A Mile in Her Slippers

Pt 36

by Neoraichu

This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Tina Turner(OC more or less) X Vicky (both 18 year old in body anyways). Timmy (who was wished back into the body of an eighteen year old super stud) X Tootie (who was also an eighteen year old), Wanda (pregnant and in human form) X Cosmo (who's just mentally challenged as normal) too. And a cast of dozens. Love is complicated, no?

WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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Jorgen raised his wand, and *POOF*.

Timmy, Tina, Vicky, Tootie Poof and Foop found themselves back in Dimmsdale. Perhaps it was all the pictures, billboards and bumper stickers bearing the likeness of Mister Crocker, or someone who certainly looked like Mister Crocker.

"Jorgen!" said Timmy, "Poof up a history book, and see what the heck happened since Mister Crocker altered the past!"

Jorgen poofed up a fairly thick tome, and began to thumb though it.

"Holy cow!" he exclaimed, "Mister Crocker ran for City Council 8 years ago, Mayor 4 years ago, State Senator 2 years ago, and is now running for Governor of the State!"

"What da what?" he asked in surprise, "So he's not a teacher?"

"According to dis, there is no mention of Mister Crocker ever teaching anything."

"How could he get elected to anything?" asked Timmy, "I thought 'Da Rules' forbid using wishes to win contests. Isn't an election a contest?"

"I'll check," he replied, and he magicked up a current set of 'Da Rules'. He opened the first page, and gasped. "Dis cannot be!"

"What cannot be?" asked Tootie.

He showed them, and written across the first page in pen was the words, "None of these Rules apply to any wish made by Mister Crocker!"

"Wow, that sounds like something I would have tried," said Timmy.

"HELLO!" snapped Jorgen, "You tried that A LOT!"

"Now is not the time to be finger pointing, Jorgen!"

"I don't know a better time."

"Let's move on!" said Timmy waving his hands forward, "Call up Fairy World and find out what the situation with the Anti-Fairies is!"

So he put the head of his wand to his ear and waited. "Yeah, this is Jorgen van Strange." Pause. "I can't explain where I've been for the last 20 years right now." Pause. "I am aware of that now!" Pause. "Calm down and just tell me what's going on with the Anti-Fairies already!" Pause. "Alright, at least that's good news." Pause. "Yes, I'll return to Fairy World as soon as I take care of a few small matters down on Earth."

"What's the deal?" asked Timmy.

"The Anti-Fairies never escaped thanks to some guy who shall not be named *cough* Timmy Turner *cough*," he said, "so Mister Crocker never found out about them."

"I said it's not the time for finger pointing!"

"Fine!"

"What about Wanda and Cosmo?"

He poofed up a book and said, "They still serve Mister Crocker."

"Isn't he way to old?"

"HELLO! He changed 'Da Rules'?"

"Okay, fine! What about Poof and Foop?"

"Never happened."

"What?!" asked Foop, "My magnificence?!.."

"Never happened!"

"This is an outrage!"

"You're lucky I was able to get you out of the Wish Nulification Zone at all! Now shut it!"

"What about us?" asked Tootie.

Jorgen glanced through another book. "Nope," he said firmly, "None of you ever lived."

"What about my Mom and Dad?" asked Timmy.

"According to this, Timmy's Dad is Mister Crocker's full time boot licker, and Timmy's Mom is... uh... well... er..."

"Spit it out already!"

"Timmy's Mom is Mister Crocker's full time sex slave!"

"What da what?!"

"She's already had four children by him!"

Timmy fell into spasms and keeled over.

"I'll fix this!" said Tootie as she leaned over and kissed Timmy on the lips.

Timmy began to flail his arms around as he came to again.

"I don't care what happens to me," said Tina, "as long as... MMMPPPHH!"

But Vicky hushed her with a kiss to her lips. A hot deep kiss with tongue.

"Yuck!" said Timmy and Tootie as one.

"I'd tell you two to get a room," said Jorgen, "but you have no ID to rent one with!"

"This can't be allowed to stand!" said Timmy, "What about the Wish Court?"

"No one has filed a complaint against Crocker!"

"Well we have two choices," said Timmy softly, "We either drag Crocker before the Wish Court and have all of his wishes nullified, or we go to the Anti-Cosmo and try to talk him into wishing things back to normal."

"WISH COURT!" blurt out Jorgen faster than Timmy had even heard him jump.

Jorgen raised his wand, and *POOF*.

Timmy, Tina, Vicky, Tootie Poof and Foop found themselves in Wish Court. For once, Timmy was in the stands and not on trial. It was Mister Crocker's turn to be on trial. Jorgen was taking his place as the head of the prosecution. He apparently was taking a few minutes to go over the evidence set out against Mister Crocker.

"Wanda! Cosmo!" called Timmy down to them as he held onto Poof.

The two of them flew up and asked, "Who are you? Where the heck did you get a fairy baby?"

"I'm Timmy Turner," he said, "and until a few days ago, you were MY Fairy Godparents, and this was YOUR SON."

"What have you been smoking?" asked Wanda.

"Not smoked," he said, "Wished!"

"Don't forget about me!" snarled Foop.

"What the heck is that?" asked Cosmo.

"Foop!" said Timmy, "The Anti-Fairy created when I wished for Poof!"

"Should be called Anti-Poof then?"

"What's in a name?!" shouted Foop.

"This just stinks," observed Wanda.

"So who's the hot babe and the creepy babysitter?" asked Cosmo blithely.

"Long story," he said, "But this is Tina Turner, the older sister I wished for who used to be me, and Icky Vicky, the woman she fell in love with."

"I could have said that!" snarled Vicky, "Little twerp!"

"Honey!" snapped Tina, "Be nice!"

"Sorry honey," said Vicky suddenly more meek.

"Look," said Timmy, "Since Wanda and Cosmo aren't my Fairy Godparents, right now, I can tell you that ALL of the adventures I had with them happened because of YOU!"

"Me?!"

"Yes," he said firmly, "You made me so miserable that the Fairies had to assign Wanda and Cosmo as my Fairy Godparents!"

"Rotten twerp!" she snarled, "I should... MMMPPPHHH!"

It was Tina's turn to cut off Vicky with a kiss to the lips.

"THE COURT HAS REACHED A VERDICT!" said the hooded figures behind the bench.

"That was sift justice," muttered Timmy.

"MISTER CROCKER," they said, "WE FIND YOU GUILTY OF ABUSING THE RULES! ALL OF YOUR WISHES SHALL BE NULLIFIED, AND TIME WILL BE RESTORED!"

"NO FAIR!" screamed Crocker.

"Tough brownies!" answered Jorgen.

They raised their collective hands, and Mister Crocker vanished.

"What will happen to him?" asked Timmy.

"HE WILL GO BACK TO BEING A CRAZY TEACHER WITHOUT FAIRIES, OR ANY MEMORY OF HAVING FAIRIES!"

Wanda and Cosmo looked around as if awakening from a dream, and shouted "POOF!" Then they looked around some more and shouted "PIFF!"

"POOF!" shouted Poof as he rushed over to their arms. Another fairy baby that Timmy had never seen before also rushed over to their arms.

An evil looking girl shaped like some strange diamond appeared next to Foop, and said "I'll get you yet, little Piff! And your little Fairy Dog too!"

"Well Ffip," said Foop, "Shall we destroy them together?"

"You better not double cross me this time!" answered Ffip.

"Wait a minute!" shouted Jorgen, "This is wrong!"

"WHAT IS?" asked the Court.

"Timmy Turner only wished for ONE baby!" he asked, "WHY ARE THERE TWO?!"

"BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE OFFICIAL WISH RECORD SHOWS!"

"What about me and Vicky?" asked Tina.

"YOU'RE TIMMY'S OLDER SISTER AND VICKY IS YOU LOVER," they answered, "WHO IS STILL ICKY."

"HEY!" shouted Vicky.

"SINCE YOU ARE TIMMY'S OLDER SISTER AND SUBJECT TO HIS ENEMIES, YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO HAVE A FIARY GODPARENT OF YOUR OWN EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE TECHNICALLY TOO OLD TO HAVE ONE. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SHARE THIS KNOWLEDGE WITH VICKY, OTHERWISE THE RELATIONSHIP WON'T LAST. WE MEAN THE FAIRY GODPARENTS, NOT THE ONE WITH ICKY VICKY."

"According to this, your Fairy Godparents are... Juandissimo Magnifico and Blonda Fairywinkle?!"

The two fairies appeared next to Tina, and Juandissimo looked over Tina as he said, "Heeelllooo there, beautiful!" He flexed and ripped off his shirt, poofed it back, and repeated the process a few more times.

Vicky's eye burned as she grabbed him by the ear, and snarled, "SHE'S MINE! LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE, DON JUAN!"

"Of course, senorita," he said, "of course! I'm just showing her what kind of great deal she's getting with me!"

"I'M STILL KEEPING MY EYES ON YOU, ROMEO!"

"Vicky!" she said, "Just calm down!" She slipped up behind Vicky and groped her breasts with both hands.

"Okay sweetie," gulped Vicky quietly.

"Please tell me I still have Wanda, Cosmo and Poof," said Timmy.

"NO," they replied.

Timmy looked crushed.

"YOU HAVE WANDA, COSMO, POOF, PIFF, AND SOME FAIRY DOG NAMED SPARKY."

"AWESOME!"

So Tina became Timmy's older sister and lived with Timmy, Timmy's Mom, and Timmy's Dad until she married Vicky, and the two of them could afford to live together on their own. And no one ever quite figured out where Piff and Ffip came from, so they just lived with it. Eventually, Timmy wished his mother was pregnant again, and she gave birth to a little boy and a little girl, who were almost automatically considered the Godchildren of Cosmo and Wanda as well. Cosmo and Wanda had sex as humans again, and she gave birth to a half human, half fairy girl all their own. But that's another story in and of itself...

Timmy is an average kid

that no one understands.

Mom and Dad and Crocker always giving him commands

(Crocker): Homework!

The doom and gloom up in his room

is broken instantly

by his magic little fish,

they grant his every wish cuz in reality

they are his Oddparents

fairly Oddparents

(Wanda): Human sex!

(Cosmo): Babies next!

Oddparents, fairly odd parents

Older sister, babysitter, deep fried fritter!

(Timmy):rubberband, candy land, bad apple, marriage chapel, giant krait, fishing bait, large fries, chocolate shake!

Oddparents, fairly odd parents

it flips your lid when you are the kid with fairly oddparents!

(Crocker): FAIRY GODPARENTS!