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The Final Showdown Starts Now!

Alubarna fight one: Naruto and Nami vs Mr. 1 and Miss Double

Mr. 1 and Miss Double Fingers stare down at Naruto and Nami, their duck rides having long since fled and left the two on their own.

"Damn looks like we've been played." Mr. 1 grunted as Miss Double Fingers sigh.

"Seems like it, and look who we end up with, ya know we were really surprise when Miss All Sunday told us you were in fact apart of the Straw hat Crew. You really trick us." Miss Double Fingers stated with an amused smile looking at Naruto, said person got the feeling she wasn't all that mad.

"So that bullshit about you not knowing Zoro was just a front after all huh." Mr. 1 added and Naruto shrugged.

"Not really, I mean to be fair I never said I didn't know Zoro, only that we never met or work together back in East Blue." Naruto said getting a raise eye brow from Miss Double Fingers.

"Oh?" she inquired as Naruto smirk.

"Truth be told I only recently join this crew as it's second newest member, by the time I joined they were already in the Grand Line and had taken Vivi under their protection." Naruto answered.

"So I never actually lied to you guys, I just didn't bother mentioning that I was apart of the Straw Hats, and you lot never ask. You only wanted to know about Zoro." Naruto said with a certain level of mocking that manage to get under Mr. 1's skin.

"Well aren't you clever." Miss Double Fingers said with a chuckle 'SHIIINNGG' then pause as Naruto draw his sword, "Nami, the big guy is a Infamous Assassin from West Blue... sorry but I'm gonna have my hands full with him, you'll have to deal with his partner for the time being." Naruto said pointing his blade at Mr. 1, Nami said look at the Treasure hunter take a deep breath then exhaled as she walk up to his side throwing off her coat and splitting the side of her dress, taking hold of staff Nami spin it over her head before leveling it at Miss Double Fingers.

"Got it! Leave her to me!" Nami said with determination in her eyes shocking Naruto!

"THAT IT! REALLY!? I thought we'd get into some big argument to get you to fight!" Naruto exclaimed shock that she was jumping head first into danger herself for once.

"Well I had Usopp make this thing for me so I can fight and even got some practice earlier, beside I can't not have you guys protect me all the time. I've got to learn how to fight on my own." Nami declared grinning at him much to his surprise but then to her surprise Naruto started crying tears of joy?

"Waaah, I can believe it! That greedy little brat all grown up now, I'm happy!" Naruto cried causing her to go red in the face, "Hey now, it not that big of a deal." Nami mutter in embarrassment at the scene he was making.

"I mean even though your going to die here and Luffy going to have to find another navigator your still willing to fight! I'm so proud of you!" Naruto cried causing Nami and surprisingly Mr. 1 and Miss Double Fingers to sweat drop at the blond, (Why is he so sure I'm going to die?) she thought annoyed.

"Hey be nice! I'm putting my butt on the line here to help you out, but your still making fun of me!? I'm not even charging you for my help, dammit!" Nami shouted breaking Naruto out of his act and causing his eyes to twitch at the girl.

"What do you mean charge, we're crew mates here dammit! You charge to help out you friend in a fight!?" Naruto exclaimed.

"Of course, my help is worth at least 50 million! And that just being nice!" Nami replied, Mr. 1 and Miss Double Fingers continue to sweat drop while watching the two bicker back and forth seemingly forgetting about the Baroque's pair in front of them.

"They do remember we're here to kill them right?" Miss Double Fingers mutter as her partner was getting more and more tick off.

"That it! If you keep pulling new charges out of your ass I'll take a 'pain in the ass deductions fee' from your cut of the last hunt!" Naruto roar as his teeth turn sharp as fangs.

"I'd like to see you try! I'll-" 'Snikt' Nami was cut off when Naruto raise his sword to block a strike from Mr. 1, "Hey now that was pretty rude. Can't you see we're talking here." Naruto said looking down at the blade form on his fingers, (A DF user huh.) Naruto thought as Mr. 1 gave him a dull expression.

"We're in a fight to the death, you do not how the time to chit chat." Mr. 1 snapped before Naruto kick him of, "Miss Double Fingers, I've got this guy, kill the girl." Mr. 1 order.

"Roger that." Miss Double Fingers replied walking towards Nami with an over-exaggerated 'sexy' hip swing causing the girl to tense, "Oh yeah well bring it on!" Nami shouted grinning nervously.

"Hmmm, well aren't you fire up but you seem pretty weak." Miss Double Fingers commented with a smile... then take notice of the fact that Nami was somehow a good 20 meters away from Naruto and Mr. 1 now. "Like really, really weak." she said to the girl who was even father away now, Naruto at this point take notice of something very odd, (Those clouds... are way to close, and why are they forming so fast?) Naruto thought looking up at the expanding dark clouds above them as nobody seem to notice Nami releasing her near-invisible Heat and Cool balls in a constant stream.

"If that what you think then you better not be sorry when you lose." Nami snapped, this actually cause Miss Double Fingers to grin widely, "Oh my, how fun!" suddenly sprouting what look like spikes from the bottom of her feet Miss Double Fingers vaulted forward at break neck speed!

"She a DF user too!" Naruto shouted only to be push back by Mr. 1, "Pay attention! Your fighting me!" Mr. 1 growled as his partner jetted at a very frighten Nami while pulling her fist back "Double Stinger." Miss Double Fingers turns her hands into spikes before stabbing at her opponent, she impaled Nami right through the chest!

"In that case I'll just kill you before you can finish off what ever it is your planing with that odd looking staff." Miss Double Fingers said with a evil smile at Nami's froze stated of horror.

"Man that scary, if I had been there I'd be done!" Nami's voice ring out, looking to her right Miss Double Fingers gasp at seeing Nami standing several meters away from okay and with a cocky smirk on her face.

"How?" she asked to turning back the 'Nami' she had just kill only for it to vanish right before her eyes leaving her stun.

"Hey did you know, when cold air enters a dry and hot environment this place it change the air density? If done just right this can even create a Mirage due to extreme difference in temperature causes major light refraction.

"A Mirage... this close?" Miss Double Fingers question with sweat rolling down her face, (What is she, a witch?) Miss Double Fingers wonder as Nami kept smirking at her.

"Mirage Tempo, it pretty handy when you feel like tricking someone." Nami grinned as Miss Double Fingers turn to her, now fully on guard.

"You've got some nice tricks little girl, guess I'll be able to enjoy a good fight after all." Miss Double Fingers said turning both hands into spikes and Nami tense.

"Say, what up with your body?" Nami asked warily, this time Miss Double Fingers smirk.

"I ate the Toge Toge no Mi, a Devil Fruit that allows the user to grow spikes on any part of their body, and turn any body part entirely into a spike, in other words, I'm a Spike Human." Miss Double Fingers answer ready to attack

"Wonderful, that just my luck to be fighting a freaking Spike Human." Nami said dryly, "Well in that case you'd better watch out for nasty weather." Nami said pulled out the third piece of her staff and prepared to swing it,

"What are you on a about?" Miss Double Fingers ask carefully.

"Thunderbolt… TEMPO!" Nami shouted, casting a glowing yellow Thunder Ball into the storm cloud she'd created, Miss Double Fingers look up just in time to give a nervous grin at the storm clouds above her before, 'SHHHZZZZZZZSSSSSS' "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Miss Double Fingers cried out as she was bombarded with a massive bolt of lighting until she was left chard and smoking with her eyes glazes over looking up at the sky.

"Tell me, do you know what happens when you make the air cool while also using heat to suck up the moisture." Nami asked to the motionless lady.

"The heated air will rises and collides with the cold air. The air then condenses and creates a cloud. If the cloud continue to enlarge from more Heat and Coolness, and if one was to then electrify the cloud."

"Thunderbolt… TEMPO! My first battle is WON!" Nami cheered jumping in the air at having beaten Miss Double Fingers... that is until said person twitch pausing Nami in place as Miss Double Fingers slowly turn her head down to look at Nami now glaring at the younger woman who was frozen in place with a nervous smile on her face.

"I'm... going to enjoy killing you, girl." Miss Double Fingers said slowly as tears began to fall down Nami's face, (Oh great! I've pissed her off!) Nami cried in her head. Elsewhere not far from Naruto duck under a bladed claw slash from Mr. 1 ate the Supa Supa no Mi making him a Fullbody Bladed Human whose body gain characteristics of a steel blade.

"Spar Claw!" Mr.1 roared turning the undersides of his fingers into blades before slashing at Naruto who block the attack with his sword, flicking Yubashiri free Naruto made a quick slash at Mr. 1, who despite it only being a sword sense danger from the attack, lean back just enough for the only tip of Yubashiri to graze his cheek... leaving behind a cut on his face. Mr. 1's eyes widen and jump back.

"Damn, so it true, you can use Haki?" Mr.1 grunted rubbing off the blood on his face, Naruto grinned, "So Crocodile gave you the heads up? Aw man that kill the fun of surprise then." Naruto whine still grinning.

"Why is someone like you following a kid like Straw Hat?" Mr. 1 asked, he just couldn't see it, a powerful Haki user following a rookie like Straw Hat? It made no sense.

"Well to be truthful, I pretty much join on a whim. I didn't have anything else to do at the time." Naruto shrugged shocking Mr. 1, (Straw Hat gain a Haki user because of a whim!?) Mr. 1 thought annoyed.

"But ya know, I really like that kid. He reminds me of lot of my old self... though I'd like to think I was a bit smarter at his age." Naruto laugh getting a growl from Mr. 1 at his carefree attitude but then smirk darkly.

"Well then, it too bad for you... that kid is already dead!" Mr. 1 stated causing Naruto's eyes to widen in shock!

"Dead, what the hell are you talking about!?" Naruto yelled in a demanding tone.

"The boss finished him off at rain base when you guy's left him behind." Naruto's eyes widen at hearing this.

"Straw Hat Luffy is dead!" Mr. 1 stated enjoying the look of shock of on his face.

"I can't believe it, that just... that just... PRICELESS!?" Naruto suddenly bust out laughing much to Mr. 1's surprise.

"What the...?" Mr.1 gasp as Naruto kept laughing.

"So that kid went and got his ass kick!? HAHAHAHAHA! That a good one!" Naruto kept laughing, Mr.1 getting over his shock narrow his eyes at Naruto.

"What so funny, your Captain is dead!" Mr. 1 growled, Naruto calming down finally just grinned.

"That kid dead, not likely but it good that he lost that round... he'll learn from it." Naruto replied chucking a little as Mr. 1 eye's twitch at Naruto.

"I see, so your a fool! I had hope to reason with you in joining us. A Haki user would be of great use to us but we don't need fools who can't face reality, you can die with you Captain." Mr. 1 said then rush at Naruto who reared his sword arm back.

"It not like I would have join even if you ask and Luffy not dead. First of the Nine Killing Strokes." Naruto whispered.

"Atomic." Mr. 1 said after turning his fingers into blades, he then crosses both hands over his chest, "CROSS SLASH!" "DICER!" Naruto's attack sent a air blade at Mr. 1 who slash forward with a downward 'X' motion to instantly slicing anything in front of him! As their attacks clash a powerful shock-wave was sent roaring out shattering windows and damaging the buildings around them.

Alubarna fight two: Usopp and Eyeslass's vs Mr. 2?

"Hey Usopp! Wake the hell up!" Sanji shouted to his down crew mate who was beaten black and Blue along with the camel Nami pick up, Usopp groan as he awaken.

"Hey Sanji, okay this is how it went. The plan to lure one of them away was a success." Usopp said. "Then...Mr.2 whipped us in two seconds... one second each." Usopp said with a thumbs up along with Eyeslass.

"Are you serious?!" he asked with a tick mark on his forehead.

"Why are you even here Sanji?" Usopp asked through swollen lips. Sanji explained that the ducks brought him there to help them.

"Mr.2 got away, didn't he?!" Sanji asked.

"Yeah." Usopp said in shame as Sanji glared off in the distance.

"Vivi's in danger." Sanji growled before turning back to Usopp, "I'm going after Mr. 2, you head south to Chopper, he might need back up." Sanji said before taking off.

Vivi and Carue

Vivi groan as she struggled and moved out from under Carue's wing before staring at him in horror. "Carue!" she said in a sad voice. "You shielded me from them!" she said as her eyes welled up.

"We were so close...and yet the Rebellion has started...I'm so sorry! But I will stop it!" she said with determination as she trembled.

"No matter how many times they ignore me, or how loud I have to scream! I refuse to let this senseless killing tear apart this country of ours! That's what I learned on that ship! I will never give up!"

"VIVI!" came a voice. Vivi turned to see Usopp approach her on a horse. "Glad I found you!"

"Usopp!" she said in a happy voice.

"Come on! Hop on! We can still stop this!" he said. Vivi nodded and tried to help Carue up, but stopped at Usopp's next words. "Forget that duck! He's done for!" Usopp kept on talking, not seeing Vivi deep in thought. (That...duck?) she thought.

"Prove to me you are Usopp!" Vivi demanded.

"You're doubting me?" he asked with a laugh before showing her the white bandage on his left arm. "See?"

"NO!" Vivi gasp as she looked at him in horror and began backing away.

"Chopper! What happened? Stay with me!" the real Usopp said as he shook Chopper awake, Usopp had come running to the field to help Chopper just as Sanji told him but found his friend past out.

"Usopp?" Chopper said as Usopp asked where the enemy were before proclaiming in a brave fashion that they must've seen him coming before running off, only to cower in fear after Chopper told them they were still here.

"What's happening?!" Usopp screamed as the ruins around them began to crumble into the sand.

"They're underground." Chopper said.

"Huh? What do you mean?" Usopp asked still hiding behind Chopper.

"Miss Merry Christmas. She ate the Mole-Mole Fruit and became a Mole Woman, she's dangerous in the desert." Chopper Answer causing Usopp to look confused.

"And from what I can tell from her bragging earlier, her partner, Mr. 4, is what she called a fourth batter." Chopper added yet Usopp still look confused.

"Plus, they have a dog-gun that shoots exploding baseballs." Chopper ended but Usopp was completely lost.

"Could you try to make some sense?!" Usopp shouted before an exploding baseball came towards them.

"INCOMING!" Chopper shouted before they jumped out of the way, only for it to come back at Usopp thanks to Mr. 4 popping out of a hole and hitting it back at them. Chopper and Usopp barely managed to dodge again before it exploded.

"What was that?!" Usopp yelled, Chopper began to explain about the time-bombs, Mr. 4's unnatural strength, and his 'dog' before Miss Merry Christmas explained that it was a gun who ate the Dachshund model of the Dog-Dog fruit.

"Wait a second! How can a gun eat a Devil Fruit?! That's gotta be a lie! How can a gun eat anything, including a Devil Fruit?!"" Usopp asked.

"SHUT UP! IT ATE ONE AND BECAME A GUN-DOG! SO THERE THERE THERE! SO THERE!" Miss Merry Christmas yelled. "It's a new technique here on the Grand Line. Not that I'm gonna tell you about it since you're all gonna die!" she said as she began to change. "Welcome to our turf. Molehill number 4!"

"Ahh! She's changing!" Usopp yelled before she changed to her 1/2 and 1/2 form. "What's that? A penguin?"

"I'M A MOLE, YA MORON!" she yelled before diving into the sand.

Vivi and Carue

"RUN! CARUE!" Vivi cried as she race across the sand on her Sport Bill with Mr. 2 hot on their trail, even injury and in great pain Carue ran at nearly top speed to get Vivi away from the killer on their tail!

"Do you here me!? There no escape for you! Just give up now! Okay!" Mr. 2 call out with a disturbing grin on his face.

"I'm going to crush you both! With the grace of a ballerina!" Mr. yell even as he gain on the two, Vivi had been this time block him out in worry for Carue who could only see out of one of his eyes yet was still doing his best

"No if you go straight we'll be corner on the stair way!" Vivi yell wondering if the pain was starting to cloud his judgement.

"Let me off right here, I'm going to fight him!" Vivi said believing fighting was their only way out now.

"Fools listen to me! Just give it up and stop right there!" Mr. 2 shouted picking out the pace.

"What are you doing, that ways a cliff!" Vivi cried as Carue made a mad dash to the cliff side.

"You can't be for real! That duck is running up the sheer face of a cliff!?" she yell in confusion but then was amazed as Carue upon reaching the cliff side sink his talon feet into the wall of stone and be racing up the cliff side!

"You can't be fore real! That 'duck' is actually running up the sheer face of a cliff!" Mr. 2 who had reach it a few seconds later only to gasp as Carue was nearing the top but then grinned when Carue soon began to slow down.

"Ohhh HAHAH! Dumb duck! Nice try but now you'll fall back down here and my Okama Kenpo will finish you off!" Mr. 2 laugh as they had reach the top but having lost all speed Carue was now flapping his wings as fast and hard as he could to keep them airborne, push as much power as he could into his wings Carue manage if only for a little bit flew to the cliff and grabbed hold before he fell with Vivi still on his back, Mr. was left stun by this.

"AAAH How'd he do that! That was amazing!" Mr. 2 exclaimed.

"Carue that was amazing !You flew!" Vivi gasp proud of her friend then look down, "Now Mr.2 won't be able to follow us up-" Vivi was cut off and Carue's single working eye nearly pop out of his head as seeing Mr.2 racing up the cliff!

"That was a cute little move duck but it no use!" Mr. 2 laugh as he gain on then, "There noting I can't do! With the help of my Okama Kenpo I can relegate right up this cliff!" Mr. 2 laugh as they were in his sight, Carue quickly got to his feet and race off with Mr. 2 hot on his tail! Rushing through the streets of Alubarna was chaos, fighting all around her, people ding, being hurt or maimed, yet Vivi couldn't do anything about it with the psycho homo after her.

"Carue...do you really think you can run through all this?" she asked in a quiet voice, Carue quacked, saying he could.

"Alright! We can't find Leader, but we can still find Chaka! We must get to the Royal Palace, before the Rebel's get to the center of the city!" she said before they took off before a stray bullet struck Carue.

"CARUE NO!" Vivi shouted. Carue looked ready to drop, but kept on running with Mr. 2 right behind them. He ran until his strength ran out and dropped to the dirt. Vivi only looked at Carue with tears in her eyes as Carue quacked, telling her to go on.

"YOU'RE MINE~~!" Mr. 2 cried out as he prepared to kill them both, only for two other ducks to appear out of nowhere and kick him away.

"Good job Commander Karoo. Your a man!" Now thank to you we can still stop them, right Vivi-chan!" a voice spoke as a man walk up to them.

"Sanji-san!" Vivi gasp at seeing the Straw Hats first blond member show up.

"You two take Carue and go! I'll finish off that damn Okama for you!" Sanji declared fixing his tie. Both of them nodded and carried Carue to safety as Vivi fled.

"WHAT?! VIVI'S GETTING AWAY! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! GIVE ME A BREAK HERE!" Mr. 2 roared jumping to his feet, "WELL NOW YOU GET TO DIE!" he yell launching a kicked at Sanji, who had dropped his glasses and blocked it with a kick of his own.

"You took my Sharpshooter's precious goggles... why don't you give them back?" Sanji question ina relax tone as he block Mr. 2's kick with one of his own.

"By the way, I won't go down like he did!" Sanji added causing Mr. 2 to glare at him.

"You're one of the Straw hat's friends! Then you must be the final member, the famous Mr. Prince?!" Mr. 2 asked, backing away Sanji threw off the glasses he had been wearing.

"No... my names Sanji, a First Rate cook of the sea!" Sanji declared with proud.

"A cook!?" Mr. 2 asked in confusion.

"Well I'm a First-rated Okama! Now tell me! Why would a cook fighter a criminal organization!?" Mr. 2 asked

"What can I say, I'm in the criminal business too, I'm a Pirate cook!" Sanji stated, Mr. 2 grinned.

"An eye for an eye eh!?" Mr. 2 asked.

"Exactly! Leave this country alone." Sanji demanded, then tension between the was heat as they got ready for a battle to the death.

Nanohana

As the chaos of Alubarna rage on a lone ruined Pirate ship ported at one of the docks of Nanohana, many of the people there look on in fear as two people jump from the ship and landed on the ground before them.

"Finally, we made it." a young lady spoke with a groan, she wore a yellow and orange hat, as well as a yellow dress with a lemon-like pattern, lemon earrings, and white high-heeled shoes, a blue jacket with white stripes over it while carrying a bright green parasol with blue stripes.

"So this is Alabasta." Next to her is a relatively thin man of average height with short, scruffy, hair, a scruffy beard, and a slight mustache. He has dark circles under his eyes, as though he lacks sleep. He wore a green shirt underneath, gray pants matching with his jacket, and two spherical earrings on each certain people who knew would realize he was missing his trade mark headband and jacket.

"That right, now we need to find that fastest ride we can get and head to Alubarna." she said, the man simply look with annoyed expression on his face.

"Right, and then you can tell your boss all about the cult and hope it enough to get you back on his good side after your fuck up, right?" he ask in a bored tone, narrowing her eyes at him and turn to the man and grabbed him by his shirt pulling him in close.

"Watch it! Unless you want a 500 pound foot to the balls! You'd better lose the sassy. I save you so you do what I say! with luck the boss with forgive me and let you stay on as my lackey." she growl, the man wanted to say something but kept his mouth shut, (If it hadn't been for her freeing me and that Devil Fruit power she has, I'd never put up with this crazy chick.) he thought nodding to her, smirking she let him go then frown and look away.

"Tch, of only Mr. 5 hadn't been caught. If he was still here then I'd never have to deal with East Blue trash like you." she muttered causing the man to raise an eye brow, (She say that even though it was a Pirate group from the East Blue that kick her ass.) the man thought dryly then smirk.

"Oh well if it really was the Straw Hats that beat her then they'll be here, my luck is starting to turn around." the man whispered to himself.

"Putting that aside, where do we look for such a ride?" he asked.

"Yeah, Baroque Works should have a shop for members set up in a alley near by. Hopefully they can quickly ready us something fast." she spoke and he needed. "Okay then. Lead the way... Miss Valentine."

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