Back and forth he paced, sure to run a hole right into the white, pristine marble floors of his palace. He was hunched over, one hand crossed behind his back, one stroking his chin as he thought and though; behind him were all six of his children—the Creation and the Lake trios—but they all looked bored, as if they did not want to be there in the slightest. Out of nowhere, one of his beautiful stained glass windows was shattered, causing Mesprit and Palkia to shriek like two year olds. Arceus spun around, blown over by the force of an enormous silver and blue body slamming into him. It roared and threw itself back to its feet, shrieking in the face of an enormous, beautiful navy-blue creature with antlers that shined like one of Ho-Oh's rainbows.

Giratina dived behind the chairs, grabbing the tails of his three Lake siblings, who just so happened to be in their Pokemon forms. Dialga rolled under the tail of the first Legendary and made a break for the door while Palkia, getting slammed in the face by a flailing arm, hit a wall and crumpled to the ground. Their father let out a loud, shrill shriek and shifted into his Pokemon form; he raised his head and his Psychic plate came to life, glowing a light blue. The Pokemon fighting in the middle of his room head butted and skidded backwards from sheer force.

At the door stood Reshiram and Zekrom, whose eyes were wide.

"Is that /dad?!" Zekrom shrieked. "What the hell is he doing?!"

Reshiram's hands were tight fists. On his face was a maniacal, almost insane, grin. He shouted out and cheered for the giant dragon, though he was quite unsure who this new blue one was.

The room shook. Kyurem and the blue deer were lifted into the air and slammed against opposite walls, creating cracks from which piles of Unown came spilling out, scattering into the air. Arceus snapped his head to the left and Kyurem was thrown into the blue deer, then to the right, where they were then both thrown against another wall. He looked down and they fell to the floor in a heap of limbs, antlers, and miss-matched wings.

Kyurem tried to lift his head and roar, but it fell back, shaking the ground. Reshiram was practically bouncing all over the place, having reverted to his child form. "That was so awesome!" he exclaimed. "Do it again! Do it again!"

"Hush, child," Kyurem's voice rumbled. He yanked his wing out from under one of the deer's legs and came tumbling out in front of Arceus. "Was that really necessary? I'm going to have a huge headache now, thanks to you!"

Golden hooves hit the floor. "I will not promote fighting within my personal quarters," Arceus roared. "Get out! Get out both of you!"

The deer laughed and rolled over, shakily coming to his feet. "I assure you this was all just a bit of fun," he said in a rather thick, Kalos accent. He shook his head and a beautiful powder fell to the ground like fresh snow. "Kyurem was just showing me how to deflect this one move that will surely help against my…" He shuddered. "Brother. Yveltal is obnoxious."

Arceus did not look pleased. Giratina and his siblings peered out from behind the chairs; the one who looked most concerned was Mesprit, one of the most empathetic Pokemon Arceus had ever created. She shook and shivered and tears welled up in the corner of her eyes. Giratina took her in his arms in attempt to calm her.

"Your father will hear of this," Arceus spat at the deer. "A creature of Life! I gave a piece of myself to your father to allow your creation! Get out now!" His shout was so loud it could have created an earthquake below that reached all the way to Twinleaf.

Terrified, the deer made a running start and bounced out the shattered window. "Good luck finding my dad, Arceus-sir-man!"

The god let out an irritated shriek and snapped his gaze to Kyurem. He was leaning down, letting his son climb all over his head and sit against one of the stones, and the Legendary looked so genuinely happy that Arceus felt bad having to do anything. But he snapped his head up and threw Reshiram and Zekrom out of the room, slamming the golden doors shut.

"Explain yourself!"

Kyurem rolled his eyes. "You do realize Yveltal's a huge bully right? I was just trying to help Xernes protect himself is all, don't worry about it."

Arceus looked away, ashamed. "We do not speak about the Kalos Legendaries at the moment. Now because the window is your fault, you have to clean it up!"

Outside, Reshiram, who had his ear pressed to the door, face palmed. "Of course," he muttered. "Zekrom, why does our dad always do stupid things? We couldn't have had someone cool like the Eon twins, could we?"

"I can't stand Lugia as it is, bro. Let's go get donuts before dad finishes and comes to embarrass us."

"Huh, good idea."

As they were walking away, the shriek of a bird and the snarling roar of their father reached their ears.

"Welp, looks like Player 3 has entered the battle," Reshiram said, exasperated, as a red streak of pure destruction shot through the halls. Suddenly, his father passed him, and he disappeared; together they morphed into White Kyurem and in the undertone of Kyurem's speech one could hear the desperate cry of Reshiram to let him go.

Shinzu: Well, I originally lost interest in this collection of stories, but since people are still faving and reading it like what, two years later?, I decided that I'd throw up another chapter! With the Kalos Pokemon now out, I thought I'd add them in a bit, but what I know of the Legendaries is very limited. I know there are three- life, destruction, and order- but I do not know who is the 'leader' (as I assume it is that Z Pokemon). Just please bear with me, as I do not have the game, and very little lore about the Legendaries seems to have been released.

But on the flipside at least we get more Kyurem and kids! 8D If any of y'all have a stupid idea for the Tao trio, throw it my way.