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This was a rap that I friend and I wrote while at Great Wolf Lodge this weekend, inspired by our blue angry bird plushie: Elijah. Don't mind the fact that we are in fact insane. Thank you for noticing.

TVD Character Rap

This is Elijah!
We call him Lie-Lie,
and every other episode,
he goes and dies dies.

But then he comes back.
Like Jeremy.
Gilbert!

Comes back in a knack,
every time Damon says
SNAP!

Damon Salvatore:
He's a vampire.
His little brother Stefan
saved him from a fire.

Stefan,
The rippah on the human stuff.
He gave up Elena,
His only love.

That's right, Elena,
Now back to the Gilberts.
She usually needs,
other people to help her.

She looks like Katherine,
That's right
Petrova!
She met Klaus and her life was
Ovah!

Klaus!
The original, hybrid, wolf!
Ripped out the heart
of a woman named Jules.

His brother is Elijah,
That's right: Lie-Lie.
It's the end of our rap,
It's time to say bye-bye.

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Yeah, I know, random... but wasn't it awesome? Tell me what you think!