Summary: Little Sasuke finds a way to get Itachi stop poking his forehead. One-shot sasusaku

AN: Just a crappy and short drabble written out of pure boredom. Enjoy! :D

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the plot and a character in this story which I just made up.

DON'T POKE MY FOREHEAD!

"Ouch! Aniki-san, when will you stop poking my forehead?" 5-year-old Sasuke yelled, exasperated.

Sasuke and Itachi are currently seating in a wooden bench, not far from the forest which became the training grounds of the said Uchihas.

"Until you become strong enough to stop me from doing so." Itachi replied nonchalantly.

"Hey, you're so mean. You know I can never beat you. With all these silly trainings we've been through, I'm still the little Sasuke you could always poke at."

Itachi let out a sigh and smirked. "You know Sasuke, I didn't say that you should beat me or whatsoever." He said, "But when you grow older, you will also become more powerful."

"Really?" Sasuke brightened up.

"Yes and when I see that you've grown already, I promise to never poke your poor forehead again, my dear cute brother." Itachi replied mockingly.

Instead of taking it as a remark, Sasuke frowned. His brother always belittles him in training sessions. He's not a weakling he knew that, but Itachi never did.

After being alone with his brother for hours that seems like eternity, (not that he hated it but I'm just stating the fact) a certain gorgeous lady with hazel-brown locks appeared and gave the Uchihas the most bewitching smile.

"Good afternoon, Sheena-san." Sasuke greeted enthusiastically, snapping his thoughts away for a second.

Itachi manage to smile back as he approached his lover from the small distance. Sheena sat beside both of them, also occupying the enormous gap between them. Sasuke pondered for a while when he saw the girl pecked Itachi in the cheeks, causing him to blush.

"Nii-san?"

"Yes?"

"Who is Sheena-san to you?"

There was an awkward silence that lingered in the atmosphere. The couple surely as hell, was startled.

"You know, Sasuke. Your Nii-san and I,,, are just friends." Sheena said, timidly.

"Yeah, she's my GIRL-FRIEND." Itachi added.

Sheena nudged him in the stomach and he winced a bit.

"Can I have a girl-friend too?" he asked innocently.

Itachi nodded. "Of course, you can. Only when you grow older."

"I see." The boy said, facing the clouds.

They gasped in relief.

The next day…

"Nii-san, Sheena-san. Stop!" little Sasuke commanded them as soon as they were about to go farther.

"What's the matter, Sasuke?" Itachi asked, confused.

Sasuke smirked venomously. "You won't be poking my forehead, ever!" he smugly said.

"I've grown up."

Itachi burst out laughing. "How can you say so?"

Sasuke scurried away from them. "I'll be back."

After a minute, he came back, holding the hand of a certain pink-haired girl of about his age.

He gently kissed the girl in the cheeks before stating haughtily, "Nii-san, Sheena-san, this is Sakura, my GIRL-FRIEND."

The couples' jaws dropped and made friends with the ground.

"YOUR WHAT!"

That's it, please review! Thank you for reading…