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(Text convo between Conan and Heiji)

H: Hey, man, can u pick me up, my monthly cycle crashed along side the road

C: ur what

H: Monthly cycle

C: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA okay sure

H: Dude this isnt funny

C: Hell ya it is

H: Monthly cycle crashes r serious, I think I broke my leg

H: Oh crap, i meant motor cycle

C: Sure

H: JUST PICK ME UP

C: all right, all right

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C: Can't talk Heiji, in pursuit of a mumbler

H: There's nothing wrong with being a mumbler

C: MURDERER, damn it, I hate auto correct

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H: Well I really dodged that bucket

C: I think the saying is dodged the bullet

H:...How did they get bucket out of bullet

C: It's auto correct, who knows

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C: So hows ur leg

H: better, they put it in a spit

C: Which hospital did you go to again

H: *rereads text* You know I meant splint right?

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H: So ticked

C: what

H: Kazuha bitched my hair in my sleep

C: she did what now

H: bitched

H: BLEACHED!

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H: Hey, r u still goin to the bitch with us

C: Idk were ur goin, but were goin to the beach

H: thats what i said

C: no you didnt

H: CRAP! okay yeah, I meant beach

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C: Meet you at the condom

H: O.o the were now?

C: Condom

C: Condom

C: CONDO

H: epic rail

H: FAIL

A/N: so there's a website called 'Damn you auto correct' were this kind of thing happens all the time. Hope you liked it!