Why hello! This here is a random something that randomly popped into my head (like the rest of my ideas). I hope you enjoy!~ Also, before you read any further, I warn you that there are some possible spoilers for people who aren't up to date with the manga. Watch out!

General Summary: A collection of weird, funny, random, awesome and occasionally sad moments involving the dragons and Dragon Slayers.

Chapter Summary: Natsu tells Romeo three reasons why it sucks to be a Dragon Slayer.

(Pre/Post) Timeskip: This chapter is post.

Characters: Romeo and Natsu (and some Wendy and Gajeel)

Disclaimer: This goes for all the future chapters of this fic. I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT MY OWN IDEAS, PEOPLE!

~From Dragons to Dragon Slayers~

Ch. 1: It Sucks to Be a Dragon Slayer

After successfully beating up a certain ice mage, Natsu, the infamous 'Salamander' took a seat at one of the benches in his beloved guild, Fairy Tail, satisfied with his victory against the ice mage.

"Wow, that was awesome, Natsu-nii!"

Said teen turned to see Romeo sitting beside him, grinning giddily.

"Nah, it was nothing." Natsu smirked at the boy, which only seemed to make him even more amazed.

"Those fire attacks were strong and quick!" says the younger boy, "I wish I was a Fire Dragon Slayer like you!"

Salamander blinked, "Seriously? I don't really think you need to be one, Romeo. Your magic's already cool to me."

"But your attacks and powers are much cooler!"

"You know…sometimes, it actually sucks to be a Dragon Slayer." Says Natsu, slyly narrowing his eyes.

The purple-headed boy cocks his head in bewilderment, "Really? How?"

Natsu sighed, "I have three reasons," he pointed at Wendy, who was eating her lunch, "You see Wendy? She's chewing pretty fast, isn't she?"

"Umm…yeah?"

"Just watch."

As if on cue, Wendy suddenly paused mid-bite. Charle turned to her owner/friend.

"Something wrong, Wendy?"

With wide and somewhat teary eyes, Wendy mumbled, "I…I bit my tongue…!"

Romeo turned his attention back to his idol, "Biting your tongue isn't all that bad."

"Well, did you ever notice that all Dragon Slayers have sharp teeth?" Natsu opened his mouth wide and pointed to the canines that were unmistakably sharp just as Natsu said.

"Whoa, I never knew that!" Romeo stares in awe. Then he cringes a little, imagining Wendy's pain, "Ow…I guess that does hurt a lot…"

The Fire Dragon Slayer holds up two fingers, "The second reason…watch Gajeel for a sec, would ya?"

The younger fire mage follows and intently stares at Gajeel's table. He sees Levy take a seat right beside the Iron mage, as well as a few other random mages at the other side of the table.

"Wait for it…" Natsu tells Romeo.

"Ugh…" Gajeel immediately plugs his nose, "Something smells WAY too strong!"

Levy makes an 'o' shape with her mouth, "Sorry, Gajeel…I accidentally sprayed too much perfume on me this morning." She proceeds to inch a little away from him.

"Not only that…" Gajeel mutters, "There's something that smells like shit!"

Just then, a mage walks away from the table, whistling innocently.

"Oh yeah, you guys have strong noses!" Romeo says in realization.

"Sometimes a little too strong." Natsu explains, "We can smell pretty much everything in the guild."

Romeo comments, "But that's still pretty cool, Natsu-nii."

"Yeah, I guess I can't say I don't agree with you."

"What's the third reason?" the purple-haired asks.

Natsu grins, "This one's important! So listen up!"

The boy just stares expectantly for a good answer.

"I'll bet you…that no Fire Dragon Slayer in the world can use such awesome Rainbow Fire as you do, Romeo! Not even me! And those are the reasons why you shouldn't give up your cool magic for mine!"