Hey, it's me! I was watching Madea's Big Happy Family, and I got a thought. What if Vegeta became friends with this woman? Pray fer the planet. Review!
Chapter 1
"Damn woman! I do not need anger therapy!" Vegeta yelled angrily as Bulma dragged him into the office.
"Oh yes you do! And if you destroy the office, no dinner tonight! Bye!" Bulma suppressed a grin as she shoved him into the office.
"What's wrong with yer?" Vegeta turned to see a black woman with silver hair looking at him.
"My damn wife. Just because I beat some punk at the store who called me a midgit." Vegeta scrowled as he took a seat next to the woman.
"Don't get me started on these chillen. They not like us, we're the old school!" the woman chuckled.
"Oh yeah. I've got a brat and his friend, who prank the living hell out of me! And all the woman lets me do is ground the brat! And don't get me started on Kakarot!" Vegeta crossed his arms and scowled.
"I don't know who yer Kakerot is, but yer got to have some guts, like I did at the K-Mart." Vegeta whirled.
"That was you? That was hilarious! And now I recognize you from that car chase I saw on TV. Hah! That saiyaman brat is still talking about it!" Vegeta laughed.
"Saiyaman? That's nothing but the popo in tons of celers!" the woman laughed.
"Damn right! I am Vegeta, the Prince of All Saiyans! No one should tell me what to do!" Vegeta muttered.
"Uh huh." Madea laughed.
That night…
"Do you think dad blew up the office?" Trunks asked as Bulma prepared dinner.
"This is your father we're talking about, dear. He probably did." Bulma sighed.
SCREECH! The sound of screeching tires made everyone freeze. Then, Vegeta walked through the front door.
"What was that? Whose car was that?" Bulma asked.
"My new friend dropped me off." Vegeta chuckled as he sat at the table.
"Who?" Goten asked. He was staying over for dinner.
"Her name is Mabel Simmons." Vegeta chuckled.
"Oh. Well, it's nice to see that you made a friend." Bulma smiled as she prepared lettuce.
"You don't know the half of it." Vegeta thought with an evil grin.
Oh my! What horrible things are going to result from this friendship? Review!