Don't own CM

Warnings: Sexual situations, language and all that good stuff
Slight AU

David Rossi swirled his drink with deep sigh of satisfaction. He loved having a nice evening of drinks and cigars. It made the week end on such a pleasant note and with the promise of more exciting things to come, he couldn't help but be content.

"You should at least check it out, Aaron. They work with complete discretion and well, let's face it, you could use the fun."

Hotch surveyed Rossi with a curious look on his face, "So, that's how you relieve stress? A whorehouse?"

Rossi scoffed, looking mortally offended by Hotch's statement, "Not a whorehouse, a brothel. A high end one too."

Hotch still looked doubtful and gave himself a moment to think it over by finishing off his scotch.

"Aaron, Hailey isn't coming back and well…the others are worried about you. I just want to take your mind off of things for one night."

Hotchner knew his friend wasn't going to be deterred by any of his excuses and decided that indulging for one night couldn't kill him.

Especially if Dave was offering to pay.

Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid stood together in the kitchen, drinking coffee and preparing for the night.

"I'm telling you, Pretty Boy, I must have made a couple thousand just in that weekend." Morgan grinned wildly, "Those women were insatiable."

Reid smiled thinly, "Too bad Strauss takes half of that, right?"

The grin on Morgan's face deflated somewhat, "She's still furious that I won't take male customers but I just can't get it up for them."

Reid pushed Morgan away with a grimace, "Believe me, Derek, I don't want to know."

"You know what you both need?"

The two men looked over to see a curvy brunette enter the kitchen, a black robe only just covering her body.

"What's that, Emily?" Reid questioned.

"An exclusive client. " Emily Prentiss purred, leaning over the two to grab her own cup of coffee. Morgan scoffed at her, hitching a hand into his pants to give Prentiss a look.

"You mean like that David Rossi guy? He's been coming here every Friday for almost a year…you must be doing something right."

Emily laughed gently, "He tips well, brings me gifts and also makes it worth my while, what's not to like?"

"His penis for starters."

Emily rolled her eyes, "Just because you don't appreciate it, doesn't mean it's not good. Reid agrees with me, right?"

Reid blushed furiously, "You know it's not like that…"

All three of them laughed together as others began to file into the kitchen. The day for them began once the sun set and even though it was close to five many of them were just getting up.

A shrill voice soon interrupted the peaceful conversations, "Attention!"

Erin Strauss was in a classy business woman's outfit with a Bluetooth earpiece present in her left ear.

"Prentiss, Dave will be here tonight and he's bringing a friend. I expect all of you to show up and allow his friend to see the best this place has to offer." She eyed them all sternly, "That includes you Morgan."

Morgan huffed and folded his arms against his chest. "Yes ma'am."

"Good. Now get ready."

Rossi's driver opened the door and stepped back to let the two men out of the vehicle.

"I'll pick you up in the morning, sir."

Rossi nodded and the man drove off, leaving him and Aaron standing in front of what looked to be an old manor.

"Come on, Aaron. They'll be expecting us."

Hotch sighed in resignation as he followed Rossi up the stairs. The older man punched in a code by the arching gateway which swung open slowly after a moment and the two continued their way up the walkway.

"They'll do a line up for you and you just pick out the one you want for the night. Each of them has their own room and the place is a full service organization. Just ask and it'll be brought to you."

"…how long have you been going here, Dave?"

Dave gave Aaron a grin as the door was opened for them by a doorman, who welcomed them.

"Not long enough."

Most of the women had taken up the two couches that faced the doors that entered into the main room, each dolled up or wearing something to make her stand out from the others. They all knew about Prentiss's regular and was hoping a friend of his would be just as good. The males lined up behind and to the sides of the couches. Reid was wearing a simple button down shirt and a dark pair of jeans and almost looked invisible next to Morgan, who was shirtless and showing off his arm tattoos.

"I bet it's another old fart…just like Rossi, huh Reid?"

"…maybe…"

The two men walked into the room and you could hear most of the females hold their breath. Rossi's friend was handsome with a chiseled jaw and stern face. His hair looked soft even though everything about him screamed hard and Reid felt his heart skip a beat.

"Look at that suit. Bet you he goes for JJ."

Reid looked over at JJ, who was sitting next to Prentiss with a red dress on. She really did look beautiful and Rossi's friend practically screamed straight. Strauss wasted no time in bustling up to Rossi's friend and the two spoke for a moment, undoubtedly going over the rules.

"Welcome Mr…"

"Please, just call me Hotch."

"Well…Hotch, welcome to my manor as you can see we have a variety of selection and nearly everything to suit your tastes. You will need to use protection and we do charge by the hour but as I understand, Dave will be taking care of your bill this evening. Now, please, feel free to browse and take your pick."

Hotch approached the men and women and was relieved to see that they were all in good shape and clean, unlike the street walkers he was used to seeing. They all greeted him as he walked in front of them, each doing something to try and gain his favor. He almost couldn't stand to see how desperate some of them were for his attention. He spotted a pretty blonde and she smiled warmly at him which he returned with a curt nod. He continued his walk down the line, wondering for a moment if he should even pick anyone at all. He was about to turn back and tell Dave his answer when he spotted a slim young man with almost captivating honey colored eyes. Their gazes met for a moment and the younger man looked away but Hotch had already made his decision.

"Him."

Rossi looked taken aback at Hotch's choice, clearly not expecting him to go for a man but Strauss already began to clear the room and Emily had swayed her way over to Rossi to wrap her arm around his.

"Your friend has good tastes." She told him as they watched Reid lead Hotch up the spiral staircase to his third floor room. "They'll have a great time."

"I'm sure they will." Rossi agreed before leaning over to kiss Prentiss deeply. She smiled into the kiss and took Rossi's hand and the two walked away to her room.

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