you look great!" Without giving him the chance to object, Lucius slipped his arms around Severus' neck and pressed his face into the raven mane.

"Hey!" He complained, dancing away and snorting.

Lucius giggled. "Sorry, Sev."

"Don't 'Sorry, Sev' me!" He growled, whirling and trotting along the shore of the lake. "I don't like this at all. I'm a damn horse!" He shouted into his mind.

He spun and cantered back towards his, snorting impatiently. Suddenly he skidded to a stop and reared, letting out an irritated scream. He reared up, hooves flashing, his mane flying in the cool breeze, the moon shining down on his ebony pelt.

When he dropped back to the ground and stood there, breathing hard, Lucius slowly approached him, awestruck. "Do that again!" He breathed.

"Do what?" He snapped.

"Rear up." The blonde ordered, staring at him.

Severus half-reared, snorting dramatically. "Like this?"

"Yeah! You look really intimidating…" Lucius murmured as he walked over to blonde, tail swishing.

"I do?"

"Yeah."

"Well, maybe this form isn't as bad as I thought it would be…" Severus thought hesitantly.

TBC?