I will not team up with America and Prussia, or anyone else for that matter, in order to do something stupid.

I will not antagonize my siblings.

Even though it's funny as Hell to see the look on Sweden's face.

…And then it gets kinda bloody and goes downhill from there.

I will not randomly whip out my axe in the middle of a world conference.

Germany and America WILL pull out guns in response.

I will not antagonize England about his eyebrows.

Wales, Ireland, and Scotland will break my face if I do anything to their younger brother.

I will not hire the Bad Friends Trio to do anything for me, especially if it includes antagonizing Sweden.

I will not steal Finland's dog.

The wrath of the Finnish is great, no matter how harmless he looks.

I really don't want to get hurt by an angry Finland.

I will not blare Lady Gaga or Kesha music in the middle of a world conference.

The Bad Friends Trio will start a dance party, and America will hit me.

I will not play Rebecca Black or Justin Beiber music.

America and Canada will team up with hockey sticks and baseball bats.

And then I will get thrown through a window.

I will not use Norway as a shield under any circumstances.

I'm sorry about that one time with the Vikings, Norge!

I will not touch Gilbird in any way, except to pet him.

The whole world will face the wrath of Prussia.

Did you know that Prussia was made into a country again as of April 14, 2011? Because I didn't.

So that's why he started to show up at world conferences…

DERP.

I will not make fun of magical creatures in any way.

England and Norway will team up and kill me.

Even though we as nations cannot die.

I will not go streaking through the Swedish countryside.

For whatever reason, Switzerland will "just happen" to be there, and start shooting at me.

Why is it that Sweden is allowed to recruit people, but I'm not?

Denmark, this is Sweden. YOU don't get to recruit people because you do such things for all the wrong reasons.

Dude, you're more uptight than Germany, who isn't really uptight any more after living with Italy.

I am not allowed to make fun of Sweden's accent.

Or imitate it.

I will not kidnap Sealand.

His parents, Sweden and Finland, will beat me up.

So will America and England, his other parents.

I don't understand how that kid has four parents, but at least they all love him.

I will not say anything bad about aliens.

America will bring Tony to a conference, and Tony will hit me.

Then the other nations will laugh at me.

I am not to go near Mr. Puffin in any way.

He will bite me if I do.

ICELAND YOU JERK! YOU TOLD HIM TO BITE ME, DIDN'T YOU?

I will not use any sort of extreme sport to enter a conference building.

Especially if it involves snow.

Prussia will just find a better way to make an entrance.

I will not throw water balloons in the middle of a world conference.

Russia will throw snowballs back.

I will not abide by these rules, because they are stupid.