United States of Hetalia Productions

Based off a joke in my other fanfic. I don't own Hetalia.

"I now call this Magic Club meeting to order."

England stood at the podium. Romania was playing around with his hat. Norway was staring boredly at England.

"What spell are we going to use today?" Norway asked.

Romania grinned. "Can we use the shape shifting spell again?"

Norway and England gave him blank stares. "No."

"Aww."

"Can we use the anti-idiot spell?" Norway asked.

"No, Norway. That made Denmark worse. I propose... time travel."

Norway and Romania's eyes widened. "Time travel...?"

"Yes. It requires three people to use the spell. What time do you want to go to?"

"Before Facebook."

"Before cellphones with tracking on them."

"Just before the Spanish Inquisition."

"British Empire... British Empire..."

"Vikings...vikings...vikings..."

"I have nothing to chant... nothing to chant... D:"

"Let's just go to the time America did that prank on me after the world meeting in 1967." England decided.

"Fine." Norway and Romania responded.

The three chanted the spell and a circle of light surrounded them.

Suddenly they were in front of the English government building where they hold meetings in England. The three time-travelers strolled through the hallways.

Romania noticed a random politician guy trip, spilling all his papers. So, like the nice person he was, Romania helped him gather all his papers with a 'Let me help you with that~'. However, he didn't notice the fact that he put the documents about Sealand on top.

"Here you go."

"T-Thank you, Mr. Romania..." And the politician ran off.

By the time Romania returned to the other two magic users, the trap above the door America had set up was already gone.

"Where were you?"

"I was helping one of your men pick up papers, England. So clumsy. Were you expecting something bad to happen?"

"... I shouldn't answer that. Let's go."

So they time-warped back to their time and...

"Uh... guys?" Norway asked.

"What?"

"Why is the house floating? In the middle of the sea?"

"WHAT?" England ran over to the window. "BLOODY HELL! THIS WAS MY SUMMER HOME! WHY THE HELL IS IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLOODY OCEAN?"

"Maybe we should ask the guys in the castle on the platform." Romania offered.

"What castle?"

Romania pointed at the big-ass, shiny castle sitting on the platform in the middle of the ocean. "That one."

They got a boat (which was in front of England's house for some reason) and rowed up to the stairs. They knocked onto the door of the castle.

"YOU MAY ENTER, DESU YO!"

England facepalmed. "Oh please tell me this castle doesn't belong to-"

The gigantic double doors opened. There was a long hallway, a throne, and a kid wearing a royal cape.

"BOW BEFORE PRINCE SEALAND, DESU YO!"

"PRINCE?"

"Yeah, don't you remember? One of your politic-guys gave the Parliament a paper that made me a country, desu yo~. Then I took over the world~."

"Then why is my country UNDERWATER?"

"Duh. Sea-land."

Norway and England glared at Romania. "You idiot."

So they went back in time, again, and made it to the moment where Romania was about to help the politician.

"Let me help you with tha-" WHAM.

Suddenly the past-Romania was stuck in a dog-pile while the confused politician scrambled up his papers and ran.

...

"And that, Austria, is what happened last time." Norway finished.

Austria stared at Norway and England then facepalmed.

"I knew I shouldn't have asked."

Me: Yeah, here's the explanation of the joke from chapter... 13 of 'It's Raining Women'. I got bored and decided to type it out.

Sealand: I like that time-line, desu yo!

Me: Review~.