A crowd of both VOCALOID's and UTAU's cheer as Hatsune Miku, and Sukone Tei walk onto the stage, sneering at each other. They, and many other VOCALOIDS and UTAULOIDS had agreed to have a rap battle since they were bored. The first round was Tei V.S. Miku.

Tei scoffed at the sight of Miku, and began.

"Well, if it isn't the diva Hatsune girl;"

"the most famous of the two-year-old schmucks!"

"Your moves are only good for your little leek twirl;"

"here, I'll snap this one in half for four bucks!"

Miku swipes the leek out of Tei's hand and hugs it protectively, and responds.

"Silence, albino, let me teach you a word collection."

"Your rap is like your mouth, but lacking expression."

"Your eyes are red, but I can see right through you."

"Every time you flaunt about, loser's eyes follow you around;"

"while I'm busy working on my singing, as the top star in Crypton!"

"My skill surpasses yours!"

"It's like comparing the light we see, from the sun and stars."

Tei grits her teeth, and interrupts.

"Alright, you peasant, I see you mean business."

"I was giving you a present, but now you won't even live to see Christmas!"

"My taunts distract most of your friends, making it easier to finish them forever."

"To sing with those small titties, you need more milk than Luka and Meiko together!"

"You don't like my hair and eye tone? They'll be the last thing you see."

"You're always singing about little Kaito-kun, why not just admit to him? Gosh…"

"Is that diva attitude a game plan? I think your time frame is a little off margin."

"You'll become the princess of the world, not to mention a 20 year old virgin!"

At that remark, the UTAU's erupted in 'Oooh!'s while the VOCALOIDS growled.

Miku closed her eyes and attempted to drown out the voices.

Then she struck back.

"Pfft! You're one to talk, you mind-reading slut!"

"At least I choose right, while you chase banana butt!"

The VOCALOIDS had more 'Ooh!'s, but this time, one little shota growled.

Miku continued.

"You don't know with whom you're messin';"

"My brain is far beyond that white mop!"

"Teto is who I should be rap-battling;"

"Instead of a slut from a freakin' strip club!"

Tei punches in.

"That would be true, if you were winning; but right now, you are just whining!"

The crowd edges them on.

"At least you are currently sucking at something; as you will never be able to do a real cock fucking!"

The UTAU's started clapping to the rhythm.

"And now I bid you farewell, as you had enough of a beating;"

"So you better take care of that head-swell; before your brain starts over-heating!"

Most UTAU's were on their asses laughing.

Miku got furious at Tei, going into a rage.

"Silence, bitch! I should knock you out with a slap from my leek;"

"but that would send you crying to your stupid cross-dressing freak!" She let out without thinking.

Tei gasped. The crowd cleared in one spot to reveal a very pissed off Ritsu.

"Go ahead and vote!" Master declared. Tei hopped off the stage and started talking to Ritsu and the other UTAU's while Miku went back to the other VOCALOIDS, who patted her on the back and told her she did fine.

Who won?

Who's next?

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Note: A VOCALOID can go against another VOCALOID.

Haku, Dell, Neru, and others like them count as UTAULOIDS OR VOCALOIDS in this.

An UTAULOID can go against another UTAULOID.

Note: Loser VOCALOIDS or UTAULOIDS will be ELIMINATED from the competition. Winners can go again until they lose, or they win the competition.