YO KAMAKASIE HERE AS I SAID BEFORE THE FIRST TWO CHAPTERS ARE COPY AND PASTED AND AGAIN I WOULD LIKE TO THANK KYUUBIKITSUNE23 FRO ALLOWING ME TO CONTINUE THE NEXT CHAPTERS!AND I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS DOWN THEERE IN THE AUTHORS NOTES BUT THE NEXT SONG I WILL BE WRITING MYSELF WILL BE 'IM ON A BOAT'
AN: hey guys it's me again. Now I went over the reviews and some asked that I do some more songs so I will be adding on to the story. And for the next few chapters I will be doing these songs next the creep, a three-way and Jack Sparrow. Also I'm going to be working On the Black XAntibody Tamers As much as I can so I will need a beta to look over the story and if someone wants to help me on the story as well that would really help. So with that said let's get to the story.
Disclaimer: I don't Own Naruto nor do I own the Lonely Island or their songs.
Chapter 2 The Creep
XXX (Konoha) XXX
Tsunade was having a very bad day. Reason being the council had watched the music video Naruto and Gaara had made and were asking to kick Naruto from the force for embarrassing Konoha. All so she had to deal with two of the three Suna siblings questioning here why Gaara was with Naruto. All she could do was sigh before returning back to her paperwork or known as the bane of all Kage's.
'Who ever created this torture call paperwork needs to hanged.' She thought while glaring at the stack of paper that was she was pretty sure was laughing at her. Just then a knock was heard coming from the window behind her.
So turning around in her seat to see what was only to see someone she would have never excepted to see. It was Jiraiya who was looking at her with a very sheepishly.
"Hey hime you mind opening the window." Tsunade just kept looking at him for about a minute before moving to the window and opening. "Why thank you hime!" Jiraiya said happily only when he entered the office was he decked in the face by Tsunade's fist and sent flying through a wall.
Jiraiya could only try to pull himself from the wall and try to calm Tsunade down to at least tell him why she did that. "What was that for Hime?"
Tsunade just walked over to him before prying him out the wall then started to shake him violently while yelling at him. "You know damn well why I'm mad you Perverted toad. I saw that Music video of that song he and Gaara made. You turned My Little Naru-chan in to a god damn pervert!"
"Wait Tsu-hime Naruto's not a pervert." Jiraiya said trying to get himself out of trouble. "The kid was bored so he and that Gaara kid started to come up with some song Ideas for fun. But then fun became professional for the two."
Tsunade stopped shaking Jiraiya to death to listen wait he had said. "Wait let me get this straight he made that song because he was bored?" Jiraiya just nodded before Tsunade started speaking again. "Why is he creating songs when he should be training? For a matter of fact why was he bored in the first place when he could be training like should have been?" Jiraiya looked sheepish when she said which made her narrow her eyes. "You have been training him right Jiraiya?" She asked in a very deadly voice.
"Um that's just the thing Hime he's learned everything I could teach him for about the first year of his training."
"Then what has he been learning this year?" she questioned.
"Well that's just it he's just been making songs with Gaara."
Tsunade was deathly quiet and was staring at him with a very intense look which was making him feel uncomfortable. That's when Tsunade began to crack her knuckles before balling her hand into a fist. But before she could hit him, Jiraiya began to speak again.
"Wait before you pound me into the ground there's a reason I'm here." He said trying to buy himself some extra time before dying.
"What's that then Jiraiya?" She asked in a very deadly tone if she didn't like what he was going to say she was going to kill him.
"I need every Suiton and Katon Jutsu Scrolls we have in Konoha and Naruto Needs your help."
That made stop in her place. "Why do you need those scrolls and why does Naruto need me?"
Jiraiya just sighed in relief that he was safe (For now) before he began to talk again. "Well I'm going to write all of them down so Naruto can learn them and Naruto needs your help with a new music video he and Gaara are making." Tsunade could only nod her head for she understood why he would need the scrolls but why Naruto would need her help with a music video she had no idea.
"Fine I'll get the scrolls so you can copy them down." She said before continuing. "And as for Naruto needing my help I'll see what I can do." Jiraiya just nodded his head before walking over to the Plasma TV in her office and turning it on. Tsunade just looked at with a raised eyebrow before talking. "What are you doing Jiraiya?"
"Naruto and Gaara are going to be on soon with a new song. So you might want to call his friends and tell them to come here to see it."
Tsunade just nodded her head before she called her secretary call for teams 7-10 and the two Suna Nin. It took about twenty minutes for them to get to the office.
"Now that everyone here it seems Naruto and Gaara made another music video which should be on soon." Tsunade said as if answering their entire question as to why they were there.
"It better not be perverted like the last one was." Said Sakura who looked pissed just thinking about the video.
Kankuro looked at her as if she was Stupid. "Are you kidding that was such a badass song." Kiba just nodded his head before laughing just thinking about the song. When he had gotten home that day he could hear him mother and sister laughing in the next room. So when he went to go check on them he saw they were also watching the video as well.
"Shh everyone it's on." Jiraiya said before pointing to the TV.
XXX (TV) XXX
A TV appeared with Jiraiya's head before he started to talk
[Jiraiya]
Hey, I'm Jiraiya no Gama and this is...
The Creep.
The scene then switches to Naruto and Gaara in a club creeping up two some girls while wearing identical suits with grey ties. They also had their hair slicked to the left of the heads and they also had what looked like pencil mustaches.
[Naruto/Gaara]
When you're out in the club and you see a fly girl!
Do the Creep! (Hah!)
Do the Creep! (Hah!)
And if you wanna make friends at the ATM!
Do the Creep! (Hoo!)
Do the Creep! (Hah!)
[Naruto]
Well, we got a new dance so get up on your feet!
It's real easy to do, and it's called 'The Creep'!
Let your hands flap around like a Marionette!
Pop your knees up and down, sh-sh-shaking your neck!
[Gaara]
Now pull your waistband up like you expectin' a flood!
And slick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud!
Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers!
Put this in your speakers; you a certified creeper!
Naruto and Gaara are then seen at beach walking up two a woman that looked like she was sun bathing. The scene after that showed the two sitting in a tree watching a woman walk out of the bathroom.
[Naruto/Gaara]
When you see a country peach, laying out at the beach!
Do the Creep! (Hah!)
Do the Creep! (Hah!)
And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree!
Do the Creep! (Hoo!)
Do the Creep! (Hah!)
[Naruto]
I was six years old when I started creepin'!
My parents took it to their room and I started peepin'!
You can't imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads!
And saw my little ass creepin' at the foot of the bed!
[Gaara]
Yeah they knew I was a creep, since the day I was born!
Poppin' out my momma like some kettle corn!
Yeah the doctor caught my head and he started freakin'!
'Cause I came out clean - and I came out creepin'!
[Naruto/Gaara]
Karin,
Karin,
Karin, Karin, Karin
Karin!
The next scene showed a girl with red and wearing the same cloths a Naruto and Gaara walking into locker before closing. The room the girl was in began to fill with attractive men who began take off their shirts.
[Karin]
When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys' locker room!
Hide deep inside - it was my little creep stalker room!
As they disrobed, I was oogling and oggling!
Little did they know, that for me, they were modeling!
And I would laugh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha!
And they would dance,
[Naruto/Gaara]
La-la-la-la-la-la-la la!
[Karin]
So pop-pop-pop your peeper!
And tweak out your sneakers!
Don't sleep, come on get your Creep on with me!
[Naruto/Gaara]
Go on, get to sweatin' off a bride at her wedding!
Do the Creep! (Hah!)
And do the Creep! (Hah!)
[Karin]
And when you sneak into a wake, and you see a beefcake!
Do the Creep! (Hoo!)
And do the Creep! (Hah!)
[Naruto/Gaara]
And when the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body!
Do the Creep! (Hah!)
Do the Creep! (Hah!)
[Karin]
So, get your knees flexin, and your arms T-rexin'!
[Naruto/Gaara/Karin]
And Creep! (Hoo!)
Do the Creep! (Hah!)
A TV then appeared with Jiraiya's head in it.
[Jiraiya]
And don't forget to smile!
XXX (Konoha) XXX
Kankuro and Kiba were on the ground holding their sides laughing like maniacs. Tsunade was Strangling Jiraiya while yelling he did turn Naruto it to a Pervert. Everyone else was just watching Tsunade kill Jiraiya before they heard a sound from the TV.
"Hey is this thing on?" A voice rang out. Everyone including Tsunade and Jiraiya turned to the TV and were surprised to see Naruto and Gaara on their.
"It Is Uzumaki!" Gaara said
"Thanks Gaara." Naruto said to his partner who just nodded. "Hey there elemental Nation Naruto Uzumaki here with my friend Gaara no Sabaku." The camera then turned to Gaara who just gave a nodded before it turned back to Naruto. "Now I know a lot of people out there think Gaara and I are perverts well I'm just going to say that's all bullshit. We made this video to make fun of my Sensei and the Biggest Super Pervert in the World. That's right I'm talking about Jiraiya of the Sannin. That perverted old bastard was supposed to be training but ditches me go look at women in hot springs for his so called research. So as a request to every civilian and shinobi out I want you all to start calling that old bastard Ero-sennin from now on. Put that in your bingo books if you can too. So with that said Ja Ne."
And after that the TV Screen went blank. Everyone looked towards Jiraiya who was wide eyed from what Naruto had just told all the Nations.
A loud cry then filled the streets of Konoha.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The end
AN: Ah that was fun to make. Now I was being serious that I need a beta and someone to help me With the Black XAntibody Tamers. So if you want just message me please. Also please review. With That I'm out so JA NE!
WHEN I FIRST HEARD THESE SONGS I LOLED BUT WHEN I SAW THESE TWO CHAPTERS I LOLLED HARDER WELL NEXT IS MY OWN CHAPTER!