The begining saga of a new Bellice romance...sort of. Tell me what you think :)

My name is Alice Cullen; okay, so it's not my real name but I'll get back to that, promise. This family that I've been living with for the past...I dunno century give or take relocated to a small town called Forks, a stupid name for a stupid town. I'm guessing living in the city was too much smog for everyone to handle, but it was perfect since sunlight was kind of a big NO if we wanted to blend in and be normal. We're all pale and super scary looking, the males especially, big, tall, demented looking eyes that are the first thing people notice; so much for trying to be normal and not draw attention to ourselves.

Nobody in our little family is related, everyone was spread out around the globe before we all got together. Carlisle, the father figure is a blonde English gentleman and Jeffery Dahmer-type, only more subtle, he's married to Esme, kind of a MILF I guess, I mean she is pretty hot. Edward is a very emo and brooding older brother which can be fucking annoying. Jasper is more of a romantic, he's straight but for the longest time I thought he was gay for Edward. Rosalie is a bitch, that's really all you need to know, plus she has red hair so you know she's evil. Emmet is a big Hulking dude, some times I didn't know if he was really shy or just really slow. Then there's me, everyone just thinks I'm some girly girl but in reality I have a dark secret hiding behind my spiky short hair and gold eyes.

"Alice, don't forget your books" Esme reminded me; she was wearing a very provocative outfit this morning for whatever reason, probably to seduce Carlisle who was too busy thinking about work, he was getting ready to go to the hospital; as a well respected doctor and the fact that he could never age, he had become quite wealthy.

"Back to school...again" Edward said like sad sack.

"Jeez, Ed, lighten up!" Rosalie snapped as we walked to the door; the biggest joke in our family was the fact that we've repeated high school again and again in a different town, it was a real drag. I followed my siblings to the drive way where I got into my new Porsche Carlisle got me, I got the sneaking suspicion he had some kind of old man, perverted crush on me and liked to shower me with gifts.

I wore baggy clothes, Rosalie and the others thought maybe I was fat and was just trying to fit in, which was sort of correct. It was one of my dark secrets I didn't want anyone else knowing but it was hard since I lived with all these people, had almost no privacy and Edward could read minds; I didn't mention anything about vampire powers yet? Right, kind of important, Edward can read minds, Jasper fucks with people's emotions, Emmet I guess has extra strength, Rosalie is a bitch and I can some times see into the future. Before even coming to Forks I saw in my future a girl with dark brown hair and chocolate eyes, she was very beautiful and I guessed we would be friends or something but then she called me a skank; I decided to stay clear of this girl as she would be a much hated enemy. The weirdest thing about the dream was the fact that I only saw her from the neck up.

As I pulled up in the student parking lot I noticed a beat up orange truck, I wondered what dumb redneck jock drove to school in that. I parked at the far end and met up with the rest of the Cullen kids. Classes of course went like they always did, I never forgot anything since it was repeated so many times, drilled into my head so much that I didn't have to study any more. At lunch things got weird, Emmet and Jasper talked about some crazy hot girl that had the biggest pair of tits they had ever seen on a high schoolgirl and heard she was still a virgin. The weird part was that she claimed to be one of the school's outcasts even though she was clearly popular crowd material. Jasper pointed her out, walking to a table not that far from us and I can confirm that they were in deed the biggest set of knockers I had ever seen, like easily bigger than my head. The poor girl wore a tight shirt and what must have been an expensive bra that supported the round weights on her chest. She had a big ass too, she wore apple bottom jeans. Then I realized something, it was the girl I had that vision about, same dark brown hair and chocolate eyes. She was talking with some rather annoying looking people and even looked and smiled in our direction, I made a promise to myself that I wouldn't befriend such a hot girl who obviously had it in for me.

Back at home when I was alone in my bedroom, I took off my extra large hoodie to look at my own enormous eye sores. I had some huge hooters as well, but they looked weird on a short, pale girl like me. I didn't want any attention because of them, I couldn't afford to. "A teenage vampire with large breasts just wouldn't be accepted these days" I told myself. It was nice to know there was someone with bigger ones than mine but I could never see being friends with that stuck up looking, dirty, skank-calling girl. Ever.

I found out that rusty truck in the student parking lot was hers, I wasn't sure why she couldn't get a better ride but I guessed her family was poor. I tried avoiding her but she was almost unavoidable since she was in a few of my classes. The day came in my chemistry class, I was partnered up with her on an assignment, I grinded my teeth just thinking about how that would go. She walked over to my table in the lab, late afternoon, that's when I got a better look at these knockers and needless to say they were very impressive.

"Hi, my name is Bella" she said, attempting a smile, it was probably killing her, "My real name is Isabella but I don't like that name very much."

"I'm Alice" I said, not really bothering giving her a smile back. We went through the assignment quite quickly, she even did most of the work which surprised me because every other school I went to where I had to work with other people they would usually goof around and talk to their friends leaving me to do everything. I was starting to think the vision I had was all wrong, this girl didn't seem bitchy or anything, she seemed rather sweet; why on Earth would she call me a skank? We never hung out after school or anything, we'd only talk casually in class. On the days where I was supposed to be concentrating on my work and she was in my class, she would be on my left or right and I would always catch myself looking at her boobs, gigantic interruptions, keeping me from my work. I got into trouble a few times for not paying attention to the teacher; staying after class one day a teacher asked me what my deal was.

"That Bella girl is too distracting" I told him, "Her giant breasts are interrupting my learning. You should either put me in another class or make sure she's out of my sight!" He just looked at me, not knowing what to say to that. He took a few seconds to collect his thoughts and told me to just not pay attention to her because what he was talking about was much more important, that and I think he was coming on to me; what was it with all of these older men in my life having an attraction to me? It's not like they knew I had some kind of an attractive body.

After a couple of days, Bella was giving me weird looks; some days it would be looks at lunch, like she was grossed out or something by me and my fake family. She hardly seemed friendly during our lab assignments and gave me the cold shoulder in the halls. Thank God for the weekends; that is until one weekend when I happened to be walking along the same path as Miss Bella Swan. She walked up to me with her arms crossed and frowning, she walked straight up to me, looking me down and blocking my path.

"Alice, what's your deal?" she asked a little prudish.

"My deal?" I asked, crinkling my nose, "I have no deal. What's your deal?"

"You're very anti-social, why? You seem like such a nice girl and all you do is sit with your family. Why don't you like talking to people? I thought we could be friends but you ignore me" Bella spoke clearly.

"I'm sorry Bella...It's just...just..." I started, I couldn't just say I seen you in a vision and you were very rude to me.

"Just?" she asked, tapping her foot, "Are you jealous of me? Do you feel insecure because of these?" She held the bottoms of her breasts and thrusted them my way.

"No...well..." I stammered.

"Alice" she sighed, "Please, try to look past them. I'm not a promiscuous person or anything you may have heard. I'm a decent person. Or at least I try."

I smiled and opened my arms for a hug, I couldn't leave her standing all sad. She hugged me, squeezing me with a smile; it was just when I realized she was going to find out about my little secret.

"Alice...What are you hiding under there?" Bella asked, a little shocked. She literally grouped my pair and laughed giddily, "Alice, you've been holding out on me!"

I took off my hoodie and showed her, her eyes bugged out of her head like crazy, "I thought I was the only one!" she said, unable to control herself.

"You're the only one who knows. I've been hiding these from the world forever" I said, not exaggerating.

"Honey, these are nothing to be ashamed of, you should walk into school first thing Monday morning with the tightest top you can find!" she said, putting her arms around me, "Let's be friends, please. We can do everything together. Try on clothes, watch movies, sleepover. Let's be best buds."

I thought about that, best buds with a girl with the same curse as me. It had a certain ring to it.

More to come and if anyone can think of a better title I'm all for it!