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Deidara sat in the kitchen of one of the many Akatsuki hideouts. He and Tobi were staying in this one alone after a mission. Tobi was moving around the kitchen, cooking dinner. It was his turn to cook, and Deidara was happy about that. He could cook, but liked Tobi's cooking better. As he watched, Tobi began to hum a tune Deidara though he knew. "What are you humming Tobi?" Deidara asked.

"Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden. It was on the radio, and now Tobi can't get it out of his head." Tobi said.

"Oh. I thought I knew it. That's a pretty good song. Do we have any coffee?" Deidara asked.

"Senpai wants coffee? Tobi thought it made him jittery?" Tobi asked, turning to face Deidara. Tobi was not wearing his mask, but had a jutsu to make him look younger.

"It does, but I want some." Deidara said. Coffee didn't really make him jittery, but it did make him hyper.

"Tobi doesn't think Senpai should drink any. Tobi thinks if Senpai drinks coffee he will bounce off the walls. Senpai will be even more hyper than Tobi is." Tobi said, smiling and turning back to the pasta on te stove.

"I don't care. I want coffee. Were is the coffee Tobi. Tell me, or I will blow you up." Deidara warned.

"It's on the top self in the closet, but don't say Tobi didn't warn you Senpai." Tobi said.

Deidara got the instant coffee, and made himself, and Tobi a cup. He gave Tobi his cup, and drank his own down. After a few minutes, Deidara went to watch TV. Tobi waited a few more minutes, then hid the knifes, including all the kunai, ans shuriken, and Deidara's clay. After three minutes, Deidara came bouncing into the room, all hyped up on caffine. "Hey Tobi, have you seen my clay?" He asked, unaware of the fact that he's a hyper as his partner.

"No Tobi has not seen Senpai's clay." Tobi replied, removing the pasta from the stove eye and straining it. He added the pasta to the still cooking sauce, and waited for the pasta to finish cooking in the sauce.

"You totally have seen it. You know where it's at, don't you?" Deidara went on with his talking until the pasta was done, and that took about ten minutes, Tobi would have to talk to Kakuzu about getting a new stove for this hideout.

"Tobi has not seen Senpai's clay." Tobi replied, "Or the knifes." He added when Deidara said something about them being gone too. Deidara bounced out of the room. "Don't doo anything that would take too long, dinner will be ready in a few minutes Senpai." Tobi called after the blonde bomber.

"Whatever Tobiiiiiiii!" Deidara yelled.

Tobi hated it when Deidara drank coffee, and knew he would not be eating dinner until later that night. In about an hour, Deidara would crash, and passout wherever he was, and Tobi woulod have to find him, and put him to bed. Sasori had to do the same thing a few times, as did almost every momber of Akatsuki. Zetsu, Pein, and Konan had not had to deal with it.

About five minutes later, Tobi pulled the bread out of the oven, made himself a plate, and ate it. An hour later, he went to find Deidara. After searching the whole hideout, and not finding him, Tobi went to where he hid Deidara's clay. He did not find the clay, and ran outside to find Deidara. There was a loud explosion, and Tobi found Deidara, knocked out from the blast, laying next to a rive behind the hideout.

Shaking his head, Tobi picked Deidara up, and took him to his room. After setting him on the bed, Tobi went to get rid of all the coffee in the hideout. He could live without coffee if it meant deidara would destroy half the hideout with clay. Tobi went to look at the damage. Half the hideout was on fire. After putting the fire out, Tobi saw that he would have to forget asking Kakuzu for a stove, and get money to fix the hideout. Kakuzu would more likely give him money for that anyway. Kakuzu knew that if someone saw the damage, thay would start thinking, and getting nosy.

Tobi sent a bird to Kakuzu, and the leader, explaining what happened. Kakuzu would arive the next day with Hidan and supplies to fix the hideout, and all four of them would fix it quickly. Until then, Tobi went back into the kitchen, fixed Deidara a hige plate of pasta, and bread, then cleaned everything up. After cleaning the entire kitchen, and the bathroom, Tobi went to lay down on the couch, since his room was on the half of the hideout Deidara had blown up. Fallinf asleep, Tobi laughed at the thought of making Deidara fix the hideout by himself. He knew Kakuzu, and Hidan would be okay with that. Tobi was also thankful for the fact that Deidara blowing the hideout up, was not the worse thing he could do hyped up on caffine, and that was why he hid the knifes, since he had stabbed Hidan a few times after drinking coffee. Deidara could get downright homicidal. He was surprised he had not killed Itachi after drinking coffee, which comes to show, he doesn't hate the Uchiha as much as he claims.

As Tobi drifted off the sleep, Deidara forgot all that had happened, and would wake up confused, and upset. He would also want more coffee, but Tobi would not let him have anymore. Even if it made Deidara mad, Tobi didn't want to die.

Short, and sweet. This story was some random thing I thought of, and hoped it would help with the writers block I have. Sometimes I hate plot bunnies. They never leave me alone, and they multiply. Do you know, I thought of something the other day, and put it on my profile. Deidara and Tobi totally belong together. Their names have the same ending. If you don't understand, review, and I will be glad to tell you. If you do understand, kudos to you, here's an imaginary cookie. Please review, and tell me what you think. I might do another chapter if I get enough review. The next chapter could be about another member of Akatuki, and how they react to coffee.