A/N: For all name lineups of the football player names see my profile page and click the ling Football and Hockey Team Lineup.

From Cake to Cookies

Chapter 1

Leftover Carrot Cake

"This could not be more awkward," said Kurt, his face was five shades redder than anyone should ever be as he sat in his wrinkled clothes in Dave's living room.

"…" Azimio was still staring wide-eyed at them, he'd yet to say anything more than 'oh my god.'

"Z, man…" asked Dave, slowly putting his hand on Azimio's shoulder, "Obviously… I need to explain some things to you."

"YOU THINK!" yelled Azimio, finally speaking, his eyes narrowed, "YOU HAD BETTER FUCKING EXPLAIN!"

"Azimio, can you stop yelling?" asked Kurt, taking a deep breath and attempting to smile.

"….. I don't even want to speak to you right now Hummel," snapped Azimio, right now, nothing was making any sense to him.

"Dude, don't snap at my boyfriend," said Dave, the word boyfriend seemed to make Azimio's eye twitch.

"Oh my god," muttered Azimio, okay maybe his eyes weren't twitching but it was gathering water, "My bro likes bros…"

"Z… are you okay? You know this doesn't change anything, right?" said Dave, Kurt got up slowly and walked to the kitchen, Dave watched him go for a split second before patting Azimio's shoulder.

"Yes it does…" said Azimio, "You're gonna start dressing like Hummel and… and shopping… and… and join Glee and shit…"

"Dude… I hate shopping… and as much as I love the way Kurt's ass looks in them, I could never rock a pair of skinny jeans," said Dave, hoping to make Azimio laugh, it was a fail.

"Oh my god! OH MY GOD! You two just had sex… I walked in on you having sex with Kurt Hummel! Holy shit.. holy fuck… you.. Dave.. you and… oh my god…" Azimio looked horrified, "You were just in another dude…. Or… oh my god.. was he in you… oh my god.. GET THE IMAGES OUT!"

"Az… Azimio… Dude, you need to calm your balls man.. you… oh god," Dave was having trouble fighting back laughter at this point.

"This is just too fucking much man… you being gay… I can get over…. You dating Hummel… okay… but… you having sex with Hummel… I ALMOST SAW IT!"

"Man, it doesn't change anything, okay… I'll still whip your ass at Halo, and… dude… Azimio, are you crying?" asked Dave, removing his hand from Azimio's shoulder.

"No," snapped Azimio, and Dave wasn't sure if he was hiding it or he seriously wasn't, "I'm just a little emotionally scarred right now… what the hell?"

"There was some leftover… carrot cake.." said Kurt, placing it in front of him, "Now I know this is all very… shocking, but I assure you David is still David."

"…Hummel… I saw you practically naked today… with my best friend…just.. please don't say anything," they could tell he was trying to restrain himself from a full on freak out… well a worse freak out, "This is worse than Tibbs on Tumblr…"

"What's he talking about?" asked Kurt, as Azimio started saying something about Mark Harmon.

"I don't know baby, but he's started eating the cake so…" Dave trailed off.

"Baby?" asked Azimio with a raised brow as he took another bit of cake and took a deep breath, "Okay… your gay?"

"Yes."

"Fucking Hummel?"

"Dating Kurt!"

"Whatever, your screwing the little…." said Azimio.

"Fuck you, were in love… Now shut up and eat the cake!" snapped Dave.

"What if I don't want your fucking cake!" snapped Azimio.

"Then don't eat it!" snapped Dave, yanking the cake plate, "And stop insulting my boyfriend."

"Dude, Hummel your boyfriend, gave me the cake…"

"You said you didn't want it!" snapped Dave, both had grabbed the plate.

Kurt watched this odd tug of war tango between the two, not exactly sure what the hell was happening. He suddenly wondered if Azimio was bipolar or if he didn't know which emotion to choose for the situation, so he was trying them all on until he found his response. Kurt really wanted to say something but he was afraid he might make the situation worse; they hadn't planned for this, so all they had was the left-over cake and the awkwardness. Kurt's mind went blank as cold frosting hit him in the face and the two boys went dead silent. A series of things ran through his mind. The cake had flown off the plate. The cake had hit him. Azimio Adams was snickering at him. He whipped the frosting from his face and glared at the football player and glanced at his boyfriend who looked either horrified or possibly amused. Kurt looked at the two, debated the alternatives, and decided 'the hell with it.' He whipped the frosting at Azimio and got it right on his mouth and nose with a satisfying squeesh! It was perfect…. But the reality clicked and Azimio just sat there shell shocked.

"Oh hell no he did not…" said Azimio, staring at Dave who Kurt now saw was snickering.

"Nice hit, babe," laughed Dave, "You…."

"…" Kurt started snickering as Azimio shoved cake in Dave's face.

Ten minutes and a cake fight later the three were in the kitchen removing frosting from themselves and a few cushions. Kurt's hair was a disaster and he knew it, but it was worth the fact Azimio seemed to have found the emotion to deal with this; hilarity.

"Dude, all the times you tried to argue with Hummel, were you like, trying to impress him with half-ass witty comebacks or some shit?" asked Azimio with a laugh, "No wonder it took you forever to get laid…"

"Will you stop it with the sex talk," said Dave, his face slightly red as he glanced at Kurt.

"Dude, Hummel, you should smack him for some of that shit, cause it was pretty fucking lame," Azimio looked over at where Kurt had finished getting cake out of the pillow.

"No, I choose to reward him for his current non-ass comments," said Kurt with a smirk, Dave's face went another shade redder.

"Dude, you better be kissing his ass," said Azimio glancing at Dave.

"Oh he's very gifted at that," said Kurt before he could control himself, Dave dropped the plate in the sink and Azimio started laughing.

"I'll consider that revenge for me telling Artie about out sex life," sighed Dave.

"Oh, holy shit. You two were the gay dudes the Lima Bean was ranting about…. Holy fuck, did you really pounce on him Hummel?" asked Azimio, "Whoa, didn't picture you as the top type."

"Oh my god," groaned Dave, looking at the sink.

"Oh I top often," said Kurt with a shrug.

"KURT!" yelled Dave, eyes wide.

"I bet you hear him yell that a lot," said Azimio with a laugh.

"Actually it's his previous statement he says most," said Kurt, Dave put the plate back down and exited the kitchen completely leaving Azimio and Kurt to gossip, this was just.. Mortifying.

TBC