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"I AM GAY..I AM TOTALLY GAY, I AM THE GAYEST GUY IN THIS SCHOOL! I SOUL EATER EVANS AM TOTALLY GAY!" Soul yelled from the schools tallest balcony as Maka and his friends watched wide eyed.

"I AM SO GAY THAT I FEEL EVEN GAYER…." He was beginning to faulter.

"Did Soul lose a bet with you Maka?" Blackstar asked as he continued to watch his friend laugh.

"This sounds so wrong," Soul mumbled.

"No, he's just happy and is telling everyone." She replied as she closed her now finished book.

"Happy about what?" Tsubaki asked as the Thompson twins leaned in closer.

"Did he finally ask you out?" Liz asked eagerly.

"Yeah, yeah did he?" Patty repeated.

"He could at least be symmetrical." Kid mumbled.

"No… he finally beat the final level of Kingdom hearts." The scythe miester smiled.

"I AM SO FREAKING HAPPY!" Soul finished as the school avoided him for the rest of the day.