DISCLAIMER: I own nothing that you read in this fic. If I did, would I really be posting fan fiction when I could be making money off of it?
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WHEN BUNNIES ATTACK!
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Ten year old Naruto sat in the empty training ground of the school and frowned at the dusty scroll he'd stol- borrowed from the library. Earlier that day Iruka sensei had talked about History and Kage's and Sennin.
And summons!
Now THAT was an idea. Since people hated him and he could make no friends, maybe instead he could just call some up with some kick ass ninjutsu!
Unfortunately, the library had so summons scrolls.
They did however have scrolls on summoning. Not toads or monkeys, but objects instead. There had been a whole shelf about it. He grabbed the oldest and most inconspicuous scroll he could find, so they would be less likely to realize it was missing.
A brief overview explained how a drawn seal channeling chakra brought technology and other modern amenities to the Shinobi nation. It said how seals could vary in complexity depending on what you wanted to summon.
Ninja were unsure just where the technology came from, but suspected something similar to the dimension from which animal summons came.
They'd even drawn an example for him to use!
Using his blood and some ink he'd also borrowed from the library, he copied the seal into the training ground, only ten times bigger. Bigger was better right? Besides, he was always short on gear and supplies. This would allow him to stock up on some awesome ninja stuff all at once!
He looked from the scroll to the poorly drawn seal on the ground. "Eh, close enough."
With that, he did like he always did with chakra and pumped as much into it as he could directly into the ground.
Little known fact:
Hand signs are technically not necessary. They are used in focusing your chakra into doing what you want while bending the laws of physics. Ninja, after mastering a technique have been known to improve by performing the technique with shortened hand signs or sometimes skipping the hand signs completely only using the hands as a focus.
This theory isn't taught because lingering doubt when doing something dangerous tends to blow up spectacularly in ones face.
The art of fuinjutsu is similar only in that through blood ink and chakra, you are letting the seal do the work for you. This is true because really, how else does a little piece of paper and writing know what you want to accomplish?
Naruto knew that he sucked at ninjutsu. However he didn't have to worry about that now since the seal would do all the work for him! He had more confidence then he knew what to do with! He would work through this problem like he did everything else!
Brute force!
Chakra flew through the seal…
But something else about the theory of ninjutsu in performance that makes this theory just a little harder to prove… is that the minds of the people controlling reality really limit themselves on what can be bent… and what can be broken.
It also helps to have an idea as to what you want accomplished.
On the bright side, Naruto just invented his own kanji for "super-cool-awesomeness"!
The citizens of Konoha paused as a tremor shook the city.
Naruto looked at the object through the smoke and dust. It certainly looked cool. It was black, shiny and sleek, four rubber wheels, windows and seat on the inside… Some kinda carriage? Why was it making a loud growling noise?
Spotting something hanging off the antenna, he climbed up on the car and pulled it off. "Sweet! I got a new hat!" He plopped the cowboy hat on his head.
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VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr
SCREECH!
"AAAGGHHH!" Naruto, Kiba and Hinata all screamed as he yanked the wheel, making a sharp turn at 50 mph. Kiba's leg when flying across the seat accidently hitting the radio.
"East bound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say can't be done. We got a long way to go-"
"What language is that?" Kiba wondered but couldn't stop himself from bouncing along with the catchy song.
"Which way?" Naruto asked as he only peeked over the steering wheel while his feet touched the petals.
"LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT!" Hinata found herself screaming directions as they almost constantly hit civilians while nin's where running across the rooftops trying and failing to keep up with the speeding vehicle.
"-watch ol' Bandit run!"
"LEFT- I MEAN RIGHT!" Hinata yelled and corrected herself too late. It no longer mattered as they plowed through the fruit stand like it wasn't there. Time moved by as apples, oranges and other fruit bounced off the windshield. Strangely they didn't feel bad about it… It was as if that fruit stand's sole purpose was to be run through...
THOP
Hinata became distracted as a small orange book hit the windshield and was caught by the wiper blades. With her bloodline going, she got a very detailed look at the illustrations on the open page.
"THIS IS AWESOME!" Kiba yelled as he and Akamaru stuck their heads out of the open window. "Arf!" Akamaru agreed. It was an adrenalin rush! They'd never before smelled so many different things all at once!
Hinata nodded in agreement as she was still looking at the book. She wished she could turn the page…
THUD THUD
Naruto looked up at the rear view mirror. Funny… he could have sworn he'd already run over that weird medic nin guy earlier… (sniff sniff) He knew that smell. "Kiba! Take the wheel!"
"What" Why?" Kiba begrudgingly pulled his head back in the vehicle and took the wheel as Naruto stuck his head and arms out of the window, stretching his arms as they passed a familiar little stand-
"YOINK!"
The Hokage blinked as a strange vehicle sped passed them and pulled a bowl of ramen right out of his hands.
SCREECH!
As the vehicle took another sharp turn with several Anbu and one furious Kakashi chasing after it, he heard a familiar voice crying out, "Aagghh! It burns!"
"-watch ol' Bandit run!"