So I've been listening to a bit too much Lonely Island lately, and I have been getting Pokemon related parodies of their songs popping up in my head. I might end up just rewriting the lyrics and posting them, and that's what I'm doing now with Threw it on the Ground. If you haven't seen the video, I highly recommend it so you understand what the hell is going on. Short little thingy explaining what song I'm parodying and the characters I'm using. Let's begin, now.

Threw it on the Ground

By the Lonely Island

Parodied by Professor Yuki

The characters involved are;

N as Andy Samberg

White as his girlfriend

Pokemart Woman as The Man who hands N the latest energy drink

Cheren as the Poser who hands him the cake

Oh yes, and Ingo and Emmet are the Phoneys from Nimbasa.

LET'S BEGIN!

I was walkin through the city streets
and a Pokemart Woman walks up to me and hands me the latest medical breakthrough
Run faster. Jump Higher.
Man, I'm not gonna let you PSN me.

I threw it on the ground!
You must think I'm a joke!
I ain't gonna be part of this system!
Man, pump that garbage in another man's veins!

I go to my favorite Ice cream stand
and the chick says, you come here all the time! Here's one for free.
I said, Man, what I look like, a charity case?

I took it, and threw it on the ground!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm an adult!
Please, you can't buy me hot dog man!

At the farmers market with my so-called girlfriend, White
She hands me her C-Gear, says its my dad.
Man, this ain't my dad. This is a C-Gear!

I threw it on the ground!
What you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of this system!
My dads not a C-Gear! Duh!

Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party
What you want me to do with this, eat it?

Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake too!
Welcome to the Pokemon world, jackass!

So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that. And even this.
I'm an adult!

Two Nimbasa phoneys trying to give me their autograph.
Ground! Nobody wants your autograph! Phoneys!

Then the two phoneys got up. Turns out they had a taser.
And they tased me in the butt hole.
I fell to the ground.
The phoneys didn't let up.
Tasing on my butt hole, over and over.
I was screaming and squirming
My butt hole was on fire!

The moral of this story is: you cant trust the system!

Man!

I feel like a terrible person for doing this, but it was amusing. So please read and review so I know if I should Continue this shittyness. If you do please refrain from flaming too hard.