AN: Hey, guys. Sorry for the incredibly long window between updates. I just got my laptop back so they should be regular now!
Kurt Hummel: Really, Mr. Schue? Le Freak? That is practically... ancient!
- Mercedes Jones: Like Gold Digger is any better? What decade are we in? The 90's?
- Kurt Hummel: I couldn't agree more.
- Rachel Berry: I have an idea, guys!
- Mercedes Jones: Let me stop you right there, girl. This performance is not going to be about you.
- - Finn Hudson, Artie Abrams, Tina Cohen-Chang, and two others like this.
Rachel Berry: Finn! Why did you like that comment?
- Finn Hudson: Accidental slip of the mouse?
- - Artie Abrams likes this.
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Mercedes Jones: Okay, guys. We all have to agree, Gold Digger is better than Le Freak. But it's still not good enough.
- Artie Abrams: I agree, girl. We need some modern tunes up in here.
- Kurt Hummel: Mercedes is right! Mr. Schuester needs to hear us out!
- - Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry, and 1 other person like this.
- Mercedes Jones: Of course I'm right!
- Rachel Berry: FELLOW GLEE CLUBBERS, I HAVE AN IDEA.
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Finn Hudson: It's our first performance tomorrow... I'm kinda nervous. I've only sang in the shower.
- Rachel Berry: You'll do fantastic, Finn! You've got me with you.
- Quinn Fabray: RaPaul. I'm pretty sure I've said something about you speaking to Finn.
- Rachel Berry: Actually, Quinn. If you'd look at our previous conversations, you'll notice that you haven't said anything of the
sort. The internet is made for interacting.
- Santana Lopez: Maybe it's just me... but I'm getting a wanky vibe from Berry's statement. ;)
- - Noah 'Puck' Puckerman likes this.
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Hot.
- Quinn Fabray: Not funny. Both of you. Go make out somewhere else and leave us alone.
- Santana Lopez: Normally I'd put you in your place, Blondie. But Puckerman's lips are exactly what I want for dinner tonight.
So I'll let it slide. You in, Noah?
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Sure thing, San. Be at your place in ten.
- Brittany Pierce: ten wat puck? Whos place? can I com?
- Santana Lopez: Sure, Britts. Come over to my house.
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: HOT!
- - Finn Hudson, Artie Abrams, Mike Chang, and 3 others like this.
- Quinn Fabray: Gross.
~~~GLEE~~~
Kurt Hummel: I don't get why Schuester is so upset? We nailed Push It!
- Mercedes Jones: You were great, Kurt!
- Rachel Berry: Almost as good as me, Kurt!
- Mercedes Jones: Oh, can it, white girl. You weren't the brightest star. For once.
- Finn Hudson: Guys, back off of Rachel. She was great.
- Rachel Berry: Aw! You're very caring, Finn.
- Mercedes Jones: Didn't your girl say not to talk to Rachel, Finn?
- Finn Hudson: Right. Yeah. Whoops.
~~~GLEE~~~
Quinn Fabray: This is not okay.
- - Santana Lopez, Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, and two other people like this.
- Santana Lopez: Agreed. That sex fest with Berry and Finn was disgusting. And that's coming from me. Got a plan?
- Quinn Fabray: Yes, in fact. Get Brittany and come over to my house. I have a plan.
~~~GLEE~~~
Quinn Fabray is now connected with Artie Abrams, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mercedes Jones, Kurt Hummel, and Rachel Berry.
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Santana Lopez is now connected with Artie Abrams, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mercedes Jones, Kurt Hummel, and Rachel Berry.
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Brittany Pierce is now connected with Artie Abrams, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mercedes Jones, Kurt Hummel, and Rachel Berry.
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Kurt Hummel to Quinn Fabray: Welcome to Glee Club, Quinn. You too, Santana Lopez and Brittany Pierce.
- Rachel Berry: Excuse me? Quinn has joined Glee Club? MY Glee Club?
- Kurt Hummel: Okay, first. Stop commenting on my things. And second, yes.
- Quinn Fabray: Hello, Rachel Boobless. I have some interesting news for you.
- - Noah 'Puck' Puckerman likes this.
- Rachel Berry: What?
- Quinn Fabray: Mr. Schuester has given me the lead in Don't Stop Believing.
- Rachel Berry: That... That has to be a mistake! I'll be talking to him immediately tomorrow morning!
~~~GLEE~~~
Rachel Berry: It... wasn't a mistake. I don't get the solo...
- - Quinn Fabray likes this.
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Private Message: Rachel Berry to Finn Hudson.
Rachel Berry: Greetings, Finn. I was wondering if you would perhaps participate in an afternoon rehearsal with me tomorrow? In the auditorium?
Finn Hudson: Uh, sure. That's cool. Meet you there?
Rachel Berry: Yes.
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Rachel Berry: I hope that everyone enjoyed my Take a Bow performance. I meant. Every. Single. Word.
- Finn Hudson: …
- Rachel Berry: Please refrain from commenting on my posts any further. Your... girlfriend... wouldn't like it.