"What.. The hell… Is this." Kaito's reaction to the lyrics sheets and scripts he had been handed was nearly identical to that of the seven other Vocaloids reading it. "This makes almost no sense. What the hell is going on here?"

Two days ago, a man by the name of Akuno-P (Or mothy, as he preferred to be called.) had come to Master in the hopes that he might allow his Vocaloids to sing a series of songs he had written. He had deposited a rather thick packet filled with music, and then quickly gone on his way. Master had spent the next two days studying the music, before coming out of his office frazzled, and dumping it all onto the eight Vocaloids assigned to sing it. That should have been an indication as to the type of songs.

Len groaned. "God damnit, I have to die again.."

"What from?" Rin giggled. "Starvation? Stoning? TB?" Len gave her a sour look.

"I'm getting beheaded this time, and it's all your fault!" Rin laughed some more.

"Len? It gets worse.." Miku scowled. "Apparently.. Then I get pregnant with you."

Silence for about 10 seconds. Then Meiko and Rin both started laughing. Len and Miku glared at them.

"Heh. It looks like I have it the best off of all of you." Gakupo waited for the two girls to calm down, and grinned. "I get to sleep with all of you." He looked at the script again, and his expression turned to one of mild horror. "… Wow. And when I say all of you, I really mean all of you."

"Even me?" Kaito asked, flipping through the pages.

"Not unless you want me to. And ask nicely." Gakupo's grin returned in full force, making Kaito blush.

Damnit, that moron is already in character..

"It seems like most of us get to kill people.." Luka said quietly. "I mean, I get to murder you-" She pointed at Meiko. "You-" She pointed at Miku. "And you!" She pointed at Rin. "With scissors."

"I get to mass-murder an entire town!"

"Big whup, I kill half a country!" Kaito rolled his eyes.

"It's great that we all get to slaughter innocent-" He looked at his part in the script, then over at Gakupo, who was still giving him bedroom eyes. "-and not-so-innoccent people. But what I was saying is, this barely makes any sense! I can kind of get a few details, but the overarching plot is so incredibly convoluted.."

Gumi coughed, causing everyone to look at her.

"You forgot the best part!" She said, as sarcastically as she could manage. "Apparently… I'm Satan."

The silence was so thick you could cut it. Then Kaito stood up, tossing his papers down on the floor.

"God. Fucking. Damnit. I can't. I. Simply. Can't. I'm corrupt, Meiko's a lunatic, Luka's a yandere, Miku is a mass-murderer, Gakupo's a nymphomaniac, Rin and Len are five hundred different people at once, and YOU'RE THE GODDAMNED DEVIL. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck this! I'm leaving!" He opened the door, walked out, and slammed it behind him.

More silence.

"He's just jealous that his character is the least morally sound of all of us." Miku said.

Luka looked at her quizzically.

"I thought that was my job?"

AN: Hopefully everyone knows by now that the more I make fun of something, the more I love it. (Unless that thing is Twilight or Hannah Montana.) I LOVE all of mothy's work, but yeah, it's about as easy to understand as a MIT Undergraduate's engineering textbook is to a particularly dim-witted four-year-old. :P