All About Us: Moving In

Summary: Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto move in. Rules are made, but then again, rules always were meant to be broken.

Rating: T (descriptive language)

Pairing: SasuSakuNaru

Author: Sour Queen

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Sakura knew this was going to be bad idea. She knew because Naruto is an idiot. And the last thing you should do in your lifetime is agree to let an idiot move in with you, especially if the reason is because said idiot was too busy fighting another idiot to notice he had set his house on fire.

But turning away a half-dressed, messy blonde standing on your doorstep with puppy-dog eyes is always easier said than done. So she let him in, and allowed him to stay as long as he needed to, only her speech was practically given to his chest instead. He looked cheerful and strangely excited to be living with her, yet she still had that bad feeling.

Because it had only taken eighteen hours before she had sent the blonde crashing out through her living room wall. Now, she was facing eviction too.

As big of a deal as it sounded, Sakura had been able to find another place for herself easily and even had enough money to get herself started. Only, it was a one-bedroom apartment and Naruto didn't have any savings for a place of his own. And although she wouldn't admit it, having a dripping wet Naruto stand in her doorway was something she was going to miss having, even if only for a short while.

So there was only one option left. Move in with Sasuke.

It didn't go well at first and it took a lot of discussion over the pros and cons (Naruto and Sakura spent the day beating the shit out of him until he caved), but finally Sasuke had seen the bright side and let his teammates move into his luxurious home with him. The moving in part was easy, only things of value for both Sakura and Naruto were to be moved into their separate rooms, and the rest (Sakura's furniture had to be left behind since it was too pink, and Naruto had…nothing.) was history.

That first night, over Naruto's ramen stash, they made a few rules. No one was allowed to wander about the Uchiha complex without consent from said Uchiha, everyone is responsible for his or her own dishes, nothing hideously pink or obnoxiously orange, and thirdly, no sex whatsoever. (Why Sasuke decided to bring it up, Sakura will never know.) They were roommates, and roommates they were going to stay.

To Sakura, it sounded like it would be perfect. Only until she realized that her bed was too pink for Sasuke to stay in his room, and that Naruto's bed had been charred to pieces, so they had to sleep together in Sasuke's bed. Sakura couldn't have been more relieved to establish these rules, and figured as long as she could get through the week for her new bed without being tempted, and then things would get better. Yet it was only until she had realized that Naruto loved to cuddle, and that Sasuke's slow breathing against her ear was a bit too erotic to be normal. Thus she realized that keeping the rules would be harder than she thought.

Monday morning was easier, though. Both boys had terrible morning breath, and Naruto was incredibly sweaty from cuddling Sakura, so any perverse thoughts from overnight had been killed successfully in her mind. She had even agreed to make breakfast for the three of them while Naruto showered and Sasuke went off to do what Uchiha's did early in the morning.

Until…Naruto showered and came out because he couldn't remember which room was supposed to be his, so he had to ask Sakura, and he had to slip and fall on his own wet feet, and Sakura just had to look there.

And so breakfast had to be re-done.

Tuesday was a bit harder, because Sasuke just had to insist that his cold feet needed to be warmed by Sakura's legs, and Naruto had to assume that Sakura's bosom was his pillow, instead of his pillow. It took her a bit longer to fall asleep, especially when Naruto decided that Sakura's unmentionables were also apart of his pillow and Sakura had to show him physically that they were not.

Another rule had been added. No one wakes Sasuke up in the middle of the night and not expect to get Sharingan'd into a dead sleep afterwards. (And that only goes for Naruto...or so she believed.)

Yeah…Sakura couldn't remember much about the night after that, but Sasuke seemed slightly pleased with her amnesia and Naruto's loopyness all that morning…

Wednesday was unbearable. Naruto was horny, he was so horny and it was all over his face and the way he kept slipping perverted jokes their conversation, or the way his hands lingered on Sasuke's shoulders a bit too long when he moved to hit the brunette was obvious enough, now he decided to act out the fighting scene of his latest mission by purposely groping and grabbing at Sakura as she cooked. It was almost too hard to focus on cooking that night, so dinner was a bit on the well-done side (thank god all Sasuke did was scowl). And while Sakura and Sasuke retired to their shared bed to begin the order for her and Naruto's beds that Sakura decided she needed to use the bathroom.

Only she forgot to knock.

And Naruto forgot to stop doing what he was doing.

And then Sakura forget that staring was indeed not polite for about a good ten seconds before she screamed and slammed the door. She would hear none of Sasuke's complaining that night when she snuggled a bit closer to the brunette instead.

Thursday she had made her first mistake offering to take care of Sasuke's cut and bruises for him after his mission and forgot that Uchihas without shirts on are hot. And that leaning over said Uchiha to run your fingers all across his back was more erotic then you could imagine. This all would have been at least tolerable had she not run into a huge knot in his back that she decided to massage it out for him.

And Sasuke moaned. Not even a soft moan, like an 'ouch-that's-sensitive' moan, more like an 'oh-god-that-feels-so-good' kinda moan. The kind of moan that made Sasuke's body shiver under her fingers and made Sakura get hot all over. Then the look in his eyes stole her last ounce of self-control.

About four hours later, when Naruto got home from a daily mission, she had a hard time explaining to him why the comforter sheets needed to be scrubbed and cleaned right now.

Friday was even worse. There wasn't even much to explain, except that it was the last time that Sakura would be allowed to walk in on Naruto in the bathroom without knocking and not have to deal with the consequences.

It would also explain why she couldn't look Tsunade in the eye when asked why she was so late for her shift that evening.

And Saturday was what set it off, seeing as though Sakura had already went back on her word, and slept with Sasuke and Naruto in less than twenty-four hours apart. Then she slept with Naruto multiple times more in the same setting while Sasuke was out grocery shopping, conveniently. But then she had to pick up her shift again and with a kind word and a stern warning about not breaking anything, she promised to be home as soon as she could.

But now she had wished it wasn't such a slow night at the hospital. Because Sakura really needs to learn how to knock before entering rooms, especially rooms where her roommates were busy consummating their friendship.

At first she gasped and asked them what they were doing.

Dumb question.

Then she shouted at Sasuke and said that he was one who made the rule that they weren't allowed to have sex with each other. He snorted and said that she's had sex with the idiot several times already herself, pointing at the blond who was busy hiding his body parts under the sheets.

Sakura gaped.

Hm…it might have been true. But it was only once!

Well, twice…three times…four…maybe…

Then she quickly avoided the question with her own, insisting that they weren't really in a relationship, and while Sasuke began to argue with her that this wasn't the right time to talk about labels, Naruto was complaining that he still had an "issue" underneath the sheets. And that Sakura was invited to help him. So she did.

Sunday came. The beds had arrived, but only one of them was really being used.