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Warning: Major Bad Language
"Last time on Total Drama Action! We had a somewhat pirate themed challenge well two challenges. The first one being meaningless and the second one almost the same. Then our final two had a race to the aftermath studios where it ended in a tie. This time on TDAftermath we will be having a challenge Harold and Cody."Geoff recapped and explained.
The stage was transformed to make it look like the grammy stage in 2010.
"Here we go, he came into the game at the halfway point and was mauled by a bear in season 1 showing that he was capable of more he made it to the final two here he is Cody!"Bridgette yelled as Cody stands there in black on black converse,black cargo jeans,white wife beater with a black beanie and his pants are to big and you can see a glimpse of gray boxers.
"And here he is, he switched votes, was the last one voted off before the merge and had a rough time at the Playa De Losers, here he is Harold!"Geoff yelled as Harold showed up beside Cody on the stage with a dark blue wife beater,denim jeans, and a pair of black converse.
"Okay guys since we brought back the audience we thought we should do something first with you two singing ready guys?"Bridgette asked.
"Yeah, eh!"Ezekiel's voice came back from behind a set of drums, Geoff was standing to the right of the drumset with a guitar and Duncan was standing on the left with a bass and Trent in the front with a guitar.
I'm Gonna Be Famous
Cody:
Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind
Harold:
You asked me what I wanted to be
And I know what I'm gonna be
Trent,Duncan,Geoff,Ezekiel:
I'm gonna be famous
Ezekiel:
I'm gonna live close to the sun
Duncan:
So pack your bags cuz I've already won
Geoff:
Everything to prove nothing in my way
Trent:
I've gotten there today
Trent,Duncan,Geoff,Ezekiel
Cause I'm gonna be famous
na na na na na na na na na na na na na
I'm gonna be yes I'm gonna be yes I-yes I- yes I'm gonna be famous!
Harold:
Famous is what I want to be, never, ever, ever gonna go down to the bottom of the sea
Cody:
Whoops too late ya already hit rock bottom I'ma win this crap you ain't gonna win this rap
Harold:
Shut up midget I don't need no dirt you might wanna be a hatin' hater but I'm gonna be famous
Cody:
You callin' me a midget! Don't hate to sweetest rappper in the world and let me tell ya somethin'
Ilearnedhowtofuckin'rhymesogoodbecausemyfuckin'brainsgotfuckin'blownoutbyafuckin'assapplewithamu'fuckin'machinegun!
(I learned how to fuckin' rhyme so good because my fuckin' brains got fuckin' blown out by a fuckin' assapple with a mu'fuckin' machine gun)
Then the song ended.
"And now for the first challenge!"Bridgette said as the two finalists went up to the front of the stage and the three peanut gallery guys walked over to the rest of the peanut gallery in the audience and Geoff walked up to the finalists and Bridgette.
"Actually, Bridge since they out lasted everybody I wanted to let the peanut gallery vote for the winner in this port-o-potty."Geoff said and Bridgette looked up at her boyfriend.
"Okay, I guess that works and since they audience is here they can vote too, but theirs won't count."Bridgette said.
"Okay."
Port-O-Potty
Ezekiel: "Eh, I don't know who to pick eh, but Cody has been mean this season so I vote for Harold to win."
Heather: "As IF I'm going to let you know who I pick!"
DJ: "I'm going to say Cody."
Gwen: "It's hard, I always thought of Cody as a little annoying brother and Harold has proven himself a good competitor and Cody didn't even qualify for TDA but I'm going to have to say Cody."
Noah: "I'm NOT gay! So for that reason and the reason that I ACCIDENTILLY kissed Cody and the reason that I still have bruises from the comeback challenge! So I pick Harold. FUCK YOU!"
Izzy: "Noah rants a lot dosen't he? Well of course I'm going to vote for Cody to win!"
As Izzy walked out of the port o potty and Owen ran inside with green gas coming from his butt and Izzy's sour look on her face she saw a handsome (but to her not as handsome to her current boyfriend) face looking at her. He was wearing a red jacket-like shirt on top of a white short sleeve shirt, dark green jeans and brown boots, his skin color was a color a little darker than Courtney's and he had long brown hair and green eyes, and lastly to top it off he had little silver hoop earrings in his ears.
"My God you're gorgous!"Izzy muttered to herself.
"Yes, yes I am senorita."The man said.
"What's your name?"Izzy asked.
"Tell me your's first."The man smirked deviously as Izzy told her name.
"Well Izzy I've got to go since I'm an intern for Christian."The man said as he walked off.
Sierra: "I snuck my way in here, isn't it amazing! Anyways I vote for Cody to win, duh!And Owen used this didn't he?"
Tyler: "So, I guess I'll vote for Harold?"
Half Of the Others vote for Harold and the other half for Cody.
"So, the votes are in, L-I-N-D-S-A-Y's ddosen't count since they didn't say the right name for their vote."Geoff said.
"Ugh, why dosen't Trent's vote count!"Lindsay yelled from the audience while pointing at her sporty (More like sucky (at sports) boyfriend) boyfriend.
"And, who the HELL is this 'Sierra' girl!"Geoff yelled as the Cody-stalker slid down in her seat two rows behind the peanut gallery.
"Well Cody and Harold come up to the stage."Geoff said as Harold and Cody were guided out by Bridgette.
"Okay, I'm going to say the votes and who they are from."Geoff said to the finalists as they sat down on 2 couches that Ezekiel,Duncan,DJ, and himself placed during the quick commercial break.
"Okay, one vote for Cody by Izzy."
"One vote for Harold from Noah."
"Okay, I'm not going to say who they're from anymore."
"Two votes for Harold, two votes for Cody, three votes for Cody, three votes for Harold."
10 Votes Later
"Okay, you both have 8 votes and we have the last vote to decide who the winner is, now I will say who this came up to, it came up to Heather who wrote her vote on toilet paper from the portable fart can destroyed by Owen she voted for...
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"That means the winner of Total Drama Action is Harold!"Bridgette yelled as she handed the case to Harold and the crowd applauded as did the peanut gallery and Cody (All except for Sierra who was showing her middle finger up to Harold.)
"There we have it TDA is OVER! That means a PARTY!"Geoff yelled as the peanut gallery made themselves up on the stage and the winner,peanut gallery,runner-up, and hosts danced and ate the food on the table from the green room.
"There you have it, Harold has won Total Drama Action!"Bridgette yelled to the camera.
Bet you all thought I was going to make Cody win right?
Elimination Order-Geoff,Bridgette,E-Scope,Trent,Gwen,DJ,Explosivo,Owen,Courtney,LeShawna,| Justin,Beth,Lindsay,Courtney,Owen,Duncan,Izzy,Heather,Cody, and Harold
Peanut Gallery-Noah,Tyler,Ezekiel,Sadie,Katie,Eva,Cody (Formerly), and Courtney (Formerly)
Winner- Harold
Questions-
Who will be in Total Drama The Alternate World Tour?
Who will win TDTAWT?
Why can't I think of a third question?
See ya next time on the special!