I do not own Hetalia. Female Alfred=Allie. This is in Allie's Point Of View.

I Ignore Them

By waterrain

Most of my friends are boys,

Some people think I must be fucking one of them,

But I'm a firm believer in marriage before sex.

Seriously,

I do not want to risk getting pregnant,

I do not want to risk some kind of sexually transmitted disease.

Plus in all of the horror movies that I have watched while having my kitten named Tony by my side,

The peeps that are screwing or had sex with somebody usually ends up being killed,

So yeah sex equals death and I don't plan on dying anytime soon.

I ignore certain silly peeps that say that it is impossible for a girl to have several guy friends without doing anything sexual with them.

Some girls tell me that my outfit is too showy and a couple said that I look like a slut,

But I don't care because the weather is hot and I'm not going to die of heat stroke.

A couple of boys use to tell me that they want to see my wonderland,

I ignored them because I don't want to risk getting into trouble for beating the shit out of them,

So I punched a wall and broke my hand.

A couple of days later those boys did not look at me,

They looked really beat up,

I asked them what happened and they looked at each other,

Those boys were about to say something,

But then Ivan walked by them and those boys raced away for some reason.

I try to ignore Ivan,

But he is speaking Russian and I got no idea what the fuck he is saying to me.

All I know is that he is smiling, giggling, and tilting his head.

I think something is wrong with him and I don't think any famous medical person can fix him.

Ivan is the only one that really get's under my skin and makes me think being sentenced to a life time jail might be worth it,

He annoys the hell out of me and my stomach feels odd around him.

I don't understand Ivan,

When he talks to me that violet eyed bastard only speaks in Russian,

He is always smiling and giggling at me!

I try to ignore him, but it does not work.

It is not a crime to be friends with the opposite sex,

But yet a few girls and boys act as if it is a crime that nearly all of my friends are boys.

If I was a dude then they wouldn't kick up such a big fuss about almost all of my friends are boys,

But I bet they would find a problem with it if I didn't have a girlfriend and believe that I must be a homosexual for not having one.

I'm being a hero by not beating the hell out of them for being such jackasses to me,

I have some pretty violent thoughts,

But it is not like I'll act on them because they are not worth getting life in prison unlike Ivan.

So I ignore them,

I ignore them because their words mean to nothing to me.

I know I'm not having sex,

I know that I'm not a slut,

I know that I'm not a whore.

I decided to invest in earplugs and they are well worth the money,

It makes ignoring them and pretending they do not exist so much easier,

They are not worth my time.

I will enjoy my life,

I will enjoy eating hamburgers,

I will enjoy drinking awesome cola,

I will enjoy spending time with my friends.

I ignore the people that call me rude names,

They are nothing expect bullies that have nothing better to do in life.

I'm going to join the military,

I'm going to go to college,

Years and years from now,

I might become President Of The United States of America,

But that is in the far away future and stuff.

So when I'm a Senior and stuff,

For my year book quote it will be "One day I might become your President."-Allie F Jones.

Fuck yeah,

President Jones The Most Awesome President In The Whole Entire World.

I'm pretty sure that I'll get a happy ending because I'm a hero and the only ones that get sad endings are the Tragic Hero's,

I'm not a Tragic Hero so I will get a pretty happy ending.

Please Review and Thank You. Here's are some questions you can answer if you want and stuff ^_^

Who do you think beat up the boys that made the comment to Allie about wanting to see her Wonderland?

What is the name of Allie's Kitten?

What would you do if Allie became President?

What did you think of Allie's year-book quote?

Can you picture one of your peers becoming President?

What do you think was Allie's #1 Reason for wanting to wait until after marriage to have sex?