A/N:
Oh my gosh, you guys I'm such a disappointment. I haven't updated in this in a 3 months? :O I'm so sorry, I really am. I feel really bad.
But anyways. You guys I have Direction Infection. One Direction. So y'all are probably thinking 'what? She doesn't love Big Time Rush anymore.' HELL NO. I am in love with Big Time Rush more than I used to be. I will never stop loving them, I have Big Time Fever very badly. Just because I love One Direction doesn't mean I don't love Big Time Rush. You can love more than one band. So Big Time Rush and One Direction.
Wow that was a long rant. Anyways this chapter is dedicated to two lovely reviewers: Marykateluvsu and an anonymous reviewer. You guys rock, y'all gave me a lot of ideas. So thank you very much.
Enjoy…
"Dogs! Your going back to your home." Gustavo yelled at the four boys of Big Time Rush.
Hearing home the boys automatically think Minnesota. "Minnesota!" They all yell out.
"No dogs, Pet-Co."
"Pet-Co?" Logan says the word as it's a question.
"Yep, your taking a little visit. Meaning your buying my hairless cat food."
"Why cant you do it?" Kendall asked.
"Cause I'm obviously busy." He was obviously not busy. Sitting down with your legs kicked back isn't busy: its relaxing something the boys want to do.
Before Kendall could remark, James covered Kendall's mouth with his hand. "Okay Gustavo we will buy your cat some food. Bye." James pushed the boys out of the studio.
Removing James' hand Kendall asks. "What the hell James? Were not his maids."
"Yeah I know. But I want to go mess with the people at Pet-Co."
"Yeah. I forgot all about that, we haven't done that in forever." Carlos said to them.
"Cool. Call the girls, tell them to meet us at the entrance of the Palm-Woods and were going to Pet-Co!" Kendall jumped into the van.
Hide in a dog house and bark at people passing.
Katie
Katie being the smallest of the seven of them, she was chosen for this particular scam. If you want to call it a scam it could also be a practical joke. Well a joke for them not for other people.
Glancing around the aisle that held the dog houses and other buildings for animals, Katie sees nobody. Which is good.
Picking the biggest dog house which was green Katie crawled in it. It was quite dark, smelt brand new, and a little big crowded. What do you expect though it's a dog house.
Trying to get comfortable but failing, Katie hears voices making their way down the aisle. As far as she could tell they sounded like a grown woman and man, maybe a couple.
Show time.
Walking by the dog houses all of a sudden you hear a bark. The couple didn't think much of it since there are dogs in Petco.
Getting closer to the dog house Katie hiding in. The couple started hearing more and more barks. This made them wonder. They weren't any where near the aisle they sell animals on. So where is the barking coming from?
'Bark' Katie lets it roll of her tongue.
"Do you hear that?" The man asked. You could tell that was the man talking because the voice was really deep.
"Yeah. I just don't know where its coming from." You could hear confusion all over the woman's voice.
Katie kept barking.
The couple was standing right in front of the dog house. Hello, its obvious where the barking is coming from.
"I think its coming from the dog house?" The man pointed at the dog house Katie was currently in. So being Mr. Macho, the man starts getting closer to the dog house. Causing Katie to bark even more and a lot louder.
Turns out Mr. Macho isn't as big as thought he was. He quickly snatches his hand away from Katie.
"Oh you big baby, move out of the way." The woman steps forwards and starts reaching her hand into the dog house.
Katie started growling, and might I sat really viciously. Almost as scarier than a real dog. The woman also snatched her hand away not wanting to be 'bit'.
"Um, lets go look for dog houses somewhere else?" The woman asked.
"Yeah lets do that." And with that the man and woman speed walked out of the aisle.
After they left, more customers came. All which Katie barked and growled at. Scaring most of them to death. Being in there for about 20 minutes Katie decided to leave, crawling out of the dog house. Katie got a lot of weird ass stares, but she just laughed and shrugged them off.
Do these look good on me?
James
'If I was a dog I would so wear that.' James thought to his self and he should keep it to himself.
Looking through all the outfits that all sorts of animals could wear, James found a lot of cute outfits. Including: a rain suit for a puppy or kitten, a sweater with paw prints all over it, and etc.
"That's the one." James said out loud happily.
Glancing up from the outfit of his choice, James spotted an employee. This employee looked around the age thirty he was male, wearing glasses.
Skipping up to him, James greeted himself.
"Hi?" The employee said.
"What's your name?"
"Uh, its Richard?" The man said and asked at the same time.
"Well Richard I need your opinion."
"Um alright?" Richard pushed his glasses back on to his nose.
Pulling out the most adorable animal outfit ever. "Would this look good on me?" The outfit was a sweater that said I love my owner, and a bow.
The employee was shocked to say at least. Why would a grown boy ask if an animal outfit looked good on him?
James put the sweater up to his body danced around like he was in front of a mirror. "I know the color doesn't go well for my amazing skin tone but I think I can make it work. What do you think Richard?"
"Uh… I don't know?" That's the best answer he could of think of.
"Yes you do, come on tell me the truth. I promise I wont be mad."
"Honestly, why are you even wanting to know if it looks good on you?" Richard asks scratching the back of his neck.
"Because I want to know, duh."
"How do I say this without being mean.." Richard mumbled. "Well James it looks really bad on you. Its really small and like you said it doesn't match your skin and I don't think you can make it work."
James was shocked at first but the everything suck in. "You awful man, how could you say something like that? You know what I don't need your stupid opinion. I'm buying it anyways. Stupid." James slapped Richard and model walked away.
Rubbing his face, Richard final realized maybe that's why his girlfriend broke up with him.
Will you marry me?
Kendall
'I thought I would use this line when I was ready and was far in the future. But I'm going to have fun with this four word sentence.' Kendall thought to his self.
Walking up to a couple who looked like they were in their late twenties. Kendall just stood in front of them smiling like the cute idiot he is.
"Can we help you?" The man asked.
"Yeah you can."
"Okay, what is it?" The woman smiled.
"Will you marry me?" Kendall got on one knee in front of the lady, who was holding hands with the man.
"What?" The woman questioned.
"I said will you marry me?"
Looking at the man, Kendall could see the rage in his eyes. Making Kendall laugh. What have you got yourself into Kendall?
"Who do you think you are little boy?" The man let go of his girlfriend's hand, pushing Kendall back.
"Well I think I am Kendall Knight, from Big Time Rush." Hearing Big Time Rush the woman's eyes widened.
"She doesn't want you, you little punk. I'm her boyfriend." This man kept jabbing his finger into Kendall's chest.
"How do you know, she doesn't want me. I'm amazing." Oh gosh Kendall sounds like James and Gustavo.
"She doesn't want some little boy, when she has a man like me." The man flexed his muscles.
Kendall stifled a laugh. Looking at the woman, Kendall could tell she was debating who she wanted.
"How about you ask what she wants." Kendall said.
"Fine, Mandy who do you want. Me or this little boy over hear." The man pointed between him and Kendall.
"Um well…." Mandy rubbed the back of her neck.
"Oh my gosh, I can't believe your even thinking about this. Your suppose to choose me! Your BOYFRIEND!" The man yelled.
"I choose Kendall." Mandy whispered.
"WHAT?" The man sure was pissed. I mean who wouldn't be. Not wanting to cause a scene anymore, the man decided to just leave.
"So Kendall, I will marry you." Mandy smiled.
"Oh wow wow," Kendall began. "I'm not ready for a commitment, I'm only 17 years old."
"But you asked me to marry you!" Mandy yelled.
"What are you talking about no I didn't. Look I got to go, so see yah." Kendall sped out of that aisle like nothing.
"BEN! Wait I love you not him." Mandy began to run and scream after her 'boyfriend'.
Talk to the animals.
Logan
'People are going to think I am psycho.' Logan thought to his self as he walked into the aisle they sell pets on.
There is cats lined up in a half of a circle (all of them in a cage) meaning you could step in the middle of them. Perfect.
Grabbing a lawn chair that was for sale, Logan placed the chair in the middle of the cats where he could see all of them. There was a wide majority of cats. You got fat cats, small cats, kittens, orange, white, black cats. All sorts.
"How's it going cats?" Logan asked.
No response.
"Really? I bet you do hate being stuck in these little things they call a cage."
The only response was a meow.
"Your name is Mitch. Well its nice to meet you Mitch."
No response.
Passer buyers were freaking out over a boy talking to cats like they were human. Some stop and stare, some run away, and others just shake their heads and leave. But all of them thinking the same thing: What is wrong with him?
"Oh my. Mitch you crack me up."
Just a meow.
"He did what? Oh, I bet you were mad."
Meow.
"Well dear gosh. Mitch it was nice talking to you and the others. But I got to go, my friends are waiting for me. Bye guys." Logan walked out of the aisle waving at the cats like a spazz.
Put a walkie-talkie behind an animal. Speak into the other walkie-talkie and help to sell the animal.
Carlos
A pot-bellied man walked past the spiders. His hairy belly was peeking out beneath his grey shirt and he looked like he'd just woken up.
"Hey! Tubby!" Carlos' voice sounded from a walkie-talkie he carefully placed behind the glass of the cage consisting of the spider. "Wh-What? Me?"
Carlos watched the man in his mid-thirties whip his head around, looking for the source of the noise.
"Yes, you!" The man's eyes finally landed on the spider.
"Yeah?"
"Buy me."
"Are you a talking spider?"
"Yes. Now buy me." Carlos said impatiently.
"Why?"
"'Cause I'm very, VERY cute."
"No your not."
"I know! Just buy me!"
"But I don't like spiders!"
"Well that didn't hurt. But still buy me."
"No." He was about to walk away when Carlos came up with an idea.
"Wait." Carlos obliged. "I'm on sale."
The man shrugged, grabbed the cage the spider was in and proceeded to check out.
Goldfish and chips?
Jo
Goldfish: An orange fish or the snacks which are unbelievably good.
Jo's buying the first one: the fish.
Walking up to the check out with a bag of goldfish which held five of them.
"Is this all your buying today?" The clerk asked.
"No actually I was wondering if these came with chips?" Jo asked inspecting the fish.
"No ma'm, you have to buy their own food."
"I'm not talking about their food." Jo said.
"Okay then what did you mean?" The clerk was obviously confused.
"Chips as in the snack that humans eat." Jo told her.
"Why do you want chips with gold… Wait a minute."
"What?" Jo asked.
"Do you want chips so you can eat them with the goldfish?" The clerk looked disgusted.
"Pssh no." Jo lied.
"No. I don't think so give me those fish."
"You cant tell me what I can and cant do with these fish." Jo retaliated.
"I can too, if your going to eat them!" The clerk yelled.
"No you cant." Jo hugged the goldfish closer to her.
"Give them."
"No." Jo screamed.
The clerk jumped over the cash register after Jo. This scaring Jo to death causing her to drop the fish and run.
"Don't you worry little guys, I wasn't going to let her eat you." The clerk whispered to the fish as she picked them up.
Poke people.
Camille
"Poke!" Camille jabbed a finger into the arm of a obese woman.
"Poke!" Camille touched a little girl's head with his finger.
"Poke!" She poked a dog in its nose.
"Poke!" She stuck his finger into an old man's belly.
She ran to a telephone connected to the sound system and yelled into the phone, "SUPER POKE!"
You have been poked.
Squeaky toys
Everyone
All seven of them had squeaky toys, two in each hand. So when you have squeaky toys, what do you usually do with them? Well you squeak them…
Walking around the store you hear 'squeak squeak.'
All of this noise making the dogs bark and run loose from their owners, people having headaches and going insane. A lot of stuff is happening.
After about twenty minutes they all decide to stop and go home. On their way out to the car, they forget why they came in the first place: Gustavo's cat food.
Running back in to get it. They all realized every time they need to get something from a store they always seem to forget until the very last moment.
A/N:
BIG TIME RUSH IS COMING TO GEORGIA! You guys I need to go to their concert, you have no idea how bad I want to. So everybody hope I get to go. I'm so happy their coming! :D I love them so much.
Sorry the ending is kind of rushed. I am wore out, I have been working on the for I think two weeks now. Every time I start writing I end up having to do something else or I get to tired and lazy. :O I'm so sorry for the long wait, I truly am!
But anyways did y'all watch BIG TIME MOVIE? Oh my, I loved it so much. Couldn't stop laughing. Love the movie and love them.
Warning: I have no idea when I will be able to update the next chapter or my other stories. Please be patient with me, I'm trying my best. Life is hectic at times. So please don't let the long wait stop you from reading my stories.
Love you.