I listen to this song yesterday and this story wouldn't stop bothering me. I am writing this down so that the flying mint plot bunny stops nomming my brains. I will skip some lyrics cause it has no lines about anyone actually from Hetalia.

I don't own Hetalia, RWJ ,or the stereotype song. It is rated for mentions to porn.

It was a Monday and there was a major World Conference going on. Nobody noticed a teen girl sneak in and hide in the shadows in the back of the room with a giant boom box.

As the conference convened, she waited until America stood up before pressing play. She stood up and jumped onto the table. "You know, I always thought Stereotypes where kinda Ridiculous. So I wrote a song about it, and it goes a little something like this."

"I think I love you more, Than the Japanese love tentacle porn." She points towards Japan.

"And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a uni-brow on an Indian girl,And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes."

"Check it out now, I love those fat Americans" She points to America, who just stands there in shock.

"You know they so obnoxious. They always eating burgers, they always holding shotguns." She laughs as England nods to the lyrics, while America screams, "HEY!"

"And I love Mexicans, The way they mow my lawn. They all got a hundred kids, cause they don't know how to put a condom on." America murmurs, "So true" while Spain tries not to laugh.

"uh huh, Cause that's the way the roll. Gotta go big like an Israeli nose. You ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, and their out of control like a Chinese driver." England laughs while China looks insulted.

"I'm just joking. If you didn't know then, your a little slow and your probably from Poland."

Poland screams, "That's , like, totally not Fair!"

"I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a uni-brow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes."

A few people dance to the lyrics a bit, but Japan just still blushes.

"Check it out now. Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell If you love the Outback redneck Australians, And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude." England nods than murmurs, "Bloody Hell."

"And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth. Mamma Mia!" Italy starts to cry and Germany tries to comfort him.
"And how could anyone hate the French. Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits." She laughs as France nods and smiles. "It's true"

"Uh oh! You're all on my checklist, Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast." She tosses Russia a bottle of vodka, and he just laughs.

"I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a
uni-brow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
All together now! I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep."

She dances around with Russia. She whispers into his ear, "You always were my favorite country."

"I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a uni-brow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Yeah. I'm just playing, you know I love you guys.
But seriously, don't hump any sheep."

She laughs and hides behind Russia as America,Poland, England, China, and Germany chase her.

I don't even know what was going through my mind as I was writing that. I won't probably be posting up any new stories for a while because I have to make some mochi's for my friends.

Ta ta for now.

~Alyce~