Screwed Up World, A SasuSaku Fanfic.

Rated T.

KiiroIka

Summary:

In a world where Sasuke wasn't cool and cold, where Sakura was the stoic Ice Queen, Naruto and Hinata the richest, most popular power couple in the school and where Ino and Karin are actually the nice, timid girls in the scene, how do things turn out?

I do not own Naruto.

Chapter 1: Not-so-new New Boy

At first I thought that after being 5 years away from this city and this school, things would actually change, and I would easily make it up Konoha Academy's High School Popularity Chart. But as soon as I entered my new classroom and saw the same old batch mates I was with 5 years ago, I knew I was back to the bottom list.

I'm Sasuke Uchiha, the school's nerd.

I took a seat beside the window and watched as the class talked about random shit. Out of all the classes I had to be in, I just had to be in the class where all the popular kids were. Dammit, my sophomore year was ruined as soon as I opened the door. Unfamiliar faces shrugged, familiar faces immediately recognized me and shot me a glare.

I pushed my thick-rimmed glasses up my nose.

"Oi Sasuke!" A certain loudmouth called. Ah, my best friend. My popular best friend.

"Naruto." I said as he sat beside me. "How're ya, man?" I smiled. I missed this idiot.

"Dude, you left me for five freaking years and you expect me to be fine?" His face held so much fake sadness it made me laugh and punch him on the shoulder.

"Same old drama queen." I smirked.

"F-Y-I I have a girlfriend so that makes me a king." Naruto shot back.

"No shitty way." I chuckled. He let out a sigh.

"I missed you, buddy. Tons." The blond loudmouth patted my back.

"Missed you too, baka." I smiled. He flinched as the door slid open. His girlfriend entered the room.

"Hinata-chan!" He called. He went to her and totally forgot about me. Hinata grinned at him and seemed to notice me. She gave me a little wave.

You see, Hinata's a bitch. She's a bitch only to those who hurt her friends. She packs a mean slap [and punch] and definitely fights for her friends. I am happy to be one of her friends. She's a cool girl—rich, pretty, down-to-earth and she values her friends—no wonder the blonde idiot fell for her.

Yeah, my friends are mostly popular kids. That's the reason why I didn't get bullied so much. But despite that, I'm still the lamest kid I school.

"Ne, Sasuke-kun, nice to see you back!" She grinned. I smiled back.

"Good to be back." I replied. She intertwined her fingers with Naruto's. This made my heart twist a bit. I wonder when a girl would do that to me.

"We missed you tons." Hinata giggled. "Naruto's been rambling on how much he hates you for leaving him for 5 years."

"I missed you too." I said. "And, nope, his hate wasn't that obvious when he saw me." Hinata laughed.

"Well, 'ya better thank me for that or else you'd be dead." Naruto smirked. Hinata laughed at her boyfriend's antics and kissed him on the lips. Another scene that made my heart twist.

Damn that.

'I know.'

Why can't we get a girlfriend?

'Because.'

Because what?

'Just because. Damn you go away.'

Can't. I'm your inner. I live here.

'Screw you.'

Right back at 'ya, Sasu-cakes.

'Fuck.'

Damn right!

I hate this dude. I swear he is so talkative and shit. Worse than Naruto.

Little by little, the gang started meeting up, greeting me and stuff.

First there's Shikamaru Nara, the smartest, most hard working student ever. He's popular for his brains and his dad's novels.

Then there's Kiba Inuzaka, a quiet dog-lover whose family owns the biggest chain of pet shops in Konoha city.

Another's Chouji Akimichi, a great cook, like his dad, who's a chef on TV. He's famous for that.

And Shino Aburame, the creepy, silent-but-smart son of two famous entomologists.

There were still one missing.

Ino Yamanaka, a shy, quiet girl who actually has a passion for fashion as her mom owns Konoha's biggest fashion line, ItGirl.She's famous for only that. If it weren't for that, she told me once, she would be a loser.

Like me.

The whole class started stirring, interrupting my thoughts. They all swarmed to the door. It seemed to have opened.

"Sakura-sama! Marry me!" A boy yelled.

"Sakura-sama, I love you!" A girl squealed.

"Sakura-sama, be mine!" Another boy shouted.

"Sakura-sama, I want to kiss you!" A girl screamed.

"Here we go again." Shikamaru sighed. The "Sakura-sama"s kept on coming. The class was crowding the door I could barely see who this Sakura-sama was.

"Oi, let Sakura-chan pass!" Naruto said and everybody went back to their seats, obviously disappointed.

As the crowd cleared, I first saw two newbies. A readhead with red eyes and glasses. She seemed to be waiting for someone. Beside her stood a pale boy with black hair and black eyes. Then Ino walked in, her blonde hair tied into a low ponytail. Violet classes rest in front of her blue eyes.

And my heart stopped beating.

Following Ino was a girl who had short, messy pink hair. Her skin seemed smoother than ever. Her emerald eyes, pissed and distant, were still so lively. Her pink lips formed a frown. Her uniform, not too tight, fit her body perfectly. Her skirt wasn't too short, but it was short enough for me to see how long her legs are.

She's one of the youngest, most popular models in Konoha and in other cities.

Sakura Haruno.

She's…

'She's…'

Hot!

'Perfect.'

An angel!

'Beautiful…'

I had no idea she studied here.

I couldn't take my eyes off her as she, Ino and the other two made their way towards us. Naruto and Hinata were the first to go to them.

"Sakura-chan, how was your vacation?" Naruto asked. Sakura gave him a cold look.

"Same. Work, work, work." She looked at Ino. "ItGirl's summer collection got me busy."

"S-sorry, Saku-chan!" Ino stammered. Sakura gave a small smile. A smile that got my heart jumping for joy.

Ooohhh, Sasu-cakes' in loooooove!

'Damn right I am'

"Given that I also spent the whole summer with Ino." The pink-haired angel put an arm over Ino, who looked at me.

"Sasuke-kun?" She smiled.

"Hey Ino." I smiled back. You see, Ino had a major crush on me before. But then I talked to her that I didn't like her. We didn't talk for a week and after that we were closer than ever.

"Sasuke-kun! Youre'back!" She hugged me. The pinkette behind her raised a brow.

"Ah, Sasuke-kun, these are our friends." Hinata said, pertaining to the three behind Ino.

"Yeah! Sasuke Uchiha, meet Sai Itsumi, Karin Hikari and Sakura Haruno." Naruto introduced. I glanced at each and every one of them, but my eyes stayed on Sakura for a moment. I looked at Naruto as soon as she looked at me.

"A pleasure to meet you, Sasuke-kun" Sai, the boy whom I realized looked very much like me, extended a hand. I shook it.

"I-I'm Karin." The redhead, Karin, adjusted her glasses. I nodded toward her and smiled. "Nice to meet you, Sasuke-san."

"Hn." She said flatly, no emotion whatsoever. Her eyes looked dull, too. I stared into her eyes.

"A pleasure to meet you, Sakura." I said, trying to sound nice. "I've seen you in some billboards, I think."

"Whatever." She said, her eyes narrowing. Okay, I got pissed. What's with the attitude?

"Well, it's a pleasure to meet you too, Sasuke." I mocked. She glared at me and I glared back.

"Woah, woah, woah! Sasuke, Sakura, let's not get into any trouble, shall we?" Naruto went in between us as Sakura started rolling up the sleeves of her uniform.

"Who's the jerk?" She asked Naruto.

"You." I butt. Okay, this girl's physically perfect, but man what attitude.

"Why I—" She lifted her fist.

"Sakura-chan! Sasuke here is my best friend. he left 5 years ago and now, he's back!" Naruto laughed nervously. Ino held Sakura's fist. Sai's hands were on her shoulders.

"You know, I thought you were an awesome girl, pretty and all, but you're attitude's way jerkier than the jerkiest beef jerky in the world." I said flatly. Okay, I can be a bitch to rude people. My mom taught me manners, you know. But she also told me to be a bitch in times of emergency.

This seemed like an emergency.

Bitches are for girls.

'I'm a momma's boy.'

Gay.

'Shut it.'

"Oh that's how you wanna play it, huh chicken-ass head?" Sakura said. She slammed a fist on my table and puts her face as inches from mine.

I had to restrain my blush there because she was still a pretty girl.

"Just because you came back here doesn't mean you're all high and awesome like that. You have to work your way up to the popularity chart before you fight with someone like me." She growled.

"Don't think I would." I glared at her. "I don't want to work my way down just to fight a loser like you."

Okay, the whole class was staring… No, glaring. At me.

"Guys, guys, chill!" Naruto said. "Now, now, it's seven thirty and Kakashi-sensei's probably going in any minute now."

Sakura straightened her figure. Her straight face was back, but there was still the same anger in her eyes.

"I will kill you Uchiha." She said.

"Not if I kill you first, Haruno." I answered back. She narrowed her and turned her head as a man with spiky white hair and black mask that covered his nose and mouth. The students started taking their seats.

"Nice to meet you two." I smiled at Karin and Sai. Naruto sat beside me, with Hinata beside him. Sai took a seat in front of me. Sakura was beside him. Then Ino, then Karin. Shikamaru and Chouji took their seats in front of Ino. Kiba and Shino beside Hinata.

"Now, I suppose this is class 2HS-5, am I right?" The man asked. The class responded with "woo-hoo"s and "yeah"s. Typical popular class response.

"You're late!" A girl exclaimed. She was right. Class was supposed to start at seven. It was only now that I noticed that it was seven thirty.

"I got lost in the path of life." Came the teacher's reply.

"LIAR!" The whole class accused him. I sighed. How the hell was I supposed to learn? I wanted to switch class. "You can't fool us, Kakashi-sensei!"

Especially now that I found a new enemy that would probably turn the whole student body against me.

"Okay now. I am here to announce to you your class partners. When you get assigned to a person, they will be your partner for the rest of the year for all subjects." He announced. I saw students crossing their fingers, probably hoping that they get paired with Sakura.

"Uchiha Sasuke." The Kakashi-sensei called. I directed my attention to him. "You get paired with… Haruno Sakura."

My eyes widen slightly with shock. I know that the pairs were chosen randomly, but to be paired with her? Damn, what luck.

Screw that!

The glares of Sakura's fans didn't help. I glared daggers at her back. I hate her. As if she felt my glares, she turned to me.

"Get in my way and I kill you."

This is going to be a rough year.

'Fuck my life.'

END!

Haha, I hope that was okay~ Lol, yeah. I've always wanted to do a fic where Sasuke acts like Sakura and Sakura acts like Sasuke. YAY!

Hope ya like!

XOXO,

KiiroIka