Total Drama Island is owned by Cartoon Network, Teletoon, and Cake TV. I do not own any of the characters, any of the challenges, nor do I own the setting of this story. This is an alternate reality of the show Total Drama Island. I advise all of you readers to not attempt anything these crazy teens may do…seriously; I don't want a lawsuit on my hands!

AN: Welcome to my newest story Total Drama Island: Redux. This features the original twenty-two campers on the first season of Total Drama, Total Drama Island. Eliminations and teams are a switched a bit (mostly eliminations), and the outcomes of challenges will also change. I hope you enjoy this story as much as I will enjoy writing it! Also, all couples (except for Owen and Izzy) will be the same. Two fanon couples will also be added.

Inspired by: The Kobold Necromancer, Frank15, Lord Akiyama, Enigma Dragon Warrior, and Reading10.

(Narrated by the host, Chris McLain)

"Last time on Total Drama Island…

"Ezekiel kicked butt in the Awake-A-Thon! And how ironic is that because Gwen took the losing snooze once something hit her butt! We're still looking into that, because it was cheating, butt, who cares?"

Chris chuckles lightly before continuing: "The Screaming Gophers took their loss very, very badly. Heather formulated a plan to get rid of Gwen, recruiting some of the dumbest people on her team!

"Heather really should've seen this coming when some of the dumb people turned on her, and voted out the big lug, Owen.

"The only reason behind voting off Owen? Well, his extremely smelly farts, that is! How awesome is it that last episode revolved so much around butts?

"Well, today we have a special treat for the campers, and I'm sure they will enjoy it as much as I will!

"Who will be voted out tonight in an even more dramatic Campfire Ceremony than last night? Find out tonight in today's bone-breaking, heart-chilling, and dodge ball-throwing episode! On Total! Drama! Island!"

(Cue theme song and we're good to go!)

Dodge-Brawl

(Gophers – Girls)

Heather woke up in her cabin. She had a nightmare. What it was about was extremely private, something that happened in her past. She saw it in her dreams most of the time, horrified by what had happened.

Yes people, this is the big secret that shook Heather's world to its core. It is the secret that changed Heather's personality into what we know her as today.

Heather gasped, and wiped some of the beads of sweat she found on her face. She tried shaking out the dream, but she just couldn't stop thinking about it.

Heather waited for a while, just breathing in, breathing out. When she finally calmed down her nerves, she got out of bed and grabbed a towel, and some conditioner and soap. She carried this stuff on her arm, as she walked to the communal washrooms to take a hot shower.

Hot water was the only thing that could calm her down. And how ironic it was that it was hot water that caused everything to happen in that moment. The most dreaded moment of her life.

When she was finally gone, Gwen happened to wake up. She started stretching her arms as she sat up in her bunk. She looked around and saw that Heather was already gone. A small smile formed at her lips as she looked around the room, everyone was still sleeping.

She grabbed her pillow from behind her and pulled out a black book. She took the pencil that was in it and started drawing in the black book. What it was, we may never know. Gwen enjoyed this time of peace and quiet as she sketched away. She wished it would last for a while…but she was utterly mistaken.

The sound of construction equipment had startled her and made her jump in her bed. She slipped off and hit the ground with a loud 'thud'. Everyone in her room suddenly woke up with loud squeals and yells.

Leshawna seethed as she rubbed her head again. "I am going to kill that man," she growled.

"Ugh, I was having a nice dream too!" Lindsay cried out.

"What was it about?" Beth asked curiously.

Lindsay blushed and hid her face, "Uh, nothing, nothing!"

"Was it about…Tyler?"

Lindsay instantly stopped and looked confused at Beth. "Who's Tyler?"

Beth face-palmed and said, "You know the guy you like! Red track suit, red headband! Brown hair!"

"Ohhhh, that's his name?"

Everyone in the room this time face-palmed sans Katie and Sadie, who ran up to Lindsay and started squealing.

"You have a crush on Tyler? Eeeeeeeeee!" They both exclaimed at the same time.

"Well, Tyrone is extremely handsome! And he's good at sports!"

"Tyler," Katie corrected her with a frown, but it instantly changed back to a smile. "Oh em gee, Sadie! Lindsay is totally going to get a boyfriend! I want one too!"

"Me three!" Sadie shouted excitedly. Leshawna was smiling at the girls as they rambled on about who they wanted to hook up with, and which guy was hot.

Gwen, on the other hand, was extremely angry and she yelled, "Can't I get one fuBEEPing minute to myself in the morning? Is that too much to ask for?" After that, she angrily marched out of the room slamming the door on her way out.

"What's wrong with her?" Katie asked.

"Yeah, I know what is wrong with her?" Sadie responded.

"She's just a little grumpy," Leshawna tried to explain to her cabin mates. "Plus, she's tired; she still hasn't gotten over her sleepiness from yesterday."

"Oh, yeah, I remember," Beth stated. "The Awake-A-Thon took two days to complete and since challenges happen on every third day, today is another challenge."

"Yeah, but you know, this morning has been almost perfect, except for Gwen's outburst, but the bitchiness level is really low…where's Heather?" Leshawna asked with a raise of the eyebrow.

Everyone looked around and decided that Heather had gone somewhere before they had all woken up…or she went to go torment Gwen.

(Confessional Outhouse – Gwen's outburst is out of my burst.)

Gwen – "I cannot stand anyone on my team except for Leshawna and Trent…I can't believe I was almost voted out last night, but thank God that Owen left," Gwen says. "I just hope we lose again so I can vote out Heather."

Heather - -she is sobbing in the outhouse, holding her hand in front of the camera to try to block its view of her crying-

(Communal Washrooms)

When Gwen reached the Communal Washrooms, opened the door, and walked in, still fuming, she heard a loud sob coming from one of the shower stalls. The sound of water hitting the tile floor was heard and steam was rising from the top.

Gwen's natural instinct of concern kicked in, "Hello? Are you ok, whoever is in there?"

Once Heather heard Gwen's voice, she froze in fear. If Gwen sees me crying, Heather thought, then my reputation is pretty much done for. What can I do to distract her…?

Gwen was worried when no one answered back, though the crying had stopped. "It's ok, you can come on out. I won't hurt you."

Yes, Heather thought, you will. Gwen sighed, "Look, I'm trying to help you! Can you at least come out so I know who you are?" Silence rang through the air as Heather did not answer back to Gwen, nor did she move.

"Ok, you know what, if you don't want to come out, I'll make you," Gwen grunted. She started walking towards the shower stall. She slowly reached towards the curtains while dramatic music played in the background (What? I'm allowed to do these types of scenes!). The camera switched from Heather, who looked nervous and scared, to Gwen's hand slowly making its way to the curtain.

Right when Gwen had a grasp on the curtain, the Communal Washrooms started to shake violently. "Earthquake!" Gwen yelled as she dove under a sink, leaving the curtain untouched.

Heather tried drying herself off quickly as the shaking went on, knowing this was her only chance to escape. She grabbed the clothes hanging over the side of the shower stall (the clothes were hidden under her towel before, so Gwen couldn't see her clothes.), and quickly pulled them on. When the shaking reached its climax Heather dashed out of the stall and quickly ran out the front door.

When Heather reached outside the shaking stopped suddenly. Heather was very confused when she saw the Communal Washrooms still shaking.

"What the…?" Heather trailed off as she stared bewilderedly at the shaking Washrooms.

(Confessional Outhouse – Shake me down!)

Heather – "Ok," Heather said, "I really do not want to know what that shaking is, but I truly thank whoever did that for giving me my chance to escape!"

Gwen – She looks very shaken up and frightened, as her eyes are wide open in shock. "What…was…that?"

Chris – The arrogant host smiled triumphantly as he holds up a little remote control with a big, red button on it. "We've installed giant floors of vibrating machines under the surface of the Washrooms. Reason? Well, it's pretty funny when these kids think it's in earthquake!"

(Gophers – Boys)

Ever since they made it back to their cabin room since last night, they had been doing nothing except taking big, deep breaths. Why, you ask, have they been doing this? Because the fart machine, known as Owen, had been voted out at the last Campfire Ceremony, and the cabin room had instantly began to smell better.

"Now, we really get to enjoy the fresh air," Noah said, actually smiling for the first time in a couple of days.

"Yeah," Trent said, yawning. "I really wish I could've helped our team more in that last challenge, though."

"Or," Noah smirked, "lover boy just wanted to spend some more time with thou fairest Gwen." Trent looked away in embarrassment.

"You know," Cody said, smiling, "this is the first time out here that I've seen you joking around, Noah."

"Yeah man," Trent said, trying to change the subject. "What's putting you in such a good mood today?"

"Well, I'm still tired as hell from that stupid challenge that monster made us go through," Noah stated. "But, I guess it's just the fact that Owen is finally gone. I can finally hear myself think!"

"I liked the guy. He had his heart in the right place," Trent said.

"But, his farts in the wrong place," Cody smirked. The three guys chuckled at this until they heard a loud BANG! The three Gophers jumped at this loud noise and nearly fell out of their top bunks.

Noah grumbled, "Well, there goes my day. Don't we have a challenge today?"

"I believe so," Trent sighed. "Well, we better get ready for breakfast."

"Guess so," Cody agreed, starting to put on a shirt.

(Confessional Outhouse – Fart me up!)

Noah – "I think I may have bonded with those two," Noah says. "But, who needs friends when you have books?" He holds up a book with a depressing frown on his face. This is probably indicating that he's not very happy.

Cody – "I really like my team so far," Cody says. "Especially the hot chick, Gwen. I don't mind if Trent is after her too, it'll be a competition between me and him!"

(Bass – Boys)

Ezekiel had woken up before the rest of the guys. He had showered and was now fully dressed. Being a prairie farmer, he was used to waking up at crazy times in the morning. He was now watching the other guys enjoy their sleep, until a loud BANG! occured.

Most of the guys screamed at this noise and Duncan rolled out of his top bunk and hit the floor. Duncan picked himself up and groaned, "How I hate that host."

Justin hit his head on the roof, and was now trying to ease the pain. "Ugh, why can't he just give us some beauty sleep time?"

"Who needs beauty sleep when you have muscle?" Tyler asked, flexing his arms in a silly matter.

Duncan snickered at the jock and said, "Yeah, maybe you should work out more, you wanna-be."

Harold glared at the punk and stated, "Hey, don't make fun of your own teammates! We need to work together to keep winning! Gosh!"

Duncan rolled his eyes at Harold and looked at Geoff, "Mind handing me my 'nerd-killing bat'?"

Geoff was about to grab it when Ezekiel stepped in. "Come on guys, we shoo'ldn't be fighting, eh!"

Duncan grabbed Ezekiel's sweatshirt and smirked. "Oh, so you wanna be one of them too? I'll make your life a living hell like I am to them," Duncan growled, jerking a thumb at Tyler and Harold.

Ezekiel gulped and shook his head slowly. "N-no, eh," he stuttered in response.

"Good," Duncan said and threw Ezekiel to the ground.

Justin walked over to Ezekiel and held a hand out for him. Once he helped him up off the floor, he whispered into his ear, "I'm your only friend."

Ezekiel nodded and looked down at the ground.

(Confessional Outhouse – Punk went low, low, low!)

Ezekiel – "Looks like Justin is the only one who wants to be my friend on the team," Ezekiel said, sighing.

Justin – "Is it me?" Justin asked, raising an eyebrow. "Or is it just my teammates who make this even easier for me to manipulate Zeke?"

Duncan – "Right now, the guys are split," Duncan said, scowling. "Me and Geoff are tight, Tyler and Harold are starting to get along, and Zeke and Justin seem to be getting closer. I want that loser, Harold, out. So I need to play nice with model and prairie boy to get him out."

(Bass – Girls)

All was peaceful in the girls' side of the cabin. The four Bass girls were enjoying the wonder of sleep, and each of them was having the best dream they could ever have. It was perfect, until BANG!

The girls, then screamed in terror, and hit their heads and/or fell to the ground. Izzy was the only one smiling. She yelled, "Now that's what I call an alarm clock!"

Courtney rolled her eyes at Izzy, and started rubbing her eyes. "I hate Chris! Why do we have to have a challenge today?"

"Because that host is a psychopathic, sadistic loser!" Eva shouted in anger.

"Calm down, Eva. No need to get ma-"

"What did you say?" Eva screamed. She picked up one of her dumbbells, and threw it towards Bridgette's head.

Bridgette screamed in terror until a redheaded psycho jumped in the air and kicked the dumbbell away from Bridgette.

Izzy snarled, "Remember? I'm the queen here! Don't hurt my friends!"

Eva growled, "I will destroy you!" Eva then charged at Izzy who just stood there, ready for another fight. Eva was about to tackle Izzy until,

"Stop!" Bridgette yelled, standing in front of Izzy. Eva stopped in surprise and snarled at Bridgette once she got in the way.

"Move it!" Eva yelled. "Or, you both get a beating!"

"No," Bridgette said calmly, "I won't move. From the beginning, Eva, you've been nothing but a bully. Why can't you just calm down for once and not blow a gasket every time someone 'defies' you."

Eva stood there in shock that someone other than Izzy had stood up to her, and it was Bridgette, the most peaceful person here!

Eva thought over what she said and grinned wickedly, saying, "Not in this lifetime surfer chick!" Eva charged at Bridgette this time, but soon hit the floor unconscious.

Izzy was standing behind Eva, holding a now broken lamp. She was smiling innocently, and she said, "Oops! Did that lamp accidently hit Eva, knocking her out?"

Bridgette chuckled and thanked Izzy for saving her.

(Confessional Outhouse – Where people come to confess!)

Eva – "Ok," Eva said, rubbing the back of her head. "I know what I've been doing so far is bad, but I just can't be a sensitive person. It isn't in my blood, for some reason. I just have the control of a child over my anger…it's just I get so irritated by people…"

Bridgette – "Figures when I try to be a peacemaker, I almost get killed," Bridgette said, then sighing. "But, I know Eva is a good person deep down, I just have to break her from her anger management issues."

Courtney – "Why does every morning in our side end with a fight between crazy and crazier?" Courtney asks.

(Mess Hall)

The twenty contestants were at their tables in the Mess Hall, sitting with their teams. Soon, Chris McLean himself crashed the party with a triumphant grin on his face.

"Hello campers! Had a good sleep?" Chris asked.

"NO!" most of the campers shouted back.

"What was the loud 'bang' Chris? I'm pretty sure that's what woke everyone up!" Courtney complained.

"Yeah," Justin agreed, "I need my beauty sleep, McLean!"

"Oh don't worry, we were just constructing the area for your third challenge!" Chris exclaimed. None of the campers cheered as they knew this would be torture.

"And what death-defying challenge do you have for us today?" Noah asked.

"Why, a fun game of Dodgeball!" Chris exclaimed. When he announced the challenge most of the campers sighed in relief.

"Yes! A game that won't cause serious injuries!" Katie squealed.

"I know right," Sadie squealed back.

Chris chuckled, "Or so you think…"

"What was that?" Cody asked nervously.

"Nothing, nothing," Chris said, smiling. "Now, follow me to your third challenge!"

(Confessional Outhouse – Dodge some balls!)

Cody – "I'm pretty sure I heard Chris say something about the devil," Cody said, shaking.

(Dodgeball Arena)

The twenty campers filed into the glass arena behind Chris and looked around. "Is this what we were hearing when we were trying to get some sleep?" Courtney asked, yawning.

"Yep! We started this project last night when you guys went to bed! We really went all out, as you can see!" Chris smiled.

Heather rolled her eyes and crossed her arms over her chest. "Can we just start this already?" she asked.

Chris grinned, and said, "Of course we can, Heather! Like I said your third challenge will be an old-fashioned game of dodgeball!"

"Gee, another mentally challenging test," Noah stated sarcastically.

"I know right," Lindsay said, turning to him. Noah was taken aback by this comment, but then face-palmed.

"Okay, so here's the rules! First rule-"

"Do not talk about dodgeball?" Noah guessed jokingly.

Chris glared at Noah for a moment before saying, "No. Now, if you get hit with the ball, you're out." He then threw the ball at Noah, hitting him in the chest and knocking him to the floor.

"Thanks Chris," Noah groaned. "I've always wanted to be hit by flying balls."

Chef handed Chris another ball, this time he threw it to Geoff, who caught it. "And, if someone catches the ball that you threw, you lose, and they get to bring someone back in that got out on their team."

"What happens if you block a ball with another?" Beth asked.

"Good question, Beth! You get a cookie," Chris replied, smiling, and throwing Beth a cookie, who ate it quickly. "Now, Geoff try to hit me!"

Geoff threw his ball at Chris, but Chris picked up a ball from the pile beside him and blocked it. The ball bounced off of his ball and hit Lindsay in the face, knocking her to the floor.

"Ooh, that had to hurt!" Chris exclaimed, chuckling.

"Ow," Lindsay moaned, rubbing a sore spot on her face where the ball hit her. "Am I still beautiful?" she asked, she then removed her hand from rubbing and most of the contestants gasped.

"I hope that means that I'm still pretty," Lindsay replied, unsure.

(Confessional Outhouse – That smarts!)

Chris – "Heh heh," Chris chuckles. "That was pretty hilarious! People getting hit in the face sure is funny!"

"Now, if you block a ball like I just did, then you'd be safe. But, if the ball is knocked out of your hands when you block it, you lose. Now, the team that wins the best out of five games will win the challenge! So, get your strategies ready, and prepare for some BIG pain!" Chris announced, grinning the whole time.

(The Screaming Gophers)

"Okay, this is how we're going to do this," Heather told her team when they grouped up. "We're going to send out all of the strong people first, so they can wipe out all the good people on the other team. Alright?"

Gwen scowled at her, and replied, "Why do you get to be team captain?"

"Because I said so," Heather responded, flipping her hair to the side. "Maybe when people actually like you, they'll let you be leader like everyone is here."

Gwen rolled her eyes and leaned against the bleachers. She yawned and stretched her arms, "Whatever. I'm taking a nap anyways." She then lay down on the bleachers and closed her eyes, falling asleep.

Heather scoffed, "Whatever. We'll have the poser sit out. Now, first up will be Trent, LeShawna, Lindsay, Beth, and me,"

"What? How come I'm not in the first line-ups? I'm strong!" Cody exclaimed, flexing his non-existent muscles.

Heather laughed, "Yeah, tell that to your non-existent fan-girls."

"Okay, I'll be fine with sitting this one out, guys," Noah told his teammates.

"Whatever, as long as you play in other rounds," Heather replied. "Now, let's go kill those fishies!"

(Confessional Outhouse – I have fan-girls!)

Heather – "Am I still pissed that Owen was taken out instead of freaky goth girl?" Heather asked. "Duh! I mean, I had the votes to kick that lousy, good for nothing, gothic freak, loser!"

(The Killer Bass)

"Look guys, we need to win this," Courtney said to her teammates. So, we're going to send in all of our strongest people first, got it?"

Her teammates nodded, having no trouble with this.

"Okay, so that would be Duncan, Geoff, Eva, Izzy, and Justin," Courtney announced.

"Not happening," Duncan replied.

"What do you mean, 'not happening'?" Courtney asked, losing her temper.

"I'm too tired to do any of this crap," Duncan replied, calmly. "And I'm not going to listen to any of your rules, Princess."

"Ugh! Do not call me that, you ogre!" Courtney yelled back.

"Make you mad, Princess?"

"Stop it! Stop it!"

"Guys, calm down," Geoff said, getting in between the two. "We need a fifth person if Duncan won't do it."

"How about Ezekiel?" Justin asked. "He did win the challenge for us last time."

The girls, sans Izzy, looked ticked off at this suggestion, especially Eva. "No! We are not letting that homeschool do this for us!"

Ezekiel looked at the ground and replied, "Fine, eh. I'm pretty tired too."

"Come on, dudes! Let me do this!" Tyler cheered. "I can do it!"

Courtney rolled her eyes and sighed, "Whatever Tyler, just don't suck."

"Aw," Harold moaned. "I wanted to be in the first line-up!"

"Shut up, Harold," Courtney replied. "No one needs your useless butt around here."

Duncan nodded and chuckled, "Amen, sister."

(Confessional Outhouse – Mad skillz!)

Harold – "My team doesn't appreciate the mad skills that I have," Harold said. "I can understand Duncan, because he's bullying me. But, why is Courtney suddenly bullying me with him?"

Courtney – She is seen writing a list and talking to herself, "Okay, so, after we kick out Ezekiel Harold, then Tyler will be gone. And following him will be the raging psychopath, and then…I'll decide who else leaves when we get to it."

(Round 1)

"Are you ready to destroy each other?" Chris yelled happily. The teams got into ready positions, showing Chris they were ready.

"Throw them balls!" Chris announced and blew his whistle. The two teams scrambled into the middle where they grabbed a ball. LeShawna spared no mercy and immediately chucked one at Geoff, who ducked just in time.

Tyler quickly caught a ball that Justin passed to him, and he started spinning in circles with his arm outstretched. When he let go, the ball flew over the Gophers' heads and hit the wall behind them.

Courtney face-palmed from the sidelines when she saw his pathetic display. Trent then got the ball that he threw and threw it straight at Tyler's face. The ball collided and caused Tyler to slide back and hit the wall.

Chef blew his whistle, signaling that Tyler was out.

SG: 5 KB: 4

Geoff grabbed a ball and he passed it to Eva, who threw it at Trent. This ball was as fast as a bullet, giving Trent no time to dodge it. It hit his stomach and he was knocked into the wall.

When he got up he vomited all over the floor and Chris chuckled as Chef whistled.

SG: 4 KB: 4

"Explosivo just wants to end this already! Boom boom!" Izzy yelled, causing many looks of confusion from the contestants.

She grabbed all of the balls that her team had and chucked them at the other team. Heather was hit, getting knocked to the floor, and Lindsay was also hit in the face again, causing another sore spot.

"Ooh! Again!" Chris exclaimed when Lindsay was hit.

Chef whistled two times, signaling that Heather and Lindsay were out.

SG: 2 KB: 4

"Oh, come on crazy girl! Let's see what you're made of!" Leshawna yelled. She picked up a ball and chucked it straight at Izzy. This one collided and hit her stomach. She fell on her back, cackling, "That felt so good!"

Chef then whistled his whistle.

SG: 2 KB: 3

Beth held a ball in her hand and looked quite nervous when the fitness buff glared at her with a ball in her hand. She threw the ball at Eva, and Eva ducked. Beth screamed when the ball came right at her face, and she held her arms up in defense. When she was knocked to the floor, she felt the ball in her hands.

When she heard the whistle she got up and cheered, "Cody, come in!"

Cody smiled widely and strutted his way onto the court.

SG: 3 KB: 2

"Come on, you pathetic losers!" Courtney yelled at Geoff and Justin.

Justin gained a smirk on his face, and grabbed a ball. He ran up to the center, but once he saw Leshawna, Beth, and Cody each with a ball of their own. He got on his knees yelling, "Please, don't hit me! I have a modeling contract!"

Leshawna rolled her eyes at this display, but was soon hit in the face with a ball thrown by Geoff. Justin then got up and grabbed his ball, throwing it at Beth, causing her to slide on the floor.

Chef whistled two times.

SG: 1 KB: 2

"Easy out, guys!" Courtney called to her team still in.

"Cody, if you lose this, you are so dead!" Heather screamed at Cody.

Cody gained a confident smirk and picked up a ball. He twirled it in his hand, aimed, and threw at Geoff. Geoff ducked under it with a smile on his face, but the ball turned around in mid-air, hitting Geoff in the back.

Chef whistled.

SG: 1 KB: 1

Cody grabbed another ball, and rubbed it against his shirt, causing it to be electrified. He aimed and threw at Justin who started running from this heat-seeking ball. He ran in circles and finally got exhausted. He made it to the center of the court where Cody was standing, smirking confidently.

Justin dropped, but the ball kept going, but not for Justin, but for Cody. The ball hit him in the face and knocked him to the ground.

"The Bass win Round 1!" Chris exclaimed to the cheering Bass.

"Get your players for Round 2!" Chris smiled. "Time for the montage!"

Most of the campers were perplexed at what Chris just said. "What the hell are you talking about?" Noah asked.

"It's editing and TV stuff," Chris replied. "You wouldn't get it."

(Confessional Outhouse – Montage of the Outhouse!)

Noah – "Of course I know what a montage is," Noah said, rolling his eyes. "I just felt like annoying that whiny brat of a host."

(Round 2)

Heather is seen being hit in the face with a ball by Courtney. Cody can be seen being hit in the kiwis by a ball thrown by Geoff.

Harold is shown dodging a ball by leaning backwards in slow motion. Then, when he gets correctly aligned a ball hits his stomach, thrown by Leshawna.

Ezekiel is shown sliding across the floor, having been hit by a ball from Eva. Courtney is shown yelling at Eva about doing that when she gets hit in the chest by a ball from Trent.

Tyler is shown spinning around, throwing a ball, and accidently hitting some of his teammates on the bleachers. Chris is shown laughing at the wanna-be jock. Courtney is face-palming at this.

Beth is hit smack in the face and she goes down hard. Katie trips over Beth and falls flat on her face, and a chuckling Justin throws the ball lightly at her.

Chef signals the end of Round 2, and the Bass are the winners of it!

(Confessional Outhouse – Round 2…fight!)

Justin – "Dodgeball can be so easy when you're the one throwing the balls," Justin said. "The only part I hate about this game is getting hit. I mean, if I get hit, my beautiful face, pecs, abs, elbows, hands, knees, legs, to-" the camera cuts out suddenly.

Ezekiel – "Come on, eh!" Ezekiel yells. "That girl, Eva is taking out her oo'wn team, eh! I know I said some bad things, but is it that bad that she has to take out her own teammate?"

Eva – "I can't wait to crush that sexist pig," Eva growls. "Throwing a ball at him is only the beginning to what I have in store for him."

(Round 3)

Heather is yelling at her team, "Come on you pathetic losers! They are beating us by two rounds! Get your head in the game!"

Noah said beside her, "Woah, someone needs to take a chill pill."

"Shut up," Heather retorted.

Back in the game, Leshawna caught a ball thrown by Harold and she motioned Heather to join them. Katie and Sadie were screaming as Eva would chuck balls at their heads, barely dodging them.

Justin took off his shirt to distract the females, but unfortunately it distracted the females on the other team, as well as the girls on his team. Cody grabbed a ball and threw it at Eva while she was in her gazing state.

Katie and Sadie were literally drooling at the sight of Justin shirtless and they were easily able to be hit by an onslaught of balls thrown by Geoff and Ezekiel.

Trent threw a ball at Justin, which hit him in the face, knocking him to the floor. Suddenly, the girls stopped being in a daze and realized they were on a dodgeball court in their third round.

Heather threw a ball at Geoff, but he deflected it with the ball in his hands and threw his ball at Heather, hitting her legs and causing her to fall over.

Beth and Trent each grabbed a ball and chucked it at Geoff, who dodged the first one, but was hit square in the face by the second.

Chris snickered as Geoff fell to the floor, delighted by the pain these teens were going through.

The score for the third round looked like this: SG: 2, KB: 1.

Ezekiel started shaking as he was confronted by Trent and Beth, who were both holding balls, and smirking. They threw them and they both hit Ezekiel in the stomach and the chest respectively. Ezekiel was knocked to the ground, and his team groaned for him, sans Eva, who was grinning madly.

(Confessional Outhouse – That's got to leave a mark!)

Ezekiel - He is shown holding his stomach as he talks to the camera, "Ouch…Why'd that have to hurt, eh?"

Eva – Eva is snickering, and she manages to say, "Do I find the pain of the sexist pig funny? Hecks yeah!" She suddenly stops snickering and thinks about what she just said. "Did I just say, 'hecks yeah'?"

(Before Round 4)

Tyler and Lindsay had decided to go on a walk around the camp. After Tyler had accidently hit Lindsay in the face with another ball, he asked Lindsay if she would like to go for a walk with him…and here they were, walking.

The first couple minutes held an awkward silence between the two as they walked. They both scrambled their mind to find the right words to say to start talking.

Tyler managed to be the brave one and asked quietly, "Nice weather, huh?"

Lindsay nodded, and replied, "Yeah."

Tyler instantly knew he asked the wrong question, as the two returned to the awkward silence. Tyler looked at Lindsay, seeing if she had anything to say, but all he saw was her pretty face staring at the scenery around them.

Tyler looked forward again until he heard Lindsay say, "She is so going to kill me…"

"Pardon?"

"Well," Lindsay replied nervously, twiddling with her fingers, "Feather is going to be so mad at me for being with you right now."

"Heather?"

"Yeah, her."

"And why doesn't she want us to be together?"

"She said something about us being on different teams, I think. And, that if I ever went out with you, even though you're super cute, that she'd cut me from the alliance," Lindsay replied.

Tyler felt his cheeks warm up when Lindsay called him "super cute", and he replied, "Well, who cares about what she thinks? If we're meant for each other, then we're meant for each other. I'd say Heather is just jealous that there's a girl prettier, kinder, and smarter than her…and that's you."

Lindsay looked at Tyler, red forming on her cheeks. "Do you really mean that Tyson?"

"Tyler," he corrected, "and yeah. Of course I do. You're the best girl here!"

"You're so sweet," Lindsay said back, her blush growing deeper.

"Well, just don't let Heather boss you around all of the time," Tyler told her. "Okay?"

Lindsay nodded and smiled at Tyler, "Thanks Tiger, you're so helpful." She then planted a passionate kiss on his lips and then pulled away.

Tyler felt a little dizzy when Lindsay kissed him, he felt so happy that he could die and be happy with his life, but he snapped out of it and said, "Come on, Linds. I gotta show you something."

Tyler then walked off towards the lake with Lindsay in tow.

(Confessional Outhouse – So cute!)

Tyler – "Heck, I'm the luckiest guy on Earth right now!" Tyler cheered. "Lindsay is hot, and kind! Boo-yah!"

Lindsay – "Tyrone is like soooooo handsome and sweet!" Lindsay squealed. "I just can't help myself, he's such a hunk!"

(Round 4)

The players for the Screaming Gophers were Trent, Heather, Katie, Sadie, and Beth. The players for the Killer Bass were Justin, Geoff, Harold, Eva, and Courtney.

Chef blew his whistle signaling the start of Round 4.

At the beginning whistle Eva grabbed two balls on her side and immediately chucked these bullets at Beth and Heather, hitting them both in the stomach.

Geoff was quickly pelted by a ball from Katie and Sadie caught another one thrown by Harold, and she called in Cody.

SG: 4, KB: 3

Cody was then hit by a ball from Eva, who got hit by a ball from a seething Sadie. Courtney dodged a ball from Trent and threw one back at him. He ducked under it, but it when it hit the wall, it ricocheted off of the wall and hit Trent in the back.

SG: 2, KB: 2

Justin decided to take off his shirt once more to distract the wonder twins. But, it was too late as Katie already threw a ball at him, hitting him in the stomach, and Sadie threw another one at Courtney, hitting her in the face.

"And the Screaming Gophers take Round 4!" Chris announced. "The teams are tied two to two! This fifth and final match will determine our lucky winner and which team gets to kick out the third person on Total Drama Island! Make your picks!"

(Confessional Outhouse – Final Round!)

Heather – "Ugh! It's about time that my loser team caught up! I was about to blow a gasket if those idiots lost it for us!" Heather seethed. "Whatever, I know who I'm taking revenge on if we lose. And I have Beth and Lindsay to help me with this." She crosses her arms, but then her face changes as if she's realized something. "Where is Lindsay anyways?"

(Under the Dock of Shame)

Tyler and Lindsay were engaged in a heavy make-out session. Even though they had just met, the sparks had flown between the two, and they had fallen head over heels for each other.

Heather pulled up and looked down to see the two playing a game of tonsil hockey, and scowled. "Lindsay! What do you think you're doing?"

When Lindsay heard Heather she immediately pulled away and yelled, "Nothing! I wasn't kissing the guy that you told me not to!"

"Lindsay! You're coming with me…now!" Heather yelled.

"Chill out, bra," Tyler told her. "She doesn't want to."

Heather frowned at Tyler and picked up a canoe that was nearby her. "Thanks, bro! But, I think you need to chill out!" She threw the canoe at Tyler, and it knocked him out cold. Lindsay screamed and ran up to Heather where she glared at the dumb blonde.

"What did I tell you? No dating people on the other team!" Heather snarled.

"Okay! I'm sorry!" Lindsay screamed. "Forgive me!"

Heather flicked her hair and rolled her eyes, "Whatever. We're in the fifth round anyways, let's go see how we're doing."

(Confessional Outhouse – Man, this is a painful day!)

Tyler – "Just when things start to go well between me and Lindsay, Heather has to come in and throw a canoe at me," he says, rubbing the bandage around his forehead.

(Killer Bass Area)

"Okay guys," Courtney told her team, "we had the lead, but they caught up. If we want to win this challenge, we need to win this final match. I think we can do it, but I think we need an upper hand, someone that can win it for us, no questions asked."

Everyone immediately turned to the sleeping Duncan on the bleachers, and Harold said, "Nuh uh. No way are we waking him up. He'll kill us!"

"That wimp can't kill me," Eva said, cracking her knuckles. "I'll twist him into a pretzel."

"Nice analogy, Eva," Courtney said. "But, I really think he'll have some sort of winning strategy for us to use."

"I agree, bra," Geoff approved. "I think that my man, Duncan, can help us win this last one. Everyone for waking him up, say 'I'."

Everyone except for Ezekiel, Harold, and Eva said, "I."

"Alright," Courtney said. "How about…Ezekiel. You wake him up."

"Why me, eh?" Ezekiel asked.

"Because you're more useless than Harold," Courtney simply replied.

"Hey!" Harold yelled at Courtney. "You can't say that to him! He won the last challenge for us! If anyone is useless on this team, it's you!"

Courtney glared at Harold, and growled, "I happen to be a C.I.T! I am the most important member on this team!"

"Oh, really?" Harold asked. "I couldn't tell you were a C.I.T after the millions of times you've told us!"

"What does C.I.T stand for anyways?" Izzy asked. "Caterpillars In Trees? Cats In Teapots?"

"Counselor In Training," Courtney said to Izzy, before turning back to Harold. "And you, just shut your worthless mouth!"

"You can't boss me around!" Harold retorted.

"Oh, yes I can," Courtney replied. "Now, just shut up, before I rip your face off!"

"Oh yeah? Go ahead and try it!"

Courtney pounced at Harold and started scratching his face, but before more could be done, Geoff and Bridgette quickly grabbed Courtney and pulled him away from Courtney.

"Calm down, Court," Bridgette said to her. "No need to get mad over this."

"Let me go! Let me go!" Courtney yelled at her suppressors.

Geoff said, "Whoa, calm down Courtney. Little dude didn't mean anything, right?" He then looked up at Harold who scoffed.

"I meant everything I said," he turned around when the whistle blew and walked into the arena.

(Confessional Outhouse – Cat Fight! Cat Fight!)

Courtney – "Congratulations, Harold," Courtney seethed to herself, writing in her list. "You just brough yourself to number one."

Harold – "If there was anyone here that I hated the most, it'd have to be Courtney," Harold said. "I do hate Duncan, but Courtney hurts people on an emotional level, and Duncan does it on a physical. Being called useless doesn't make you feel very good."

Ezekiel – "Is it true that only Justin really likes me, eh?" Ezekiel asked. "Well, I knew this was the truth…I just can't handle it. I really owe Justin my life for helping a washed-out person like me in life."

Izzy – "Zekey is sooo cute!" Izzy cheered happily. "I mean his toque, has the powers of cuteness in it! I need it!"

Justin – "It seems sparks are flying between our dysfunctional team," Justin ponders. "And I haven't even caused it. This is really good for me, I shall definitely be making it to the top with a team like this."

Bridgette – "I know I'm supposed to be mad at Ezekiel," Bridgette starts. "But, when Courtney called him useless, I felt bad for the poor guy! I mean, he won the last challenge for us!"

(Dodgeball Arena)

When Heather and Lindsay arrived, the fifth round had already begun. They arrived just to witness the carnage of Cody being flung against the wall by a ball thrown from Eva.

Cody mournfully made his way back to the bleachers and the score between the teams was five to three, the Killer Bass having five, and the Screaming Gophers having three.

Katie managed to dodge a ball thrown by Courtney, but when she ducked Eva threw another ball straight at Katie and it knocked her over into Sadie. Geoff quickly threw a ball at Sadie, engendering the twins to be out.

The only one on court for the Screaming Gophers was Trent. He looked at the five Bass all holding balls in their hands. They all threw them at once, and Trent was barely able to dodge them, and catch Eva's ball, which made him slide back into the glass wall.

Trent called in a surprised Noah, who refused at first, but was literally pushed out onto the court by his team.

(Confessional Outhouse – The balls are flying!)

Noah – "Why the hell was I called out to participate in this death match?" Noah asked. "Why would Trent put me through the torture of being hit by those murder weapons? I guess I have no friends here…"

Noah was on the court, staring lazily at the balls on his side and asked Trent, "What are you doing? Letting them just sit there?"

Trent rolled his eyes, and replied, "Pick one up and throw it, man."

Noah groaned, and retorted sarcastically, "Okay, but only because you asked nicely."

Trent handed Noah a ball and Noah chucked it…about five feet from him. It rolled right in front of Courtney who picked it up and threw it straight at Trent.

Trent was sent sliding across the floor, as the ball hit his face.

Chris was grinning widely, "Looks like Noah is up against four of the Bass! This is entertainment, people!"

(Confessional Outhouse – Noah-it-all.)

Noah – "Reasons I hate Chris," Noah began. "One, because he's sadistic and an egotistical bastard. Two, because I hate him. Thank you, you've been a great audience."

Noah grabbed a ball and threw it, it barely hit Bridgette before it touched the ground, causing her to be out.

The Screaming Gophers cheered as Noah then got out Geoff (by tricking him into looking in another distraction, causing him to be distracted), Tyler (who had arrived just in time, but Noah tricked him into looking at Lindsay), and Courtney (making her temper flare).

All that was left was Justin and Noah on the court and the tension was high. Both boys held a ball and Noah looked at the grinning male model.

"Bring it on," Noah urged, "Anti-Me."

Justin rolled his eyes, and replied, "Prepare to never be able to read your books again."

Both boys threw their ball at the same time, but both missed each other, hitting the other's teammates in the bleachers.

Chris broke out into laughter when this happened, and then the campers from the bleachers threw two balls at him.

Justin and Noah grabbed another ball each and threw, barely missing each other this time. Noah saw another ball on his field, grabbed it and threw it towards Justin who was busy picking up another ball.

Justin turned around to see a ball coming right at him and he held up his ball in defense before it hit him. The ball deflected right into Noah, hitting him in the stomach. Noah fell on his back and muttered, "Sports…not my forte."

"The Killer Bass win the challenge!" Chris announced to the teens. The Bass started cheering and went to go hug Justin. The Screaming Gophers sighed in defeat and went to go cast their votes.

(Confessional Outhouse – Before we vote…)

Justin – "My popularity just shot way up," Justin said. "I won't be going anywhere soon."

(The Killer Bass Cabin's Porch)

"WHERE IS IT?" Eva yelled hysterically. "WHERE IS MY MP3 PLAYER?"

Courtney, Bridgette, Geoff, Tyler, and Ezekiel were staying back in fear that Eva would murder them. Eva had been throwing a huge temper tantrum ever since she found out that she couldn't find her MP3 player.

Eva glared a glare of death at her teammates, "ONE OF YOU MUST HAVE STOLEN IT! GIVE IT BACK, NOW!"

"Eva," Bridgette said. "No one stole your MP3 player!"

"SHUT UP!" Eva roared. She went on another rampage and Heather walked over to the scene with a smirk on her face.

"What's happening, guys?" Heather asked.

"Someone took Eva's MP3 player," Courtney told the Queen Bee.

"Oh," Heather rummaged into her pocket, and said, "you don't mean this one, do you?" She pulled it out of her pocket and held it out for everyone to see.

"I found it on the ground in the Bonfire Pit," Heather explained. When Eva heard this she ran to Heather and took it.

"Thank you!" Eva praised. "Thank you so much!"

"No problem," Heather smiled. "Now, I must go vote someone, see you guys later!"

As Heather walked away, all eyes turned to Eva. Everyone there was glaring at the fitness buff and she chuckled nervously, "Um…heh heh. Sorry about that?"

(Confessional Outhouse – Voting Time!)

Gwen – "Katie and Sadie said they would vote Heather with me and Leshawna!" Gwen cheered. "She is so dead!"

Lindsay – "Heather said to vote for…oh dang. I'm drawing a blank on their name," Lindsay said, tapping her head in thought.

Leshawna – "Not nice seeing you, queen bee!" Leshawna exclaimed, smiling.

Katie and Sadie – "Like, oh my gosh! Gwen and Leshawna came up to us to vote out Heather," Katie said.

"She so totally did," Sadie said.

"Should we?" Katie asked.

"I think we should," Sadie replied.

"Okay, we vote for Heather!" they both said at the same time.

(The Bonfire Ceremony)

"Welcome back, Gophers," Chris told them, walking to his oil drum with a tray of nine marshmallows. "So, I have nine marshmallows on this plate, but only ten of you. Whoever receives a marshmallow will be safe, if you do not, it's buh-bye for you! And you get to take a walk down the Dock of Shame and take a ride on our snazzy Boat of Losers! And you will not be able to return…EVER!"

That last part always made the campers jump for some reason, but Chris went on.

"First marshmallow…Trent," Chris said. Trent got up, smiling and claimed his marshmallow.

"Next, Cody." Cody got up and cheered, claiming his safety.

"Beth." Beth squealed and ran to get her marshmallow.

"Lindsay." Lindsay squealed also and claimed her marshmallow.

"Leshawna." Leshawna cheered, "This booty is still in!" and grabbed her marshmallow.

"Gwen." Gwen smiled and blew a raspberry at a glaring Heather before retrieving her marshmallow.

"Katie." Katie didn't do anything as she was waiting for her BFF to get a marshmallow.

Chris looked at the three left, Sadie, Noah, and Heather. Chris smirked and threw a marshmallow to Noah, saying, "Noah."

The bookworm sighed in relief and caught his marshmallow.

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"Heather," Chris announced, throwing the queen bee her marshmallow. The others gasped, but they were all drowned out as Sadie and Katie began crying.

"No! How could you do this to us?" Sadie screamed.

"Don't make Sadie leave, please!" Katie also yelled.

The waterworks went on for a while, and an annoyed Chris McLean called in Chef Hatchet to dispose of Sadie.

Chef Hatchet came in grabbed the chubby lighter-skinned twin and threw her into the Boat of Losers. Katie immediately ran to where the boat was and as it took off she screamed, "I'll miss you!"

"I'll miss you even more!" Sadie screamed back, as the boat pulled out of sight, leaving a crying Katie on the dock.

Leshawna and Gwen went to go comfort her, and even Noah was there to help the tan twin calm down.

All the while, Heather was eating her marshmallow slowly, smirking in triumph.

(Confessional Outhouse – Queen of mean triumphs!)

Heather – "I said I would get my revenge," Heather said, snickering. "And I have. Now, all I have left is Gwen and ghetto girl."

Gwen – "If Heather thinks she can slide out of every elimination like she just did, then she's wrong. She is going down," Gwen seethed.

"And that ends another episode of Total Drama, folks!" Chris announced on the Dock of Shame. "Sadie, our chubbier twin to Katie has got the boot, and won't be returning! Here's some questions to keep you thinking,

"Will Heather ever let Lindsay and Tyler date? Will Katie get her revenge on Heather? And can the Killer Bass get even higher in drama? Find out next time on an all new episode of Total! Drama! Island!"

(Outhouse Confessional – The votes)

Heather – "Revenge shall be mine," Heather said, smirking. "Goodbye, Sadie."

Beth – "Sorry Sadie, but it has to be you!" Beth exclaims warmly.

Trent – "I like the dude, but I'm just going to send him a warning signal to try harder in the next challenge," Trent says. "I vote for Noah."

Noah – "So, Heather wants me to get rid of Tweedle-Dumber? I'm game for that," Noah said, smiling.

Cody – "Heather asked me to vote for Sadie, and I'm going to," Cody says. "I cannot stand the squealing of Katie and Sadie together…Sorry!"

Gwen – "Katie and Sadie said they would vote Heather with me and Leshawna!" Gwen cheered. "She is so dead!"

Lindsay – "Heather said to vote for…oh dang. I'm drawing a blank on their name," Lindsay said, tapping her head in thought. "Oh yeah! Sadie!"

Leshawna – "Not nice seeing you, queen bee!" Leshawna exclaimed, smiling.

Katie and Sadie – "Like, oh my gosh! Gwen and Leshawna came up to us to vote out Heather," Katie said.

"She so totally did," Sadie said.

"Should we?" Katie asked.

"I think we should," Sadie replied.

"Okay, we vote for Heather!" they both said at the same time.

Votes:

Heather – Sadie

Beth – Sadie

Trent – Noah

Noah – Sadie

Cody – Sadie

Gwen – Heather

Lindsay – Sadie

Leshawna – Heather

Katie – Heather

Sadie – Heather

Sadie – 5 votes

Heather – 4 votes

Noah – 1 vote

Camper Tally:

Killer Bass (1st Place): Bridgette, Courtney, Duncan, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Izzy, Justin, and Tyler.

Screaming Gophers (2nd Place): Beth, Cody, Gwen, Heather, Katie, Leshawna, Lindsay, Noah, and Trent.

Eliminated: DJ (Killer Bass), Owen (Screaming Gophers), and Sadie (Screaming Gophers).

Argh! I know you must all hate me for taking more than five months to update this! I am so so so so sorry! I finally got my butt working on this, and here it is! Just for you, readers!

On the elimination note: Sadie, eh. Not really needed in anything. She was just there, pretty much. She did go on further in earlier drafts, but I switched her's and someone else's elimination, because I think I can pull out more drama with the other person.

And scenes I don't really like in this chapter: The Heather and Gwen scene in the beginning and Heather's dark past thing. I don't think I wrote it very well, but ah shucks. I bet you guys don't care! Read and review, please!

Next time on Total Drama Island: A talent show, the perfect place to show off the wonderful talents of 19 teenagers…not! Drama is a brewing and ends with a shocking elimination!