OLYMPUS WEEKLY
Week I.
Poseidon Shaves Zeus's Beard! Gods offended: (Zeus), Gods pleased: (Poseidon and 11 more)
Comments (17)
Aphrodite: Yay! Zeus looks soooo handsome now.
Zeus: I feel so… so naked! Curse you, Poseidon! My chin gets chilly! And curse you, too, Hermes, for introducing the electric razor to Olympus!
Hermes: Yeah. Blame in on the useless messenger that no one cares about.
Poseidon: HAHA! In your face, Zeus!
Hermes: *Clears throat* I said, the useless messenger that no one cares about. Sympathy? Anyone?
Athena: How did he let you shave his entire beard, Poseidon? That must have been difficult.
Poseidon: It was. But I'm just so awesome! FISH PREVAIL!
Hermes: …Anyone?
Artemis: The plural of fish is not 'fish.' It's 'fishes.'
Poseidon:No. Fish. I'm the god of fish. I would know.
Aphrodite: It's fishs.
Hermes: Why am I even here?
Ares: The plural of fish is fishi.
Poseidon: Fishi?
Ares: Yeah. Like, cactus = cacti. Octopus = octopi. Fish = fishi.
Mighty Gods of Olympus + Hades: -.-
Hades: As if I'm not a mighty god! SCREW YOU!
Topic of Thalico Gods offended: (4: Zeus, Hades, Artemis, Demeter), Gods pleased: (2: Aphrodite, Ares)
Comments (14)
Aphrodite: Squeal! SO CUTE!
Hades: NO! I hate it! Ares, why does this please you? You of all people!
Ares: Punk people are cool!
Demeter: I hate it! All women should stay away from Hades and any of his children! Because then they will eat a pomegranite and then they will be stuck in the Underworld for half of the year each year and not get to see their mother!
Hades: Can it, you wrinkled cereal flake.
Zeus: I. Do. Not. Want. My. Daughter. With. HIS. SON. !
Aphrodite: But they're SO cute! Please, Zeus? Pleeeeeease?
Artemis: Thalia Grace is a Hunter! She will not date that… that…
Aphrodite: Boy?
Artemis: Argh! You had to say that word.
Hades: NO THALICO. It would be a disgrace for my son to date a daughter of ZEUS.
Zeus: Oh no he di-in't.
Apollo: Haha! Topic of Thalico is a toung-twister! Topic of Thalico, topic of thalico, topialskfjd;alskfjd;aslkjfd.
Athena: I'm just glad we're not discussing "Percabeth."
Topic of Percabeth Gods offended: (7: Athena, Poseidon, Artemis, Hera, Zeus, Ares, Dionysus), Gods pleased: (4: Aphrodite, Apollo, Hephaestus, Hermes)
Comments (15)
Athena: I just had to open my mouth.
Poseidon: NOOOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! *Sobs*
Aphrodite: Too bad! Percabeth is now official! YAY!
Dionysus: Sigh. As long as there's no PDA at camp. Disgusting!
Poseidon: NO! Don't mention PDA! Please. I can't bear it!
Athena: Poseidon, you're being awfully dramatic.
Poseidon: Nnnoooooo, Percy, my dear son! Where did I go wrong?
Athena: It's not like I'm enjoying this, Poseidon, but there's nothing we can do to aviod it anymore. Our children are in a relationship. Deal with it.
Artemis: Relationships. Gag.
Hermes: What about the god of messenger's opinion? Oh wait! It doesn't matter.
Hera: I hate both of those kids and I hate the relationship.
Zeus: I agree. Well, I like Athena's girl. It's Poseidon's kid that makes me angry.
Poseidon: He retrieved your master bolt! You are so ungrateful!
Aphrodite: Oh, you guys are so ridiculous! PERCABETH FTW.
Hermes: Nobody listens to me.
Aphrodite Paints the Throne Room Hot Pink Gods offended: (12), Gods pleased: (Aphrodite)
Comments (18)
Athena: No! Paint it back to how it was!
Poseidon: You should have painted it sea-green.
Hades: No, you should have painted it black. All black and golden.
Athena: Hades, you don't even live in Olympus! You don't have a say!
Hades: You're right. Don't paint it black and golden. That's only for cool people, like me.
Zeus: The throne room should be blue!
Demeter: Green! Like the chlorophyll in grass and trees.
Aphrodite: It's hot pink, and it's staying hot pink.
Artemis: You should have painted it silver.
Aphrodite: Hermes, could you please tell Artemis to shut up?
Hermes: Uh… hey, Artemis? Shut up. From… Aphrodite…
Aphrodite: Thank you.
Artemis: Why did you have to tell Hermes to tell me?
Aphrodite: Hermes, please tell Artemis that I do not talk directly to people who don't support relationships.
Hermes: Sure. After all, I'm the useless god of messengers who is often thrown around like a rag doll, because all I do is deliver messages. *Waits for sympathy*
*Cricket…cricket…*
Artemis: Aphrodite, I can't believe you're being so dramatic.
Poseidon: Can we talk about something cool? Like me?
Hermes: Why do I even try?
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Just a new thing I wanted to try out. :)
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