If you had $4.44 and Death the Kid had $4.44, Kid would take your $4.44 to make $8.88, then rejoice about the symmetry of the number.

Death The Kid's white blood cells have a skull on them to signify that they are mini-shinigamas. They will stop at nothing to destroy asymmetrically shaped viruses, which is why Kid can't get sick.

"Guns don't kill Kishins. Death The Kid does." It was this statement that gave Kid a skull fracture and Liz a broken hand.

If Death The Kid asked you what the time was, and you said "7:00," Kid would shoot you. If you said "8:00," Kid would scream "HALLELUJAH!"

When sending in taxes, Death The Kid instead mails a recording of Excalibur's voice. Due to this, Kid has never had to pay taxes.

Death The Kid's advice? GET SYMMETRICAL.

Crona can deal with things. She just wants to know how Death The Kid does it.

Death The Kid does not break wind. He shatters it.

When the Hulk sees something asymmetrical, he turns into Death The Kid.

To his distress, the opposite sides of Death The Kid always add up to seven.

If you see a blockade around a Picasso painting, it's not for saving the painting from you, it's for saving it from Death The Kid.

Contrary to popular belief, Death The Kid is the most venomous creature on Earth, not the Australian blue-ringed octopus. Within three minutes of being bitten, a victim experiences the following: fever, blurred vision, the feeling of being shot repeatedly, and continually hearing the phrase "YOU ASYMMETRICAL GARBAGE!"

Egypt prided themselves on never having to worry about a pyramid being destroyed. Then Death The Kid dropped by. (See Soul Eater Episode 3.)

Superman wears Death The Kid pajamas.

Patty: Sis,is it possible to silence nothing? Liz: Yeah, if you're Death The Kid.

Someone once said to Death The Kid that something doesn't have to be symmetrical to be beautiful. This has been recorded as the worst mistake in the history of the world.

The only reason why Death The Kid never won an Emmy for being on "Soul Eater" is because no one in their right mind would give something asymmetrical. It's akin to asking for immediate death. (I Googled "emmy award." They actually are asymmetrical.)