Disclaimer: Um... Raise your hand if you think I own Hetalia? Okay? no one? Not one?

1.) Belarus is not allowed to try and marry Russia.
2.) That us called incest and it is frowned upon in most countries.
3.) Is not allowed to look up laws about incest in Russia.
4.) Belarus is not allowed to break Russia's door.
5.) That was the third one this week.
6.) Belarud is not allowed to be a creep.
7.) She is not creepy, just misunderstood, da?
8.) ...he has a point, Russia.
9.) I know.
10.) Belarus is not allowed to raoe Russia.
11.) How did you top him? Do you know how long I've been trying to do that?
12.) Belarus is not allowed to explain this.
13.) Belarus is not allowed to chop off Florida.
14.) Seriously bro, I need that!
15.) His hand gets lonely, da?
16.) Belarus is not allowed to break Lithuania.
17.) That is Russia's job.
18.) Belarus is not allowed to hide in Russia's shower.
19.) He is now afraid of water thanks to you.
20.) Belarus is not allowed to write fanfictions about Russia.
21.) Or send them to him.
22.) Or Pass them out at world meetings.
23.) Belarus is not allowed to threaten Ukraine.
24.) She is not trying to steal away Russia from you.
25.) Not everyone digs the incest, dude.
26.) Belarus is not allowed to call Ukraine a big chested bimbo.
27.) Just cuz you're kinda flat...
28.) I swear that was Ukraine, not America!
29.) Belarus is not allowed to burn all of Ukraine's bras.
30.) It's hard enough keeping these things under control!
31.) Seriously, maybe your hatred isn't about Russia.
32.) Belarus is not allowed to name her underwear Russia.
33.) Once again, we're worried.
34.) Belarus is not allowed to ruin Liechtenstein's innocence.
35.) I think she could take Switzerland actually.
36.) Belarus is not allowed to try and seduce Russia.
37.) Guy's as gay as a bag of sparkly unicorn dicks.
38.) Or Spain.
39.) Gay as Italy Ukraine.
40.) Both of you be quiet, da?
41.) Belarus is not allowed to photoshop the heads of Russia's crushes on a picture of a corpse.
42.) Which looks very similar to Lithuania actually.
43.) Has anybody seen him recently?
44.) *panics*
45.) *shrugs*
46.) Belarus is not allowed to spam Russia's facebook wall.
47.) Marry me written three hundred and eight times makes us fear for your sanity.
48.) What sanity?
49.) Belarus is not allowed to send out wedding invitations to other nations.
50.) WE ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED!