So I had the idea of writing my own version of the Owl and the Pussy Cat, by Edward Lear, involving Merlin of course. This is not Merthur, unless you squint really really hard, so please don't read it as such. It's just a bromance, hence one of the genres being in friendship. So yeah, everyone enjoy! (and please, please review!)

Merlin and Arthur went to sea
In a fair Pendragon red boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money
All wrapped up in a five groat coat.
Merlin looked to the stars above his big hat
And sang to a small tuba
"O pratty Prince Arthur! O Arthur you Prat,
What a dollop headed Arthur you are!
You are!
You are!
What a dollop headed Arthur you are!"

Arthur said to Merlin "Oh you idiot servant,
How terrible is your screeching
Wait for me, oh, to find something to throw
For I do feel the need to fling!"
So Arthur ran away, for almost a day,
To the land where the Grog-tree grows,
There in an inn a Gwaine-ey-Gwaine did grin
Filled up with ale to his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
Filled up with ale to his nose.

"Dear Gwaine if I pay, are you ready to discard
Your tankard?" Said Gwaine-ey, "I will."
Arthur took it `way and saved it for the time
That at Merlin he could throw it downhill,
So to din' did he wait, for Merlin
To come with a spoon runcible,
And hand over head he threw the goblet
And Merlin dodged the liquid's chill,
The chill,
The chill,
And Merlin dodged the liquid's chill.