Disclaimer : I don't own anything!
This is a story written together with my sister, T-chan. Well, chapter 1 is gonna to be a little boring because we're trying to do an experiment how well our interview is going.. And maybe the Varias will go a little OOC...And if you guys like this interview and wants more, please do review ! Thank you !
VARIA INTERVIEW
Storm : Konichiwa mina-san! I'm Storm-chan the MC!
T : Hi, I'm T-chan, also the MC.
Storm : Ne, T-chan. Where's our guests?
T : They're on the way-
The door banged open with a loud "VOIIIIIIII !" (you know who is it) and we both turned.
T : I guess they're here...
Storm : Then let's invite them in!
After 10 minutes, the guest was sitted in comfortable situation.
Storm : Alright, lets get this interview started. So how do you feel, Varias?
Squalo : I feel like shit.
Bel : Shishi...the prince have no comments.
Fran : Boring... *yawns*
Storm : *twitch*
Lussuria : I feel so proud to be interviewed!
Xanxus : I don't know.
Levi : The boss doesn't know so I don't know too.
Mammon : Okay...
T : *sweatdrop* Well, that was quite an answer. So, how do you think of yourself today?
Bel : I think I'm getting more and more handsome day by day... *brings out a mirror*
Fran : Bel-senpai, stop consoling yourself. You just doesn't want to admit that you're-
Bel : *hits Fran with knifes* Shishi...shut up, froggy. I feel so royal today, MCs .
Storm : ...
Lussuria : I'm feeling pretty today, don't I? *turning around with his fur scarf*
Squalo : Voii! Stop talking shit! I'm puking here!
Xanxus : A bunch of thrash... *sleeps*
Levi : I agree with boss.
Storm : Don't you have your own mind, Levi?
Mammon : I look the same everyday, don't you think so?
Bel : You look attractive today, Mammon.
Fran : Didn't he just say he looked the same everyday?
Bel : Shut up. *throws knifes at Fran*
Fran : Aah...It hurts, senpai. What a big bully... I'll report you...
Bel : *smrik* Go on.
T : Maa maa, stop fighting. This is all recorded live to every fans...so if you misbehaved...
Xanxus : I don't care, thrash.
Lussuria : Live? *waves* Hello, mina!
Storm : *clears throat* Ehem...so here's a question from the MC herself. To Squalo. Why is your hair so long? Don't you feel hot when you sweat?
Squalo : Vooi, woman! What kind of questions is that? You have long hair too so why don't you ask yourself?
Storm : *twitch* Well, I sit in the air-condiioned room everyday, Squalo-san. And you run here and there everyday. And I'm a girl. So answer me.
Bel : Shishi...Squalo is a girl~
Squalo : ...Its none of your business I have long hair!
Lussuria : Aww, don't blush, Squ-chan~ We all know why you kept those hair~
Storm and T crowded in front of Squalo immediately.
T: Ehh? Why, Squalo-san?
Squalo : *took a glance at Xanxus and blush* D-don't ask!
Fran : Captain, why don't you say because Xanxus-san said you look good in long hair?
Squalo : Vooiii! Don't spit nonsense, frog! *blushing*
Xanxus : Thrash.
Mammon : So Xanxus and Squalo...
Levi : Have something...
Bel : That we don't know...shishishi...
And that's when Squalo stood up and chase everyone with his sword.
T : Stop ! You're ruining our studio!
Xanxus : Shut up all of you, thrash! *takes out gun and fire everywhere*
T : Uwaah! Our studio! Storm-chan! Its burning down! *runs around, panic*
Storm : Hello? Fire station? Yes, please send your men here. And please call the cops please. Thank you. And that's all for today, Varia fans.
Lussuria : See you guys next time! *flying kiss*
T : Please leave a review if you want the interview to go on, mina!
Storm : Good or bad reviews accepted!
T & Storm : Arigatou ! *bows*
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