Author's Note: it is here.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that the first chapter of the new version of Pirates is now up. Even though I haven't quite finished the second chapter…but I really wanted to update something since it has been a reaaaally long time now.

Plus, I have a new fanfiction idea I plan to write (oh gods, I know right?), but it should only be a two-shot, so you can calm your horses. The cover + a preview of it is posted on my BlogSpot. The site for that is on my profile.

Even though it's now summer for me, my parents think it's funny to attack me with chores. We're painting the walls now. Woo-hoo. I wonder what's next after that. Ugh, I really need more time for myself. My parents think I do nothing but sleep over the summer and makes me do work. I don't think they understand that I have a life.

Anyway, enjoy the first chapter of Pirates!

Warning: At this rate, it seems that I will maintain my slow update. BLAAARRGGGHHHAASDFGHJKL.