Title: The Devil who Charmed the Vampire.
Author: freakingcrups
Rating: PG
Pairing/s: Draco/Harry
Warnings: Mpreg
Word Count: 429 words
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. I do not make any profit from this story.
Summary: "Let's face it," Harry said with a sigh, "I just can't look good when I look like a whale." Written for Prompt #13 (Halloween Costume) for harrydracompreg at LiveJournal and prompt #1 ("Lets face it," ... said with a sigh, "I just can't ...") for hd_prompt at LiveJournal

The Devil who Charmed the Vampire

"Let's face it," Harry said with a sigh, "I just can't look good when I look like a whale."

"Mhm," Draco replied with a noncommittal noise. He circled Harry as he rubbed his chin, evaluating his husband's appearance. His Halloween costume was Draco's choice and Harry had no doubt he was admiring his 'brilliant eye for fashion.' The vampire outfit wasn't exactly something Harry would have chosen, but he had to admit, Draco looked mighty fine in the devil costume he chose for himself. It suited him and Harry wondered how long they would last before he chose to drag his husband somewhere quiet where they could shag. Damn Hermione and her Halloween party.

"Draco! A little comforting is required here," Harry exclaimed, raising his hands to wave them about, trying to break Draco out of his thoughtful state. "You don't agree to that sort of stuff!"

Draco smirked and halted in front of his husband. He wrapped his arms around his body and pulled him closer. Harry's belly was flushed against Draco's hard abs and it caused jealousy to well inside of Harry. There were so many things he missed about not being pregnant. His flat belly was just one of a long list.

"I'm sorry. You look more like a dolphin, you're not quite at the point of being a whale."

Harry growled and punched Draco on the arm, hard. He pushed away violently and turned his back. His arms crossed, Harry refused to look at Draco. He knew he was self-conscious of this body and yet he chose to tease him about it. "Yeah well, see how you like sleeping on the couch tonight. Not enough room in the bed with a dolphin."

Hands tugged at his robes and Harry growled, reaching behind to swat at them. He knew he wouldn't be able to push him away for long, Draco knew his weaknesses. Draco's arms wrapped around his body from behind and pulled his back against his chest.

"Harry, you know you look gorgeous. You're pregnant with my child and you could never look more beautiful to me than you do right now."

Harry couldn't fight back the smile that graced his face. He slowly turned on his heel and intertwined his arms around Draco's neck. "Charmer," he murmured into his ear, feeling a blush forming on his cheeks.

"Mhm, the devil who charmed the vampire." Draco placed a light kiss on Harry's cheek. "Think of this way, baby, you can be a vampire who drank far too much blood and got fat. Really fat."

"Draco!"