Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama or Glee.

Author's Note: A bit of my inner Gleek fan coming out and Alejandro letting himself be inveigled by Duncan.

"What do you think you are doing just stopping like that? There's still about a quarter of deliciously good cake left uneaten." Duncan chided, pointing at the plate. Alejandro moaned clutching his belly shaking his head.

"Can't…can't eat anymore?" he said panting. "Too rich and thirst inducing." Duncan shrugged.

"Okay," he goes to the refrigerator and opens something and puts it in a glass. Alejandro reached eagerly for the drink and chugged it in two long gulps then belched loud and long unable to stop himself.

"." Alejandro's face blushed a deeper red like before and Duncan grinned wickedly.

"Sounds like someone had a nice meal. But also that there is room for more." Alejandro shook his head and Duncan grinned again.

"Come on, open up I'll help you. I don't want any leftovers and crumbs on this plate and you won't be leaving until it's all gone so we might as well get this over with now rather than later shall we?" Duncan took the fork and scooped up some cake and waved it in front of Alejandro's nose.

"Come on, come on big fella, come on come on it's good. So chocolaty and delicious." Alejandro kept his mouth shut and Duncan frowned for a second then brightened as he got an idea. Putting the cake down for a second, he awkwardly rubbed circles on Alejandro's stomach which caused him to pretty much moan in pleasure where Duncan took the swift opportunity to stuff a bite of cake in. Bit by bit, the remaining cake disappeared; Alejandro relaxed by the soothing circles although he did try to bite Duncan's hand a couple times in between. Finally it was all gone and Duncan leaned back exhausted.

"See? That wasn't so…so hard." Alejandro poked his distended stomach in disbelief of how solidly packed it was. It was as tight and round as a drum. Duncan got up and looked at it as well with an approving scrutiny.

"You look like you're about to fucking explode there mate." Duncan said pleasantly and Alejandro just moaned. Duncan cocked his head, a smile passing his lips.

"I'm sorry, what was that? Did you say you were thirsty again? I'll go get you something more to drink." Grinning, Duncan darted down the hallway and Alejandro tried to get up but found himself unable to do so, his stomach too loaded down and heavy. He only watched in horror as Duncan approached carrying a 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper.

"Well, fortunately for you, this is all I have so we'll make do with this. I bet you love the taste of Dr. Pepper because I sure do. With all that food, you must be very thirsty." Wincing with his bad arm, he opened the bottle then secured a good position to keep Alejandro's mouth open. Then, he grinned as he started pouring Dr. Pepper down Alejandro's throat who tried to move but was helpless to stop this and had to drink or drown and Duncan only gave brief periods of rest for Alejandro to swallow before forcing onward. In what felt like an eternity, the bottle was empty and Duncan shucked the bottle.

"How you feeling Al?" Duncan asked and Alejandro tried to open his mouth to say just what but all that came out was a monster of a belch that went on for a very very long time. Duncan slapped a hand against Alejandro's stomach again and again, laughing as all Alejandro could do was burp with each one unable to stop.

"That is one fucking tank you got there friend. Whooh you're on fire. So hot and sexy." Duncan grinned as he rubbed more comforting circles instead of slapping. "That's right, nice and easy," he murmured rubbing and Alejandro burped one last time and passed right out. Duncan rubbed the bloated belly, amazed at just how large it became and that it held so much. It was already feeling a bit squishy and Duncan jiggled it and giggled. Okay, that had been a bit cruel of him but man the results already. Alejandro had great natural capacity and Duncan could already see him in his mind with a big heavy pooch, straining his jeans and shirt as he patted it with those sexy muscular arms as he got ready to enjoy yet another meal Duncan had prepared for his big huge man…Duncan shuddered at that image. What the hell was that? His big huge man, really? Why on Earth would he ever consider that to happen he had no idea. This was purely a matter of convenience and maybe some good eye candy at the most but he certainly did not like the guy in that way. Alejandro was still creepy and still a no good brown noser. Shrugging, he got onto the nearby couch in the next room so he would be ready and nearby if Alejandro got up.

Alejandro only started to wake up around 11:00 and Duncan had already been up for a few hours. Yawning hugely, Alejandro tried to sit straight up but couldn't get very far as he still was a bit stuffed from last night, his belly still bloated uncomfortably out so he had to do a roll swing to the side momentum motion to heave himself up and he nearly fell, unaccustomed to this current weight distribution. He picked up his discarded shirt and put it on frowning as it just emphasized how huge his belly was right now. He shuffled out to the kitchen where Duncan was watching something on the tv. Alejandro shoved the seat from out under him. Duncan let out a yelp and turned angrily towards him.

"Dude, why did you just…" Alejandro cut him short.

"No you listen man. What the hell was that last night with the soda? You knew I was stuffed to the brim and then you pushed it even further and nearly drowned me with an additional two liters while I was helpless. Why did you do that?" Duncan's fidgeted nervously.

"I guess…that was a bit mean. At the time it seemed pretty funny and that cake did make you quite thirsty. And your utter dependency…it just…just drove me wild and I guess I was a little drunk after those beers and medicine. Those weren't the only drinks I had you know. I was also thinking it might help you get ready for the contest as you have excellent capacity and that it was a bit of payback for breaking my hand." Alejandro dropped his head in shame. Oh yeah, there was that. He could understand revenge for that. "I need you to drive me to the hospital now," Duncan said changing the subject. "I need to know if my hand is actually broken". Alejandro grunted as he sat down to put his shoes on as he didn't know if he could actually bend over without gravity pulling him over or vomiting right now. Duncan grinned at the sight.

"Dude, your belly is still bloated out like a beach ball," he said smirking. "A very round sexy beachball." Alejandro just glared at him. Then his expression changed.

"Um, where's your bathroom?" he asked suddenly.

"Right down that way, why-?" Alejandro moved surprisingly fast past him then rushing for it. Duncan blinked. Well, that was unexpected. He didn't know it would have been possible to move like that, big as that belly right now was. What could have caused…he wanted to smack himself. Oh, that was why. A 2 liter soda before bed and not having gone all night having completely passed out. No wonder. A few minutes later Alejandro came back out, his belly still rather extended but smaller and more covered.

"Well, pull funny shit like that again and I don't care how much I like you, I will kill you," Alejandro warned as Duncan lead him to the garage. Turning the light on Alejandro gave a gasp of joy and ran forward to Duncan's car petting and touching it.

"What are you doing?" Duncan asked coming to stand next to Alejandro as he caressed it and Duncan found himself jealous of his own car, not that he wanted to be pet like that by him but really, his car?

"Such a sweet ride. I want one just like it even though I do like the one I have right now but this is fantastic and you're so lucky." Alejandro proceeded to go into some lecture on the many features of the car and gushing over the engine and other such car stuff that Duncan didn't understand and couldn't really care less about, especially with his head pounding like a jackhammer was in it. Suddenly he turned and looked incredulously.

"Why are we looking at my car instead of going in yours? You have a car right outside." Alejandro blinked.

"I do. But I wanted to see yours and wow it is awesome. Can I please please please drive yours?" Duncan sighed, rubbing his forehead with his good hand.

"Fine, let's just consider it as an apology and get this show on the road already. My hand and head are really starting to hurt." Duncan reached into his pocket and tossed the keys to the uber excited Alejandro who happily leaped into the driver seat as Duncan painfully made his way to the passenger seat. Alejandro looked over and gave a devil may care grin and Duncan found himself smiling back for a second at that beautiful smile. Ugh, he was going soft, this hand pain was really messing with his head, genuinely smiling, feeling as if he liked Alejandro. Ugh, that was a stomach churner, actually being friends.

Duncan threw open the door and stumbled out kissing the ground in relief. Never before had he been as grateful for the ground as right now. Driving with Alejandro was driving with a maniac and mentally traumatizing. Duncan was a speeder as much as the next guy but Alejandro took it to the extreme and turned corners and switched lanes so quickly Duncan almost lost his breakfast and lunch. Alejandro was laughing as he came out of the car.

"Your…your face…hah, as we were driving…hahahahaha" Duncan swayed a little trying to find his land legs again and he leaned over and nearly did puke.

"S-shut up. You got your laugh at me for last night so call it even. Now let's go in already." Alejandro just grinned as he helped Duncan right himself up who then marched right in without a backwards glance. Alejandro followed still grinning behind him.

"Yes," Dr. Christopher said as he looked at the x-ray photos that they had done. "It does look like there is a bit of fracture lines here and here," pointing to some areas, "but it is nothing too serious as long as you don't try to do anything too extreme with your left hand for the next six weeks. You will have to wear a cast the whole time though and not do anything to break your hand again. You should be more careful although I do tend to actually do get a number of people who have the weirdest accidents like one where they nail gunned their own hand to wood so don't feel too bad for hammering your own hand. Things like that happen all the time." Duncan sighed.

"Damn, I was hoping I wasn't going to need a cast. Oh well, let's just get this over with," said Duncan as Chris put on the cast. Dr. Christopher nodded in approval.

"There, that should do it. But remember, no stressing that hand too thoroughly for the next few weeks or it would get worse off. Now if you excuse me, I do believe my next patient has need of me if you have no more questions." Duncan looked up slowly.

"Yeah, I actually do have a question, but I want to ask in private." Dr. Christopher shooed Alejandro out and leaned back.

"What can I help you with?" he asked and Duncan leaned over and whispered in his ear and Chris nodded.

"An interesting question and not one I usually get. I'm not into that sort of thing but if you do these things…." Alejandro looked at his watch impatiently. How long did it take to answer a question? Duncan eventually came out with a grin.

"Thanks doc," he said and Christopher winked as he moved by on his way to his other patient. Alejandro blinked because he wasn't sure but he swore that Doctor Chris gave him an approving glance as he walked by, eyes on his slightly bulging stomach and Alejandro placed his hand there nervously. He wasn't so sure about this now and had it not been for Duncan, he would have passed on this idea entirely since it seemed really stupid. Course it was up to Duncan and if he wanted Duncan to like him, he had to keep on going, at least for a little bit longer. And it did kind of make sense the way Duncan explained it.

"So what did you and Dr. Chris talk about?" Alejandro asked curiously, easily matching Duncan's stride.

"None of your business. Anyways, you in the mood for lunch? I know you didn't get breakfast this morning and a big guy like you probably needs to eat quite a bit eh?" Alejandro opened his mouth to say no but Duncan instantly turned his feet and headed into one of the restaurants nearby and Alejandro had no choice but to follow as they were seated. 'Well, now that we're here, might as well,' Alejandro mused and it did give them a chance to find out more about each other.

It turned out they had plenty of interests in common much to Alejandro's delight and Duncan's surprise. They both had a love of video games, pranking people, being secret Gleeks and fans of the show and singing, etc. They were both laughing as they did character impressions.

"I'm Puck-asauras and all the chicks and hot baby mamas all dig me and can you blame them? I mean, look at my guns." Duncan said smirking as he flexed his right arm. "Kabam! Power baby." Alejandro smirked, taking a sip from the cream soda he had ordered. Well, he had been going to get water but Duncan coerced him again, using his weakness of loving cream soda however he had figured it out.

"Well Noah, you're arms are lovely but I'm afraid that isn't going to work out. I have star power and my dreams of Broadway can not wait. Plus, I'm in love with the hunky dreamy Finn Hudson. He's so…tall." Alejandro fluttered his eyelashes like a girl and Duncan choked on his drink, spitting it everywhere.

"Rachel Berry? Good lord, that was scary. You sounded just like her. And lol Finchel. 'He's so tall' haha. Me I prefer Puckleberry, Finn isn't good for her. Finn is stupid, just like what I used to think of you." Alejandro glared at that comment and Duncan shrugged.

"What? I did. I also thought you were an annoying arrogant self-centered popularity obsessed jerk. I am not going to deny the fact that I thought it until very recently." Alejandro rolled his eyes but breathed a sigh of relief inside. Well, that was one hurdle he managed to pass with Duncan.

"Heh, you were an awesome Puck. In fact, I think you would in another life be just like him since you're scarily similar. Except not as buff but certainly just as nerdy," Alejandro said grinning.

"Hmm, maybe you are an arrogant self-centered popularity obsessed jerk like Rachel."

"That'd make you the flip-floppy Quinn, nice looking on the outside but inside all vicious ruthlessness to get what she wants." Duncan just smiled at that.

"I do try," he said mysteriously and they were interrupted with the arrival of their food. Alejandro had gotten a corned beef sandwich while Duncan had gotten 2 mega supreme burritos. Alejandro raised his eyebrows.

"I don't think you're going to finish those," he said between mouthfuls of corned beef. Duncan shrugged.

"I know that, it's for us both to share since that sandwich is not going to be enough. "

"I'm good thanks," Alejandro said and took another bite. Duncan shrugged as he picked one up, a smile hidden as he started eating as well.

"I'm done," Duncan said a few minutes after Alejandro had just finished eating (or rather inhaling, the thing was gone so fast) his sandwich. Alejandro sighed shaking his head.

"I told you not to get something so large," he said crossing his arms. Duncan gave a mischievous grin.

"Well you can help me finish it," he said. "I know you certainly are capable of eating the other one and a half."

"No," Alejandro said crossing his arms.

"But-" started Duncan.

"I said no damn it," Alejandro said pouting. Duncan just pouted back before he grinned.

"You know you want to young padawan. The galaxy needs your help and only you can save it."

"Seriously? Eating burritos are going to save the galaxy Sam Evans?"

"I'm going to subject you to impressions until you eat them or die laughing," Duncan said seriously.

"Fine, but only because I don't want to die of boredom and annoyance watching you do terrible impressions of ridiculous impressions." Alejandro picked up the already partially eaten one, thought about whether it was infected or not, then shrugged and decided it didn't matter but it probably wasn't, except for maybe Duncan's spit. He wouldn't mind a bit spit swapping with Duncan anyhow. Looking at Duncan's eager face, he shrugged and took a bite of it. Heck, his diet was shot to hell anyways, might as well go full blast until the next time. Duncan leaned forward watching Alejandro eat and Alejandro made sure to give him a show, enjoying Duncan's admiring gazes upon him. That admiration made him continue onward, despite the beginnings of beginning to feel very full and tightness.