Well this will be interesting…well one of you said you wanted more randomness so here it is along with some well deserved perversion also Naruto will be some what perverted to his girls which will be Tenten, Hinata, Ino

And there are some references in this chapter can you spot them?

Naruto grinned as he looked around the training area….or what was left of it any ways he chuckled as he sat down and closed his eyes and began to rest. It had been several weeks since the prelims ended and he had been able get in even more training done but…he needed some thing more manly more badass….he opened his eyes and grinned what he needed was a sword….a manly one at that he nodded to him self as he stood up and dusted himself off. After that he jogged back into town idly wondering if he if he should visit Hinata…but he shook his head she was still in bed rest from her fight and seeing him would make her to restless.

Eventually he made it to a shop one called Higurashi sword's play he tried to walk in but the entrance was blocked by GIANT BREAK DANCING CHICKENS! Naruto eye twitched. "I thought I was supposed to be the random one…." he said to himself as he adjusted himself and went screaming at them. The chickens stopped to see a mad man running at them they got mad and pulled out their swords and attacked Naruto he ducked and dodged around the swords weaving around them until he punched them both in the face he laughed as he eyes them. "So you Foghorn leghorn rejects imma gonna introduce you to Colonel Sanders!" he yelled out as his clothes had changed he was now wearing a white suite white pants with black dress shoes the chickens blinked as Naruto pulled out a kitchen knife "lets see how good this knife is Yuno gave me. so lets play with it shall we?" he asked them as he dashed at them …. And tripped the knife had slipped out of his hand and flew across the street hitting a bucket that landed on a cat which made that cat run in fright which the cat had ran head first into the women's hot spring which caused all the women to run out and run the chicken over.

Naruto looked up at the above Paragraph and shook his head

"I dunno Jinto-kun that is one hell of a run on sentence. He said to himself but shrugged it off "what ever" he said as he walked into the sword store.

Inside Naruto smiled as he looked around and liking what he saw…..and he wasn't talking about the swords ether. Tenten sat at the front desk reading a book about some famous sword master she idled she was wearing what seemed to be a bikini top and some really short shorts he blinked and blinked again "DAMN!" he yelled as Tenten looked up and saw him checking her out she clenched a fist and growled "I hope your talking about the swords Naruto" she said as Naruto smiled and shook his head "why? When there is some thing more sharper in my pants right now" he said as Tenten blushed madly and tried to hit him out of anger he almost dodged as he had tripped yet again only to fall on top of Tenten his head landing between her valley of breasts she blushed more as she glared at him. "mind getting off?" she asked as he smiled again. "sure which position?" he asked her as she got angrier and tried to push him off but he was to heavy for her but he soon stood up laughing as he looked at her and grinned. "Gomen gomen Ten-chan I couldn't help it" he said apologizing.

Tenten glared at him as he began to sweat bullets as she pulled out a nodachi "please tell me you came here to buy something and not to sexual harass me" she asked him as she sat back down and sighed "what do you want Naruto?"

He looked and smiled "well besides the chance to be on top again a new sword something badass" he said smiling striking a pose as Tenten shook her head she didn't wanna deal with Naruto today….or any other day but she would give what he wanted as she went into the back and grabbed a simple very long katana "here this one was a failure as I made the blade to long enjoy it" he looked at it and smiled "this is perfect! Ten-chan!" he yelled. The blade was a lot longer than most Katana but it did seem to be a lot sharper than most as well.

"Well Naruto you can have it like I said before I messed it up" she said as Naruto nodded tying it to his back, he chuckled as he looked at her "Badass rule number #1 if you draw a sword that lasts longer than the fight you are badass" he said as he walked out leaving a confused yet oddly turned on Tenten….

Well how was that for randomness?