Don't Own Glee:(

an: This story based on things that happened to Chris Colfer(tweets mostly)

All of New Directions, except Kurt, was waiting in the choir room for Mr. Schue, so they could start Glee. Everyone was talking amongst themselves when Tina spoke up.

"Hey, where's Kurt?" she asked the room full of people. Everyone looked around, finally noticing that their favorite diva wasn't there.

"Do you think something happened?" Mercedes asked starting to panic. All the girls started to get nervous too, wondering if something bad happened to Kurt.

They were full blown panicking until Finn spoke up remembering that Kurt told him he was gonna be late. He wasn't feeling good so he went to go see the nurse.

The room started to calm down, but the girls were still worried about their sick friend. Conversations were starting to pick up when the choir room door was slammed open revealing their missing teammate.

Kurt entered the room giggling and whispering to himself, when he froze in the middle of the room. He looked at each of them, and when he stopped at Rachel he started to freak out. He ran and hid behind the piano yelling out I'm sorrys at Rachel.

Everyone was looking at Kurt, wondering what's going on and why he was sorry to Rachel.

Rachel stepped forward, trying to calm Kurt down. "Kurt?" she asked. " What's wrong, are you okay?"

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it." Kurt replied. "I didn't mean to beat you up and steal your car." he said with tears in his eyes.

That earned questionable looks from the others, especially Rachel. " Kurt, what are you talking about?"

"I had to beat you up and steal your car," Kurt replied. "I'm sorry, but the yellow brick road was way too long and I was tired." Kurt said trying to defend himself.

Everybody was wondering what the hell was going on until they heard Santana start to laugh.

"Oh my god," Santana said laughing. "This is too good" She was laughing so hard that her eyes started to water.

"What's so funny?" Quinn asked, asking the question that everyone was thinking.

"Ladyface here, thinks that Berry is a munchkin from The Wizard of Oz!" She said trying to catch her breath.

When everyone realized what Santana was saying, laughter broke out. Everybody thought it was funny except for Rachel.

"I don't find that funny." Rachel said. " Not at all." she finished taking her seat.

When everyone started to control their laughter, they turned back to Kurt. Noticing that he was in a deep conversation with a picture on the wall of the Queen of England.

Everyone started laughing once again but shut up when Puck told everyone to be quiet. Like Puck everyone wanted to hear what Kurt was saying.

"I know I'm seventh in line for the throne," they heard Kurt say in a British accent." But I want to know," he looked around," If there's any way that I could get to the top of the list?" he asked quietly.

"This is to good," Puck said laughing. The rest agreeing with him. "Someone record this!"At that Mike pulled out his phone and started to record Kurt.

After the conspiracy theory, Kurt got up in front of everyone and started to dance and sing to 'I'm A Little Teapot,' earning more laughs from the others.

When Kurt finished his performance, Blaine entered the room and took sight off his loopy boyfriend and the laughing New Directions.

"Blaine!" yelled Kurt being the first to notice the curly hair ex-warbler. Kurt ran to Blaine and started to kiss him all over his face receiving wolf whistles from the group.

"Kurt?" Blaine asked with a laugh. "You okay, love?"Blaine said trying to get Kurt's attention. But Kurt was still busy giving Blaine's face kisses.

"I'm totally awesome!" Kurt yelled, making rock n roll signs with his hands. Then began to hum 'Judas' under his breath.

Blaine looked at Kurt, then to New Directions, who was chuckling from the scene in front of them.

"What did you guys do to him?" Blaine asked, "Did you getting him drunk," pointing that last question to Puck, who just raised his hands in surrender and shook his head no with a chuckle.

Blaine was trying to pry Kurt's wandering hands away from him when Rachel spoke up. "I think it's a side effect of the medicine," she said. "He wasn't feeling good earlier."

"Yeah, Blaine!" Kurt yelled. "Nobody got me drunk, the nurse gave me these pills, but I didn't know what they were. The guy was speaking Spanish, Blaine, Spanish!" Kurt explained. " I don't know spanish, I just said 'gracias' and chugged it down." Kurt said with a smile.

The room exploded with laughter, even Blaine couldn't control himself and let out a few chuckles. Until he noticed Kurt trying to get his attention.

"Blaine! Blaine! Blaine!" Kurt said. Blaine turned and faced Kurt when Kurt continued. "Blaine we need to have a serious conversation." Kurt said with a serious face.

"Yes, Kurt." Blaine replied nervously, ignoring the oooh's and the oh-oh's from the group.

"I think you need to go to rehab." Kurt said, earning questionable looks from the others and Blaine.

"What? Why?" Blaine asked trying to read Kurt's face and wondering what's going through his head.

"Yes, Blaine. You need to seek help for your two addictions, honey." Kurt said. Blaine still had a questioning look when Kurt continued.

"You need help with your gel addiction,"Kurt started," honey, I love your curls, you're killing all your brain cells with that grease." Kurt said earning a blush from Blaine and chuckles from the others.

"Also, you need help with your obsession with Katy Perry." Kurt said seriously. " There are other artists out there sweetie, and you need to stop singing about 'kissing girls and liking it' and about being a 'California girl."Kurt finished with a pat on Blaine's cheek.

Blaine sighed. "Okay, honey," Blaine said sounding like he was talking to a child, "let's go home and watch a movie, your choice." he said.

"Yay!" Kurt yelled. "Shotgun!" he said, sprinting out the room. Earning a laugh from Blaine.

Blaine let out a long a breath and turned around to face a group full of laughing teens. Blaine went and grabbed Kurt's bag and turned around to leave when he stopped and faced Mike.

"I would delete that video if I was you," he said to Mike, "I wouldn't want to be you when Kurt recovers from this." Blaine turned around to leave and called over his shoulder," Plus, he knows how to use Sai Swords."

When Blaine was gone, Puck turned to Mike. "You're not gonna delete it are you?"

Mike just smirked and said," Heck no! I already posted it on YouTube." Earning another round of laughter.

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