Dealing with Boredom

Frankman364: I was bored, so I thought why not I have some fun messing with Tashigi. I'm going to have SO fun torturing her… 'Evil laugh' Anyways the story is… Smoker is bored and he is really stressed about it, so he decides to do something to entertain himself, main target, Tashigi!

Vash: Why did you choose No Brows and Cocky Blues?

Smoker: Who you calling No Brows you little brat? 'Death glare'

Tashigi: Who are you calling me Cocky Blues? 'Death glare'

Vash: Oh S*hit… Frankman364… Can you help me out here…

Frankman364: Umm… I think I'll just have to leave you guys with your problems. Bye! Read away people! 'Runs away'

Vash: Traitor! 'Runs sonic speed away from Smoker and Tashigi'

Smoker: GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE YOU BRAT! 'Chases after him with Tashigi alongside him'

Warning: Very short. Humorous with a little bit of SmoXTash.

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. The only things I own my Outside Characters.

Prank # 1: Nice Butt

Another boring day on the boring marine ship with nothing to do what so ever. Smoker was just sitting in his desk, grumpy and impatient because its taking WAY too long to get to his next destination. He didn't have anything to do expect smoke his cigars and finish doing stupid paperwork, so he thought of a way to entertain himself for the time being. Then he had an idea.

1 hour later…

Tashigi was in Smoker's office handing him the paperwork that she just completed a while ago. When she was about to head out of his office, he heard him yell out.

Smoker: Tashigi! Hold on a second! 'He yelled out'

She turned around.

Tashigi: Umm… Is there something you need Captain Smoker sir? 'She asks nervously'

Smoker: I want you to deliver that package to the mail room. 'He points down in the bottom of the front desk' I was going to bring it there myself but I got some things to catch up on… So if can you do it right now that would be great… 'He explains'

Tashigi: O-Okay! Sir! 'She saluted and went in front of the desk to pick it up'.

When she tried to pick up the package, it became surprisingly heavy. It weighed more than a sack of bricks!

Tashigi's mind: Geeze! What is he trying to deliver in this thing? 'She thought to herself' It's too heavy… 'She wined and pounted'

What she didn't know is that Smoker put a hole in the bottom of the package and used his smoke powers to hold the box from the inside from being lifted. Meanwhile he had a nice view of Tashigi's butt wiggling side to side while she was trying to lift it. He made a small smile and chucked a bit to himself quietly so that Tashigi couldn't hear. She didn't even notice what was going on because she wasn't even wearing her glasses and she was too busy trying to lift the package from the ground. Then Smoker's hand slowly made his way towards Tashigi's butt and squeeze on of her butt checks. Tashigi jump surprisingly from her squatting position and turned around quickly while covering her butt embarrassed, with a huge tomato blush on her face. She looked around the room panicky and saw that nobody was behind her. She turned around again to face Smoker and she saw that he was getting very grumpy and impatient, acting like nothing had happen. (Secretly he is holding his laugher inside until she leaves).

Smoker: Tashigi! What are you doing! Pick up the package and deliver it to the mail room NOW! 'He yelled harshly, now growling'

Tashigi: I-I'm sorry Captian Smoker sir! I'll bring it over to the storage room right away! 'She said quickly as she grabbed the package below her and walked quickly out the door, almost tripping along the way'.

As soon as she was gone, Smoker let out a small laugh and smiled a little.

Smoker: Well at least that made my day. Sergeant Major Tashigi is kind of cute when she gets embarrassed… I think it's actually kind of funny, maybe I should do it again later sometime… At least it helped me deal with my boredom… 'He said to himself in agreement'

Frankman364: Hey all you One Piece addicts out there! There might be a chance of OCC in with the characters so don't mind the little details. OK now! It's Review time! Let me know what I should do to make it better! I'll try to think of another Prank for Smoker to do! If you got any suggestions, please let me know because The Smoke man here is bored again. See ya later!