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SA3: The Nightmare

Chapter 11: Enter Big!

*Scenery: Dining Room. Everyone´s eating watermelon*

Tails: Cool! Watermelon again!

*Sonic comes in, full of pamphlets*

Sonic: Guys! IYou won´t believe all the marvelous stuff you can find here!

*Big´s foot enters screen*

*Big´s foot leaves screen

Knuckles: Your point?

Sonic: Let´s go bungee jumping!

*At some canyon*

*Sonic jumps from a cliff*

Sonic: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bungee Guy: Hey you need a bun... *Boom* ...gee.

Sonic: ...youch. You were right Mighty. This hurts.

*Stares at an armadillo shaped blob like thing in the ground*

Knuckles: It looks cool!

Tails: Yeah!

*Everyone jumps*

BG: But! Oh well.

*Bungee guy jumps*

*Everyone is back at the hotel, playing video games, wounded*

Shadow: Hey, what are you playing?

Amy: A Boy and his Blob. Take laxatives fat ass!

*Blob flies all over the screen spiling ******

Amy: Cool!

Sonic: OK guys, maybe it wasn´t the best idea to go bungee jumping, but hey! I have something better this time! Parachuting!

Knuckles: Are you sure it´s safe Sonic?

Sonic: Of course! We will go with an expert!

*Everyone is in the air, holding their hands*

Expert: OK guys, now pull the string coming out of your backpack like this!

*Expert opens parachute*

Sonic: What backpack?

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Back at the house, everyone´s even more wounded*

Amy: Take hair grower stupid snowman!

*Boy feeds Blob hair grower, and the blob explodes leaving hair all over the screen*

Sonic: OK OK! I know that one was unsafe too! But this time... we are going to some place that needs no equipment to be forgoten this time! Roller Coaster!

*At the Roller Coaster, everyone´s in a single car*

Everyone: WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*At the top of a loop, the roller stops*

Knuckles: What happened!?!?

*Mighty falls*

*Splat*

Radio: Sorry. The roller coaster has been stoped due to Godzilla attacks.

Sonic: Wha?

*Godzila comes by*

*Fire breath*

*Back at the hotel*

Amy: How do you like white powder idiot!

*Boy feeds Blob white powder. Blob feels dizzy. Blob´s head spins. Blob explodes*

Knuckles: Taste my fists idiot!!

Sonic: Ouch! OK guys, I´m very sorry, but I know what to do! This one can´t fail! Water Skiing!!

*At the water*

*Everyone´s skiing*

Shadow: WAAAHOOOO!!!!

*Some ducks get in the boat´s way*

Boat Guy: DUCKS? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*Boat Guy brakes*

*Everyone goes flying*

Everyone: WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*They fly into explosives.... cut for little kids*

*Everyone´s back at the room with wheelchairs*

Amy: Explosives! Cool!

*Blob explodes and leaves screen all... messy...*

Tails: Hey Sonic! Want to taste my Nuclear Bomb?

Sonic: Wait wait wait. I know what you´re thinking. I´m gonna to come up with something that will take us back to this room wounded. But not this time! We have... monster cars!

Charmy: NO! Do you think we´re crazy?

*Wait. I like the idea.*

*Everyone is been crashed by a car... over and over and over and over again*

*And back again at the room...*

*Sonic is on the video game screen*

Sonic: Hey! Get me outta here!!

Amy: First taste atomic beans!

Sonic: NOOO!!!!!

*Sonic farts all the way to the atmosphere burning up in pieces*

Amy: YAY!

*The End... WOW*

*Meanwhile*

Rouge: Here bat 008 entering base.

Radio: Are you sure Rouge?

Rouge: Yeah. OH NO! WHAT'S THIS!!! CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM MINES!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Capatain: Oh no! We lost signal!

*To be continued... in... Chapter 12: The Chocolate Ice Cream Treat... and yes, Big appeared in this chapter, almost at the start*