Back with another installment! Hope you enjoy...

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Ted Mosby: The awkward moment when the man sitting next to you on the subway keeps winking at you sleazily.

Marshall Erickson commented on your status: Why on earth were you taking the subway? Statistically speaking from your apartment the taxi would have been a better option.

Barney Stinson commented on your status: Taxi? Pfft you commoners, private chauffeurs are the way of the future, the Stinson Future.

Robin Scherbatsky commented on your status: LOL am I the only one who sees the funny side to this! Was he rubbing his nipples as well? ;)

Lily Aldrin commented on your status: I hear you Robyn, it's also never the nice one who try and get creepy with you.

Marshall Erickson commented on your status: TAXI's are better, end of story.

Ted Mosby: We solved this years ago, BUSES shit all over everything else.

Marshall Ericksen commented on your status: If buses were so awesome they'd be in movies more!

Ted Mosby: Are you kidding me? SPEED! That movie is all about a frikken bus!

Robin Scherbatsky commented on your status: Speed is a crap rip off, have you guys seen Traffic. You Americans hijacked it and made into a terrible movie!

Barney Stinson commented on your status: Bloody Canadians.

Lily Aldrin commented on your status: More like ... Can-BAD-ians hahahaha

Marshall Ericksen commented on your status: Oh Lily that was a bad bad bad pun...

Lily Aldrin commented on your status: Let the pregnant lady have her fun!

Ted Mosby: Status officially ruined.

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AN: This was a short one, been uber busy and have come down with a bad case of writers block!