Author's Note

Sorry about not updating this in a little bit, I've been so occupied with school and the making of "Notorious: Naughty Girls" Phew, man that story is getting popular and quick O-O I just posted the first chapter and in 3 days people are asking for an update! Geeze, talk about a page turner. Something tells me I'm going to have my holidays booked with my lap top in hand LOL. Sounds a lot better than what I originally had in mind—what my family originally had in mind -_-". I hope you guys enjoy this chapter!

Psst, BTW: This chapter might be a bit shorter, but I'll try and push for it to be longer next time :D

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.:Summary:. The ultimate snippets of the Takahashi Family. Featuring their children: 2year old Aiko, 4year old Tomoko, and 4year old Ume. These three cause a lot more hell than most parents bargained for. FULL OF HUMOR! Lol.

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Chapter 3: The Red Birthday suit

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Kagome wasn't home for the weekend because of a business trip she needed to attend. Since that was the case, Inuyasha was stuck with kids. And so he wouldn't be driven insane, he offered Sango to help around. But because she had work, she told Miroku to keep Inuyasha company. If anything, this would have to be the best example on how leaving your husband with the kids is a terrible idea. In fact, it should be written as a rule in the top things women should never, ever ever ever ever… EVER do. This is especially important if Miroku is anyway, anywhere, any thought, idea, expression, momentum, equation, mentioned, talked about, a part of, recognized, acknowledged, realized, gossiped, and involved with the situation in counting. It was a school night for the Takahashi family and Inuyasha was a natural cook from his mother being a wonderful chef. He had developed her skills naturally and was able to dish up the most extravagant meals. He could literally whip up anything out of nothing, but because Kagome was away, he decided that he and the children would have broad varieties of Ramen. Some of which were even originally recipes. Of course, Inuyasha didn't realize that Sango couldn't make it over that evening and sent Miroku to join them in one hell of a night. The doorbell rang and little Achan ran up to the door in excitement, but before he could glimpse a strong hand had wrapped around his tiny but chubby figure.

"Hey little man, where do you think you're going?" He smiled sweetly.

"Daddy, I'm a big boy! I can open doors all by myself."

"Oh is that right?"

He began to pout. "Uh huh, now Dowwn Daddy! Dowwwwn!" Little Achan started to squirm and struggle as he held his pup in a tight embrace. A low growl emitted from the tiny mutt as he started to nibble on his father's arm. Chuckling, Inuyasha looked through the peep hole to see who it was.

"Inuyasha, open up. It's Miroku." The monk yelled from the opposite side of the door. It took Inuyasha a few minutes to process on what could have happened. Either Sango needed to go the work, or Miroku bribed her to stay home and allowed him to come over.

Opening the door, Inuyasha was both happy and irritated.

"Oi monk, what brings you over here? I thought Sango was coming over." He said as he tried to wiggle free of his son's attack. His fangs may have been small, but they were very sharp.

"Well actually, she had caught a cold and wanted to come over, but it had gotten pretty bad. So technically, she didn't say anything but she also didn't want me over. Oh well, she didn't really have a choice. So after I put her to bed she was unable to think otherwise."

"Watch it Miroku. I have kids around."

"I didn't say anything too bothersome."

"True, but you wouldn't believe what kind of head these pups have on their shoulders. If I didn't know any better, I swear they've been here before."

Not long after conversation, Inuyasha gathered the rest of his children as they sat at the table for dinner. Achan accidently made a mess of his father by spilling red sauce on his shirt. Since he couldn't stand the smell or bare the filth, he decided to take a bath. Didn't think much of leaving the kids with Miroku for a couple minutes, he immediately went upstairs to wash up.

"I hate carrots." Said Ume.

"Ahh, but they are very good for you." Replied Miroku.

"It's true. It keeps your eye site bright and stuff. Mom said so." Replied Tomoko.

"Yeah, it keeps eyes big, bettiful, and stoff." Achan copied with a smile.

"Baka's, do you two know!" She spat. "For all we know it could be an orange creature that likes to pretend to be a ve- vegeica- vegina- viginavable." She growled. "Vagina—and crawl into our stomach to make us its prey." Miroku nearly choked as he tried to make sense of Ume's statement.

"You mean Vegetable?"

"Yes Uncle Miro, vagina." She continued to play with the carrots on her plate.

Ignoring the mistake, he decided to tell them a story.

"Well, I can tell you how their good for you. Listen closely." Miroku then cleared his throat.

"There were these two brothers who were lost in the woods. They were feeling hungry and came across a small little cottage in the forest—"

"Did they have blue hair?" Ume said.

"No, but they can have blue." He replied.

"Oh I know! Can they have on clown costumes? Maybe they were coming from a circus and stoff." Achan added.

"Sure, blue hair and clown costu—"

"No wait, they need to be super ninja's from space!" Pitched in Tomoko.

"Okay! Two blue haired clown super ninja brothers from space decided to come to earth and somehow while coming from an intergalactic warfare that was similar to a circus got lost in the woods when they landed. Anyways, they were feeling hungry and came across a small little cottage in the forest. The older one decided to find some food in the cottage while the younger one waited outside. When the older one went in, he saw an old woman sitting on a chair. He asked the old woman for some food. The old woman agreed to give him food and went upstairs. But the woman did not come down so he decided to check. To his horror he saw the old woman lying in her birthday suit on the bed."

"Was it a red birthday suit Uncle Miroku?" The monk chuckled at Ume's statement.

"Sure, it can be red."

"But why was it her birthday?" Achan added.

"Because Achan, she now had someone to celebrate it with." He continued. "The old woman said that if he has snoo snoo (pun intended) with her, she will give him food. Of course he did not want to and found carrots on a table. He then grabbed them and stuffed it up her JJ and threw the carrots out a window."

"What's a JJ?" Ume replied.

"Uhhh…that's something your mother is going to have to explain to you sweetie." He then began to get red. "Then then old woman gave him food and he went outside to share it with his brother. But his brother said he wasn't hungry because god gave him creamy carrots to eat."

The little ones then clapped and said in unison. "I don't want to starve! Gimme your carrots!"

"I'm glad you liked the story kids, but I think your father is coming back downstairs and I need to get home. I'll see you kids another time." They nodded and then pummeled Miroku to the ground. Soon after, their father returned to the kitchen, only to his surprise to see his friend sprawled out on the floor.

"Wow Miroku, they ate all of their vegetables. Not even Sango was able to accomplish it that quickly."

"Oh, no problem Inuyasha. I just told them the story my father told me when I was younger."

"Yeah daddy, he told us all about creamy carrots and how sticking it up someone's JJ while being in a birthday suit is the best way to eat it. Can I have a red birthday suit for my birthday daddy? Please? And oh ya, I almost forgots. Can I have a JJ to make my creamy carrots?" Said Ume.

"Hnh!" Inuyasha glared at Miroku, and then all that was heard was a big kicking out the door. "And stay out you lecher!"

"Daddy why did you kick Miroku out the house?" Tomoko said in a pouty tone.

"Oh, Uncle Miroku was being too silly and talking about naughty things. So I had to throw him out the house to make sure you don't hear those bad things anymore."

"But daddy, I want creamy carrots!" Achan cried.

"Yeah, daddy. And I want a JJ, and a really big one too!"

Inuyasha then toppled to the floor on how he was going to explain this to his wife Kagome.

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I know this was really short, but I've been so busy to think of anything else really. I'll try my very hardest to make it longer next time. I'm almost done with making Chapter 2 of "Notorious: Naughty Girls". If you haven't checked it out yet, this would be the best time! As always, thanks for the support! I'll update sometime before or after the holidays.