Crazy Girl
JPOV:
I'm currently sitting in the woods outside Bella's house, weird I know, but I can't help it I'm just drawn to her for some odd reason. I've already fed so now I'm just sitting here enjoying the playful banter between Charlie and Bella, she's actually pretty darn adorable, I grin remembering her beautiful smile. "Geez Whitlock, I can see your who-ha! Maybe you should clean the sand out of your vagina?!" I can hear Peters' voice in my head and Char smacking him in the head for being a dick at my sudden less than manly thoughts I laugh inwardly.
I do miss them, I definitely need to plan a trip down there soon maybe after Bella's birthday, yes I eavesdropped on Charlie too so I know her birthday is this Saturday. This reminds me I need to get her something maybe the T-shirt I owe her I smirk at the memories that invokes.
I hear her shuffle on up to her room for some homework, but not after having a little convo with Charlie about a certain altercation at school, God I love that girl already she's goofy and snarky and still tough as nails.
The slow loud whir of what sounds like an industrial machine coming to life brings me out of my daydream, "Must be Bella's Dinosaur turning over" I surmise and just shake my head poor needs an upgrade on that thing.
Suddenly I'm flooded with hysteria I want to just bust out laughing like someone tickling me, which wouldn't work by the way. I reckon those feelings must be Bella's, but why? I quickly and quietly sneak over to the tree right next to her window "What in the world would have made her hysterical with laughter to the point that she's… on the floor?" I wonder and peer at her computer screen since there is no T.V. in her room I can only assume it's her computer.
"How to know if you've been visited by the Supernatural? "What in the world, how did she get to an article like this? I can see it's from her junk mail, now I need to come up with something to make this seem faked, but how?" she continues reading and suddenly she's screaming on her bed about someone coming for her it took everything in me not to jump through the window and rush into that room, but that would be hard to explain.
"Oh yea I was passing by and heard you scream and decided to bypass the door and come straight through your window" oh yea the Chief would LOVE that…riiight…So I stay put and do nothing, but nearly break the branch I'm on due to the death grip I have on it.
Charlie reassures her that there is nothing on the screen and to stay away from things that would give her nightmares. All the stress that was pouring off her was enough to give me a headache so I threw her a bit of lethargic and hypnotic emotions. I could feel her smile right before she says goodnight she's out like a light and I choose to sit and watch her sleep because I have nothing else on my agenda tonight.
Sometime in the middle of the night I can feel this rash of emotions coming off her confusion, giddiness, shock, awe and…love? I have to fight to contain my rage "Who could she be dreaming of? And why does it make insane!?" I wonder as I climb through her window and just sit on the recliner in the corner of the room and try and keep her as calm as I can without really interfering since I do want to see where else her dream goes then suddenly I have a thought "How awesome would it be if she were a sleep talker" I smirk.
I hear Pete's voice again "You're not that lucky, Whitlock" I smirk because he's right when have I ever gotten what I wanted unless I took it by force…never…Then without warning she starts mumbling only a few words, but still I smile 'cause someone up there still looking out for 'Ole Whitlock.
Breathily she mumbles "Mmm…My Cowboy…let's runaway…" I wonder "who's her cowboy? I mean she did call me Cowboy, but I doubt she'd be talking about me…right?" suddenly she's pouring out fear no worse than fear, dread and she's softly crying "Where is my Major?" stunned I just sit there "Major?" I haven't heard that name in years how could she know that? Still crying she whispers "I'll find you, I'll find you, I'll find you…Jasper…Jasper..Jasper…"
Finally coming out of the shock from what I just heard I gently hug her to me and send her peace and love and just whisper words of comfort the magnetic pull I feel enough to make me never want to leave her embrace, when I feel her start to wake I rush to the recline I guess to blend which is laughable usually I would've just gone out the window, but after what I just heard I was a little discombobulated. Give a guy a break…
I can feel her eyes on me she knows I'm there in the recliner, but it's too dark to see as soon as she turns to flick on her lamp on the nightstand I bolt out there, but only to the edge of the woods where I can still hear and feel her. Curiosity hits me then amazement and I wonder what could have caused those emotions and seeing as she's awake now I doubt I'll know anytime soon.
Suddenly my phone vibrates and I hope to God it's not Alice, glancing at my screen I see it's Pete "Really I would never say who-ha you ass!" "Well hello to you too Pete, How's the wife and kid?" I reply smirking he hates it when I call his German Shepard his kid, but Char insist on treating it like one. "Asshole what did I tell you…" he whisper yells "He's not my kid, it's a fucking dog!" I can hear Char in the background "You're the dog and don't you ever bad mouth my sweet boy or you'll be sleeping outside IN the dog house and it'll be just Lucian and I in the bed…without you!"
"Yes dear, Sorry dear" he all but mumbles at that I bust out laughing 'cause he knows who the boss is in their relationship "Alright Whitlock I didn't call you so you could mock me!" which reminds me "Yea, why did you call I mean I love hearing from you guys, but something going on?" he chuckles "Well all I'm gonna say is…wait for it…wait for it…whatever or whoever it is that has your complete and utter attention wait for it, it will come to you when the time is right. Now as for when that time will be…" in unison we both reply "I don't know"
We laugh at his predictability and his malfunctioning gift "Trust me it'll get weirder before it gets…righter…that's a word right? Yea…" I laugh at Pete ever the joker "Alright Petey thanks for the insight to "something"…that's gonna happen sometime soon…that you don't know" I say sarcastically "No problem brother man, I will see on the flip side…laaater" swear Peter was some sort of stoner dude back in his time I snicker to myself.
As soon as I feel Bella go back to sleep I head off to Port A for some birthday shopping as luck would have it as soon as I jump into my truck the radio is on and "Birthday Sex" just happened to be playing I groan internally "Oh I wish that was a gift I could give her now…"
"It's your birthday so I know
you want to riiide out,
Even if we only go to myyy house
Sip mo- weezy as we sit upon myyy couch
Feels good, but I know you want to
cryyy out
You say you want passion
I think you found it
Get ready for action
Don't be astounded
We switchin' positions
You feel surrounded
Just tell me where you want
your gift, girl
Ok…let's change the station…
"First I'm gonna take a dive into the water,
deep until I know I pleased that body (body ah oop)
Or girl without a broom
I might just sweep you off your feet
And make you wanna tell somebody
(body, how I do)
somebody body how I do
Or maybe we can float on top my water bed,
you close your eyes as I improv' between your legs
We work our way from kitchen stoves, and tables
Girl you know I'm more than able to please, yeah
Say you wanted flowers on the bed (on the bed)
But you got me and now it's on again
Ugh you've got to be kidding me, taking in a deep breath I opt for turning the radio off…silence is always good, after it's golden. My vibrating phone brings me back to reality…
"Hey Jazzy you ok? Couldn't c ya 4 a few mins?"
*Ur Allie Kat :-)
"Oh hey yea I'm cool. Thx 4 checkin' headin' to Port A…C ya!"
*Major Jazz Man
"Well wait up; I need 2 go shopping 2"
Ur Allie Kat:-)
"Sorry Allie I'm gonna already maybe next time?"
Major Jazz Man
"ok :/ oh and Jazz change ur signature I mean really… Major Jazz Man? What's that about? You left the "Major" behind…and were better for it…k? thx luv ya ttyl XOXO"
Ur Allie Kat :-)
I hadn't even realized when I changed to Major Jazz Man on second thought I'm changing it to "Her Only Major" I smirk oh the cleverness of me, great now I'm stealing lines from kids movies. "Damn you Peter Pan" I think to myself as I chuckle alone…
I don't reply 'cause we've had the conversation before about the Major and I've already told her he's a part of me…I mean HE is ME! Finally Port A gonna grab some rock band shirts and who knows maybe a few shirts for myself I smirk. Then I get a text from Pete…
"Do it! Do it! LOL you know you wanna…I'm just giving you a little boost"
The Captains peter ;-)
I laugh out loud at Pete's signature, really the captains peter, swear he's always looking for an opportunity to talk about his junk!
"Oh I'm gonna do it, but what's with the Captains Peter thing really? Is it always about your junk! LOL"
Major Jazz Man
"Oh YEA! It is, didn't you get the memo? Ha-ha!"
The Captains (big) peter ;-)
"You're an ass! Stop over exaggerating "big" or is it like one of those ironic names like a big man is nicknamed tiny LOL"
Major Jazz Man
"Not cool you ass hat!:P Later, brother!"
The Captains Peter ;-)
Saturday Morning, November 30 (Bella's Birthday)
BPOV:
"What is that thing tickling my nose…ugh…swat it…ugh…not…working!" groggily I open my eyes only to see Charlie standing there with a feather and the biggest chocolate glazed donut the Forks bakery makes with two candles one is the number 1 there other is 7…
"Happy birthday, Princess Isabella" he says choked up "Sorry I don't know how to bake or cook or even fry an egg for that matter and…" he's rambling "No, no I get it dad thanks you know these are my favorite, but I don't think I can finish this whole thing by myself" I say in awe
"And that's why I brought two plates" he winks "Ah dad Mr Prepared" I smile. "Now make a wish he whispers" as if speaks any louder it won't come true. I close my eyes blow out the candles then look at him and say "I have all I need, thank you daddy" clearing his throat he says well lets dig in.
I feel the necklace I found in my still in my hand I lean over to place it on my nightstand when Charlie looks at me "Hey where'd you get that Bell's?" I look down at the little lighthouse pendant "I found it over on my recliner just sitting there last night when I went to close my window, why?" I reply
"Well that was actually the gift I bought you while you were sleeping last night, but when I came back I heard shuffling up here and came to check on you, you were asleep so I just moved some things from your bed to your recliner and I must have dropped it…well happy birthday baby. I hope you like it the lady at the antique store said it was really, really old said it has an engraving somewhere, but my eyes aren't what they use to be and I can't for the life of me remember what she said so let me know when you find it" he smiles.
After eating my faux birthday "cake" I head up to the shower, but not before putting my necklace on I love it already! While I'm in the shower I closely inspect the light house and sure enough on the back is the inscription "My Beacon Home" and all I can do is stare at it "Alright what the deuce is going on here? First coincidence Jasper now this necklace…was that dream real or reality or whatever it was that was some freaky shit! What a way to start my morning" I chuckle "Well let's get this day started" smiling I head to my room since I have my own bathroom and get dressed "Hey Bell's there's a package here for you!" Charlie yells upstairs.
"Okay dad, be down in a minute" I holler back. Heading downstairs I feel really good and decide to take the fast track down the stairs and slide down the banister then make a quick move to the right so as not to go flying into the wall and Charlie just stands there gaping like a fish "Since when did you become Miss I-don't-trip-on-air-anymore Swan?" he asks flabbergasted.
I just shrug my shoulders "Mhmm? So where's this package at old man?" and I wink "Over on the table smart ass! Who's it from?" he asks "I'd say Renee, but I doubt she even remembers she has a daughter now" is my only reply as he stands next to me with his arm draped over my shoulders "Eh, her loss is my gain. I love you, Crazy girl" is all he replies as I poke him in the ribs.
To: Miss Bella
Happy birthday Miss Bella, Hope your still not mad, but I would understand if you were. Hopefully I can explain everything to you soon, maybe…Well here's your gift from me to you kinda long overdue, but hope you like all the same
J.W. (555)818-5555 call or text (when you're ready of course)
I open it up to see at least 5-6 different t-shirts of my favorite artists The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Queen, Styx and Journey and I also see a paper that has all the shirts itemized there except one: Her Only Major and the it has the army symbol that represents a Major.
I just stand there staring at the paper "Come in Command Center…Over" I hear Charlie chuckle "So who's this J.W?" I smile "Just a boy I met at school, he's Dr. Cullen's boy Jasper" I say still looking at the itemized paper "Ah yes I remember Carlisle saying he was some big war buff, you know liked to collect war timey things and tons of books on the old war, you might be interested in some of the things he has collected. You should pay him a visit today Carlisle said he was not feeling well he stayed home from school too." Slackers he mumbles under his breath and laughs.
"Well you must have made some impression…or he must have from the way you keep daydreaming and smiling like the Cheshire cat." he laughs "You can say that again…" I somberly reply ""Well you must have made some impression…or he must have from…" he starts "I get it dad you're a smart ass!" I say blowing him a raspberry…
I head upstairs debating whether or not to text him…yes?...no?...ugh! I don't know! Ok Ill flip a coin heads I text him, tails I don't…tails! Ok that was a practice run…This time is for real…HEADS! Just because I text him doesn't mean I forgive him! But sweet baby Jesus is he hotter than the devil's toenails!
I decide I'll text him and just to mess with him I'm changing my signature to "Her Only Major" see if I can get him to tell me what that means and who is this "Her" I laugh at myself that made no sense who is this "her"? Really Bella…
Bella:
Hey J.W. thanks for the shirts. They're awesome and some of my faves now:-)
**Her Only Major :P
Jazz:
Hey…I didn't think you'd call or text, but thanks for texting and as far as the shirts your more than welcome Miss Bella :-)…what's with the signature? 0_o looks awfully similar to my signature…Is there something I need to know Isabella?
**Her Only Major
Bella:
Oh you like that huh? Well I saw it on the itemized paper that came with the shirts and I LOVED it so much I decided I'd make it MY signature :-P…don't you like it, Cowboy? :-(
**Her Only Major :P
I can't stop laughing I can't wait to see what he has to say to my fake sad face!
Jazz:
Well I must say I like it just fine, but mind if I make a suggestion to make it a little better tweak it if you will?
**Her Only Major
Bella:
Shoot Jazz man :-)
**Her Only Major :P
Jazz:
Well I suggest changing it to "Only One Major" instead of having the "her" in there…That's the only way I'd feel comfortable sharing that name with you ;-)
**Her Only Major
Ok so he wants to play hard ball or whatever game this is…I'll still beat him…even though I don't know what game it is…I'll win…
Bella:
That is such a fantastic idea…glad I thought of it :-P So slacker why are you not at school? And how's that alley cat…I mean your Allie -_- heehee
**Only One Major:-P
I still don't like that Alice she just seems like such a fake and a phony and I just want to beat the…ok calm down goosfraba…goosfraba…
Jazz:
Nope I'm actually NOT a slacker unlike someone (Bella) ha-ha! I'm actually sick, I'm lying in my death bed now with no one to nurse me back to health ;-) any takers? *wink-wink LOL just kidding Miss Bella I hope I didn't offend your delicate sensibilities:-P
**Her Only Major
Bella:
Well I'm sorry that you're on your "death bed" as you so delicately put it, really I'm saddened to my core -_- Charlie is heading to work and I was going to invite you over so we could talk cuz textin' takes too long and I hate talkin' on the phone, but I don't wanna catch whatever you got from that alley cat :-P
**Only One Major:-P
Jazz:
I'm not sick anymore all better! Heading over now! Bye!
**Her Only Major
I really do need to see him, but I'm not gonna be all over him I just NEED to see him I don't know it's complicated…it's…a love/hate thing…I know I'm a sick person, but he's on the way time for me to get dolled up…I mean decent.
I put on my favorite V-cut Van Halen shirt that hugs my body just right with my new necklace hanging just above my cleavage with some nice tight jeans and throw on my old worn out, but trusty chucks and a light smattering of makeup a.k.a lip gloss blow dry my hair to give it that blown look and I'm ready…Showtime!
A/N: Well guys hope you like this chapter again sorry in advance for any errors I don't have a Beta yet so I write and re-read, but enjoy and please…REVIEW XOXO