Harry Potter and X-men Crossover

By: Immortal Wolf Lover

A/N don't own and why not

"Okay. Anyone know why I'm suddenly a girl? There's nothing wrong with being a girl I'm just not used to it yet." Harry, or Jade as I will be officially calling her now, asks adding the last part quickly when the girls in the group glared at her.

"Well the most likely theory is that you were hidden under a few glamours and they finally wore off." Draco Malfoy, who was only her enemy to those not in on the secret and was actually like an older brother and protector to the younger girl, said immediately.

"Sounds right I went to Gringotts with Gram the other day and found out that your real parents' names are Lily Munroe-Potter nee Evans and Ororo Munroe. Mrs. Potter-er- Lily was blood adopted by James Potter as his sister so you're still technically a Potter you're just a Munroe too." Neville Longbottom said confidently and without stuttering since he was around people he knew he could trust if only because he knew Jade trusted them.

"Okay. How are we gonna hide this from Umbitch?" Jade asks taking what she had just learned in stride, she was used to seemingly impossible things happening to her by now.

"Mom and dad are in the Great Hall right now 'evaluating' Umbitch and the school. Toad face can't do anything too you as long as they're here and if we show that you know them and are close to them then she'll be too scared to even think about laying a finger on you." Draco said with a malicious grin that was copied by a Hufflepuff named Susan Bones.

"Aunty's here too and she has just as much if not more power over the toad as the Malfoys." Susan added while the rest of the group snickered at the plan that they came up with on the spot.

"Oh yeah, how did you guys know that we needed to meet when I didn't call for you over the coins yet?" Jade asks as she led the way towards the Great Hall with the rest of the group falling into step with her.

"We could hear you screaming at Sirius from in the dungeons and I'm pretty sure the people in the states could hear you too." Draco teases messing up Jades pure white hair before running like the hounds of hell were on his heels, which was pretty close to the truth.

"Get back here you bastard!" Jade yelled racing into the Great Hall after the laughing blond and ignoring all of the other students and teachers looking at them intrigued along with the senior Malfoys and Amelia Bones.

"No way! I'm not stupid enough to actually listen to that, Potter!" Draco shouted back making everyone not in the know feel their jaws hit the ground.

"Worse for you then!" Jade shouted back as she tackled him and pinned him against the Hufflepuff table where Hannah Abbot quickly handed the white haired girl a bowl of eggs as if this were an everyday thing. Jade quickly took the eggs with a smile of thanks at Hannah before messing up Dracos hair and smearing the eggs in it. Jade then dumped the whole bowl on him and put it on his head like a hat before jumping off of the enraged blond and hiding behind Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy, who were trying to smother their snickers and giggles at the scene.

"Draco." Narcissa begins trying and failing miserably at stifling her giggles as she looked at her egg covered son.

"Haven't you learned by now not to mess with Harrys hair? Speaking of which, what do we call you now that you're a girl Harry?" Narcissa asks directing the second question towards the giggling girl behind her.

"Apparently my name's Jade." Jade said still giggling into her hand as Draco removed the bowl from his head and was trying to attack the white haired girl.

"DRACO LUCUIS MALFOY! What do you think you're doing attacking a girl? Have I not taught you any manners at all?" Narcissa roars at her son who was now frozen in his steps staring wide-eyed at his mother like a deer caught in the headlights of an eighteen wheeler in the middle of the darkest of nights.

"Ouch! That hurt my ear aunty Cissa!" Jade moaned rubbing her ears while glaring lightly at her so called 'aunt', to many peoples shock especially Umbridges and the Gryffs that weren't in the know.

"I'm sorry dear. Does that feel better?" Narcissa asks as she immediately healed the girls' ears and began to fuss over said girl. Jade smiled innocently and happily as she nodded before she happily skipped over to hug an amused and worried looking Amelia Bones all the while ignoring the gaping students and faculty and Draco trying to burn a hole in the back of her head with his glare.

"What exactly is going on here?" Umbridge demands glaring darkly at the back of Jades head. This seemed to be the wrong thing to do however since the toad like woman was then on the receiving end of dark glares from all of Jades friends and honorary family. Umbridge 'eeped' slightly under the weight of the glares from several very powerful members of the Wizarding World and backed up a step or two.

"I had a glamour placed on me when I was a baby to make it look like I'm James Potters son when he's really my uncle cause he blood adopted my mama, Lily Evans at the time, as his younger sister. The glamour finally dropped so I decided to be myself." Jade said smiling widely at the toad bitch while the other female teachers nodded in agreement, proving that they knew of this the entire time.

"If James Potter is not your father then who is?" Snape asks sounding startled that he had been hating a girl that he thought was his arch enemies son and instead turned out to be said enemies niece.

"I don't have a father. I have two mothers." Jade said with a smirk just before the doors banged open. Storm and the X-Men had arrived for the Weather Witches daughter.