Yep, this is going to be an enormous twenty-one chapter Christmas fic, and I plan to have it all published by Christmas day. For the sake of things, let's pretend that Cosmos and Chaos would actually halt the fighting for one month to let their warriors have a little fun!

As I said, there will be twenty-one chapters, one for each warrior and then a chapter about a gift exchange on Christmas day. Fun times.

Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy.

EDIT: All chapters are being corrected for grammar and extended to include more warriors. I reread this and realized my favorite Final Fantasy character hardly got any spotlight at all...

Exdeath: Decorations (December 5th)

If Exdeath had twenty-five days without destruction, then he was going to make the best of it. This is why Exdeath spent the majority of a month photosynthesizing. In fact, he had been in the midst of a splendid dream about turtles and the Void when he was jolted to awareness on the fifth day.

The sight that greeted him was that of Zidane, perched upon Bartz's shoulders, placing something on Exdeath's helmet. Behind them, Tidus was sharing a chuckle and snapping a photograph. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" The irksome guffaws must've been what had woken the Warrior of Chaos up. Apparently, these infants were unaware of Exdeath's awakening.

What a pity.

"What is the MEANING of THIS?" Exdeath exclaimed, as hammy as ever.

Zidane fell off Bartz's shoulders in shock; Bartz had to yank the genome to his feet before the three made a break for it.

Exdeath started to follow, but something just then fell off his shoulders. He glanced down.

It was a jolly red Christmas ornament; there were several more attached to his armor, all of them different shades of red, green, white, gold, and blue. It would seem that the Warriors of Light wanted a more sinister Christmas tree this year.

Enraged, Exdeath tried to pursue the mischief makers, but the Christmas lights' cords tautened, and he collapsed. Oh, how he despised the holidays!

Exdeath is never going to live down the "TURTLE!" thing, and he knows it.

By the way, I'll be dropping tons of references to the other Final Fantasy games. Sorry if you haven't played them.

Dear Tidus...STOP LAUGHING!