A/N: Hey people! I'm Melissa but you can call me Effie. I know what your thinking WHO THE HECK ARE YOU? AND MELISSA IS SO FAR FROM EFFIE. For starters I'm new here and this is my second fanfic , my nickname is Effie because I want it to be. This story was inspired by the story Godbook by THEGODDESSATHENA from PJO Fandom and our very own TRIBAL GIRL thought I won't be doing the same thing as her.
Disclaimer: I don't own the 39 Clues, but if I become a bazillionare in the future I might own it. I also do not own Facebook and Cliqueme(which is basically part of the 39clues).
CLIQUEME: DAN CAHILL
DAN: Hey People! Let me present THE REASONS WHY NINJAS ARE COOLER THAN GIRLS(ESPECIALLY YOUR SISTERS)
-Ninjas are awesome. 'Nuff said.
-Ninjas do not have high pitched squeals (You don't see them screaming when they see their crushes -er do Ninjas even have crushes? o.O)
-Ninjas are not touchy and do not cry a lot.
-Ninjas aren't attracted to certain Cobras. (ehem, ehem)
-Ninjas don't go around torturing their little brothers into going to libraries and dusty old museums.
-Ninjas aren't know-it-all red heads.
-Ninjas don't wear designer clothes and looks like an angel.
-Ninja's don't force feed weird food from places all over the world.
-Ninjas don't hold you upside down and let you drop head first. (ok maybe they do but they're still awesome)
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Hamilton Holt: Amen!
Amy Cahill: I don't torture you and the other one was none of your business.
Ian Kabra: I agree with you love.
Amy Cahill: Don't call me love!
Dan Cahill: Call her library geek.
Sinead Starling: Hey! I'm an Ekat of course I know a lot and besides my hair is auburn.
Hamilton Holt: And smells like strawberries.
Dan Cahill: What the- Hammer?
Hamilton Holt: o.O awkward.
Sinead Starling: My gosh.
Natalie Kabra: Thank you for the compliment Daniel.
Nellie Gomez: Kiddo, you are so dead!
Madison Holt: Whatever we're still stronger than you.
Reagan Holt: And Ham? we're so telling dad.
DAN: COBRA! it's Dan not Daniel. What am I some prissy rich kid who lives in London? oh I forgot you're that prissy rich kid who lives in England. My bad.
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Ian Kabra: It's Kabra you git.
Natalie Kabra: We're still calling you Daniel, Daniel.
Dan Cahill: It's worse than before! now you called me Daniel twice!
Natalie Kabra: Ha-Ha! Daniel, Daniel.
Dan Cahill: Not cool, you should commit seppuku
Natalie Kabra: What's that Daniel, Daniel?
Sinead Starling: Ninja suicide by cutting your stomach
Dan Cahill: Know it all -_-
DAN: I just ate Burittos and man, I ain't feel good.
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Amy Cahill: Explains the smell
Dan Cahill: Shhhh!
Nick Santos: Told you Burittos are cool!
Alistair Oh: You have very nice taste Daniel
Dan Cahill: I didn't eat Oh's Burittos, I ate Mr. McFry's Burittos.
Eisenhower Holt: Taco man just got pwned.
Alistair Oh: Pardon me but may you spit them out?
Dan Cahill: No
Alistair Oh: SPIT THEM OUT!
Dan Cahill: NEVER :P
Jonah Wizard ► Dan Cahill: Yo, wassup? what I miss? Just got back from Tokyo!
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JapaneseFangirl453: JONAH! YOU DID NOT MISS THINGS! *faints*
AmericanFangirl12: OMG! ILOVEYOUWILLYOUMARRYME? :*
Dan Cahill: apparently the Japanese girl is correct "U DID NOT MISS THINGS"
Jonah Wizard: Ok cuz! :D
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DAN: just defeated Hikamura Nakamura in Ninja WARZ! I am amazing.
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Nick Santos: AWESOME! Hikamura is like so hard to beat
Carter Mcarthy: Totally but Ninja Gaiden is cooler.
Nick Santos: no it's not
Carter Mcarthy: Yes it is
Dan Cahill: as long as there's NINJA in the game it's cool
Nick Santos: Yeah
Carter Mcarthy: agreed
Chloe Kim: Whatever, Dan Cahill you so in trouble right now. I saw you stealing Michael Kim's twinkie again. USING THE FORCE!
Dan Cahill: Party Pooper!
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Dan Cahill: What's up Atticus?
Atticus Rosenbloom: The sky, which is partly made up of oxygen and nitrogen
Ian Kabra: You must be joking.
Amy Cahill: I think he's not.
Sinead Starling: It's true! the other percent are other gases such as hydrogen etc.
Dan Cahill: *facepalm*
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Dan Cahill ► Crazee Collectors: Hey does anybody have the Katana I need? I'm tired of Kitchen Cutlery.
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Dan Cahill: Thanks Chowder.
Chowder: You're welcome
Panini: *screams*
Chowder: I'm not your boyfriend!
James Pinkerton: You can't! you're still on student probation after the Mascot heads incident.
Dan Cahill: aw man!
DAN: KRAFTY KITTY ONLINE YOU MAKE ME PUKE!
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Hamilton Holt: Mom has tons of those annoying porcelain cats.
Dan Cahill: Yeah, I got in trouble and was called a juvenile delinquent
Saladin: Mrrp.
Dan Cahill: No, not you Saladin buddy.
Saladin: Mrrp.
Dan Cahill: Ok
Dan Cahill is now offline and left this message: CAHILLS! the great DAN-O shall now have a Ninja Nap. Peace!
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A/N: So didja like it? I hope you did! sorry if it's not funny enough but I don't seem to have inspiration. REVIEW! CC is greatly appreciated! Do suggest things for me to improve.
WANTED: Do you want to be featured? Up next is Amy's CliqueMe page so please suggest good statutes for her!
QUESTION/S:
1.)What time is this? it is after the clue hunt and before the Medusa Plot
2.)The Characters seem to be a bit OC: Sorry! I'm new do suggest how I can make them In Character.
3.)Where did you get this stuff? from CliqueMe of course.
SO YEAH BYE! - Effie