Random story! Maybe a few chapters! Also, Finn isn't to thrilled about the idea. It's not Kingdom Keepers.

Chapter 1: The Great Pillow Fight of the Gods, Country music, and Pillow Pets

Third Person POV

Zeus gripped the wheel like it was his master bolt and someone was going to steal it again. Athena was arguing with him, pointing at random spots on the map and claiming that "this is the way to our destination!" The three closest to driver and shotgun were Apollo, Hera, and Poseidon. Poseidon was creating little whirlpools in his water bottle, Apollo was whipping his hair back and forth, and Hera was yelling at Zeus the driver at the same time Athena was. Behind them were Hephaestus, Dionysus and Hermes. Hermes was yelling through his caduceus, Dionysus was commanding that Hermes order him some wine, and Hephaestus was tinkering with a metal butterfly that spewed hand sanitizer. Near the back of the van was Morpheus, Hecate and Demeter. Morpheus was asleep on his Pillow Pet, Hecate was trying to bewitch her pencil, and Demeter was sprouting wheat from the air vent. In the back of the extremely long van, squished against the luggage, was Ares, Artemis and Aphrodite. Ares was trying to talk to his girlfriend a seat away, Artemis was angry at Demeter for blocking the air flow, and Aphrodite was applying mascara and asking Zeus if he could 'prevent potholes in the road so she can fix her makeup properly'. In other words, it was chaos.

"You should've turned left at that exit!" Athena exclaimed.

"The bathrooms are too far away!" Hera added.

"I'm turning!" Zeus growled.

"You're suffocating me!" Artemis yelled.

"I'm creating a healthier environment!" Demeter protested.

"I whip my hair back and forth!" Apollo sang.

"I hate that song!" Dionysus complained.

"No! A blue iguana! Are you deaf?" Hermes yelled into is caduceus.

"So the kid tries to hurt me. Me. Of all people. Are you even listening?" Ares demanded.

"Of course," Aphrodite said vaguely, dabbing at her lipgloss.

"Does anyone want hand sanitizer?" Hepahestus asked warily. Demeter raised her hand. She rubbed the sanitizer on her hand before shrieking loudly.

"I have a cut on my hand! IT BURNS!"

"Apollo?"

"On it," he took out his headphones and healed her. Morpheus snored loudly. Hecate whacked him with her pillow.

"OW!" he jumped up suddenly, waving his hands around wildly. Aphrodite slumped into sleep, faceplanting in her blush. Poseidon choked on air and Hera whacked him on the back.

"Thanks," he coughed.

"Look! A distraction!" Hephaestus yelled. Everyone looked where he was pointing out the window.

"Ha ha," Athena grumbled.

"Interesting mind trick," Artemis observed.

"Are we there yet?" Poseidon asked.

"I hate this song! Change the radio station, please?" Hecate complained.

"THE TIGER DOESN'T MATTER!" Demeter shrieked.

"It was hypothetical!" Dionysus protested.

"WAKE UP!" Ares yelled, clapping his hands in front of Aphrodite, who woke up.

"Huh?" she asked groggily. She whipped out her mirror and screamed.

"PULL OVER! WE ARE STAYING AT A HOTEL!"

"I am not pulling over! We still have a couple hours left until Utah!"

"NOBODY LIVES IN UTAH! PULL. OVER!"

"One of my kids lived in Utah!" Demeter snapped.

"PULL OVER!"

"SHUT UP!" Zeus yelled. Morpheus snapped his fingers. Aphrodite passed out.

"Thank me," Athena sighed, rolling her eyes. Morpheus nodded, squishing his unicorn Pillow Pet.

"Can I see that?" Hephaestus asked.

"The last time you asked if you could see something, I never got it back."

"Uh, I don't know what you're talking about?"

"Uh, no. Mr. Sparkles is MINE. You can get your own." Hephaestus grumbled and slumped in his seat dejectedly.

"Are we there yet?" Apollo asked as a Keith Urban song came on. Everyone groaned except Demeter.

"NOT COUNTRY!" Poseidon wailed.

"Kill me now," Ares muttered.

"Imbeciles," Hermes grumbled.

"It's nice!" Demeter protested.

"It's about boys," Artemis scoffed. "Useless."

"I resent that!" Demeter exclaimed. The god of the sky sighed, hoping the next hours would fly by.

Scene change...?

Thank you so much dear.

Soft beds are comfortable.

Free breakfast is good.

"Shut up!" Poseidon yelled, whacking Apollo on the arm as they were leaving the registration counter. Zeus pointed at an elevator that was closing.

"NOO!" Hermes screamed. Hecate sighed and the doors reopened.

"Pile in," Zeus said. They all managed to fit in the elevator. The floors ticked by slowly. Too slow for Hephaestus.

"A mechanic needs to get in here," he grumbled as he stopped the elevator to fix it.

"Come on! Can we not fix everything in sight?" Ares growled. Hephaestus glared at him as his beard burst into flames before dying down. He finished messing with the elevator and stood back. It went faster this time, getting them to the floor right away.

"Move! I want to see the room first!" Aphrodite pushed her way out of the elevator and ran down the hallway, heels clicking, then she stopped, turned around. "Which room is it?"

"This one," Dionysus said vaguely, turning down the opposite hallway. Zeus pulled the keycard from his pocket and inserted it in.

"Here's our room!" he exclaimed as they turned the doorknob. Nothing happened.

"Why is nothing happening?" Hermes asked.

"Did it flash green?" Poseidon asked.

"You probably didn't do it right," Hephaestus said, unhelpfully.

"Not helping," Artemis grumbled. Apollo had his iPod on and was rocking out to some song and actually ran into the wall.

"Try it again," Hera suggested. Zeus tried it again. The door didn't open.

"For the gods' sakes!" Athena exclaimed, shoving her father out of the way and inserting the keycard. She slammed her body weight against the door and it swung open. Athena grabbed her suitcase and rolled in. Everyone managed to fit in through the doorway while everyone was trying to get in at once.

"I wanted to be first!" Aphrodite whined.

"A wine bottle! Party!" Dionysus noticed. There was a wine bottle on a complimentary desk. Artemis opened the curtains.

"Hey look, Poseidon, a pool. A nice one at that. HEY!" Poseidon shoved Artemis out of the way to look.

"It has a waterfall!" he exclaimed. He raised his arm and small waves appeared in the pool and the kids screamed in delight. Artemis claimed the bed closest to the door.

"Mine!" she said, collapsing on it.

"This shall be mine," Zeus rumbled, pointing to the bed across the room.

"No, that's your bed," Hera interrupted, pointing to the biggest bed. "I'm your wife and we sleep in the same bed."

"Do I have to?" Zeus whined. Hera gave him an icy look. "Fine…" he trudged to the bed and started unpacking.

"My bed!" Poseidon flopped on the one closest to the window.

"I like this one," Dionysus said dryly, it was the bed closest to the wine bottle.

"It seems smart of me to be close to Artemis," Athena observed, setting her suitcase on the bed next to her. Artemis nodded in approval.

"Hey hey, she's my little sister," Apollo protested.

"For the last time, Apollo, I helped mother give birth to you! I am the oldest!"

"Is that true?" Apollo yelled to Zeus.

"Yes it is," he said.

"They never should've been born," Hera muttered.

"I heard that!"

"I think that I'll just," Morpheus started but collapsed on the bed, snoring.

"I'm not sleeping near him!" Aphrodite exclaimed, finding the other biggest bed.

"Hey! That's for couples only!" Zeus snapped.

"Okay! Ares, get over…"

"REAL couples. MARRIED couples," Hera added. Aphrodite scowled. Hephaestus hobbled over.

"Uh, no. I'll sleep somewhere else," she muttered, moving to a smaller bed. Hephaestus looked dejected before moving to another bed.

"That's not very nice," Hecate snapped, standing before Aphrodite.

"So?"

"Do you remember when you chose him? Millenia ago on Mount Olympus? How every god here was fighting for your hand and you chose Hephaestus? Do you remember that?"

"Oh, I remember that."

"What I'm saying is, if you love love so much, how come you're determined to get rid of one?" Hecate finished, then backed off. It became very silent as Hecate walked over to the bed Aphrodite wanted.

"Sleep in the queen-sized bed, Hephaestus," she patted the sheets. He hobbled over there, giving her a rare, thankful smile as he unpacked.

"A strange form of protection," Artemis muttered. "But I like it." Hera clapped in approval. Dionysus offered Hecate wine. Morpheus snored, and Poseidon created a water bottle made out of water.

"Smart and quite brave, Hecate. I was right to bring you along," Athena noted. The silence was broken.

"Uh, no. I brought her here! I said 'Hecate would be a good choice!'" Apollo protested.

"No, I said that!" Ares growled.

"You think I wouldn't remember what I said?"

"You think that I wouldn't remember what I said?"

"You wanna go?" Apollo threatened.

"Let them fight," Athena sighed.

"Come at me bro!" Ares yelled. Apollo grabbed Athena's pillow that she was leaning on and she fell onto the bed in surprise. Ares laughed.

"You think you're going to beat me, god of war, with a puny…. OW!" Apollo hit Ares over the head with the pillow. Ares grabbed his pillow and the pillow fight began. Apollo would hit Ares in the side, and Ares would retaliate, hitting Apollo on the head. Then the observing gods got into a fight too. Athena hit Hermes over the head with Hermes' own pillow, since Athena's pillow was in use. Hecate hit Aphrodite in side, making her tumble to the carpeted floor.

"Take that!" Hecate exclaimed. Artemis tapped her.

"May I?" she asked.

"Of course," Hecate allowed. Artemis stepped forward.

"Love is useless!" she yelled as she hit Aphrodite with a pillow.

"This can be called the Great Pillow Fight of the Gods," Demeter said before Hera hit her with a pillow.

I hope you liked this enchanting chapter. It was entertaining to write in seventh period Psychology when I was supposed to watch the brain video.